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Condom, Dad, and Dank: A kid asks his mom, "How was I born?" The mother replies, "Well, your dad and I took a little seed. We made a hole on the ground and covered it with earth. We watered it and took care of it. After some time, a plant came out of the ground and started to grow leaves. After a while the plant had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud and smoked them and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom. And that's how you were born."

Condom, Dad, and Dank: A kid asks his mom, "How was I
born?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad and
I took a little seed. We made a hole on
the ground and covered it with earth. We
watered it and took care of it. After some
time, a plant came out of the ground and
started to grow leaves. After a while the plant
had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud
and smoked them and then we got so high
that we fucked without a condom. And that's
how you were born."

Condom, Dad, and Dank: A kid asks his mom, "How was I
born?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad and
I took a little seed. We made a hole on
the ground and covered it with earth. We
watered it and took care of it. After some
time, a plant came out of the ground and
started to grow leaves. After a while the plant
had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud
and smoked them and then we got so high
that we fucked without a condom. And that's
how you were born."

Condom, Dad, and Dude: A kid asks his mom, "How was I born?" The mother replies, "Well, your dad and I took a little seed. We made a hole on the ground and covered it with earth. We watered it and took care of it. After some time, a plant came out of the ground and started to grow leaves. After a while the plant had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud and smoked them and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom. And that's how you were born." 2.1k џ 52 Share They had us in the f not gonna lie oh frick dude

Condom, Dad, and Dude: A kid asks his mom, "How was I
born?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad and
I took a little seed. We made a hole on
the ground and covered it with earth. We
watered it and took care of it. After some
time, a plant came out of the ground and
started to grow leaves. After a while the plant
had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud
and smoked them and then we got so high
that we fucked without a condom. And that's
how you were born."
2.1k
џ 52
Share
They had us in the f
not gonna lie
oh frick dude

Condom, Dad, and Dude: A kid asks his mom, "How was I
born?"
The mother replies, "Well, your dad and
I took a little seed. We made a hole on
the ground and covered it with earth. We
watered it and took care of it. After some
time, a plant came out of the ground and
started to grow leaves. After a while the plant
had a sweet aromatic bud. We took the bud
and smoked them and then we got so high
that we fucked without a condom. And that's
how you were born."
2.1k
џ 52
Share
They had us in the f
not gonna lie
oh frick dude

College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE JIM JOE Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship 100K student debt Can't find a Philosopher jot Believes people without 0K student debt Earns 80K annually Disconnected Jim's college degrees are stupid electricity for non-payment Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit... Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means? Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say; You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU! It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome. Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way. If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers". If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself. The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed? This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful. Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability. Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME". The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU? Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be. #blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism Patrick James

College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE
JIM
JOE
Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship
100K student debt
Can't find a Philosopher jot
Believes people without
0K student debt
Earns 80K annually
Disconnected Jim's
college degrees are stupid
electricity for non-payment
Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do).

The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit...

Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means?

Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say;

You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU!

It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome.

Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way.

If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers".

If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself.

The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed?

This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful.

Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability.

Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME".

The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU?

Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be.

#blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism

Patrick James

College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE
JIM
JOE
Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship
100K student debt
Can't find a Philosopher jot
Believes people without
0K student debt
Earns 80K annually
Disconnected Jim's
college degrees are stupid
electricity for non-payment
Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do).

The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit...

Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means?

Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say;

You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU!

It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome.

Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way.

If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers".

If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself.

The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed?

This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful.

Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability.

Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME".

The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU?

Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be.

#blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism

Patrick James

Tumblr, Wow, and Hulk: e-nomine-grinchus: witforweeks: dragonsir: fjorester-yashregard: hegodamask: deadcrushing: thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing @nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers This works so well, I am in awe. “Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect “He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip This is art. The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me Its 1:45 in the morning and I’m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.

Tumblr, Wow, and Hulk: e-nomine-grinchus:
witforweeks:

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.
“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around
The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect
“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in
The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip
This is art.

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me

Its 1:45 in the morning and I’m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.

Tumblr, Wow, and Hulk: e-nomine-grinchus:
witforweeks:

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.
“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around
The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect
“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in
The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip
This is art.

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me

Its 1:45 in the morning and I’m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.

Memes, Live, and Truth: We live in a generation of emotionally weak people who need everything watered down for them because it's offensive, including the truth

Memes, Live, and Truth: We live in a generation
of emotionally weak
people who need
everything watered
down for them
because it's
offensive,
including
the truth

Memes, Live, and Truth: We live in a generation
of emotionally weak
people who need
everything watered
down for them
because it's
offensive,
including
the truth

Jealous, Life, and Love: There are men who will make an effort to make you smile. They'll support your dreams & encourage the positives in your life. They'll write you love notes, sweet text messages. They'll enjoy you beyond the bedroom. They'll want to know if you've eaten. They'll feed your body when need be & feed your mind if that's what you crave. There are men who will love you in ways you've yet to be loved & that love won't be watered down by just a physical attraction. That love will be deeper, so deep that the galaxy will be jealous. I hope you find that. It's rare but so are you. r.h. Sin

Jealous, Life, and Love: There are men who will make an effort to
make you smile. They'll support your
dreams & encourage the positives in your
life. They'll write you love notes, sweet text
messages. They'll enjoy you beyond the
bedroom. They'll want to know if you've
eaten. They'll feed your body when need
be & feed your mind if that's what you
crave. There are men who will love you in
ways you've yet to be loved & that love
won't be watered down by just
a physical attraction.
That love will be deeper,
so deep that the galaxy
will be jealous.
I hope you find that.
It's rare but so are you.
r.h. Sin

Jealous, Life, and Love: There are men who will make an effort to
make you smile. They'll support your
dreams & encourage the positives in your
life. They'll write you love notes, sweet text
messages. They'll enjoy you beyond the
bedroom. They'll want to know if you've
eaten. They'll feed your body when need
be & feed your mind if that's what you
crave. There are men who will love you in
ways you've yet to be loved & that love
won't be watered down by just
a physical attraction.
That love will be deeper,
so deep that the galaxy
will be jealous.
I hope you find that.
It's rare but so are you.
r.h. Sin

Internet, Life, and Sorry: paper-mario-wiki m calling out everyone who says "this cleared my skin and watered my crops when responding to images they like i know you dont have crops and i know you dont have skin stop lying for a joke", this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools sweetscasket im so sorry Source: paper-mario-wiki 177,032 notes I cant believe people would just lie on the internet

Internet, Life, and Sorry: paper-mario-wiki
m calling out everyone who says "this cleared my skin and watered my crops
when responding to images they like
i know you dont have crops
and i know you dont have skin
stop lying for a joke", this is a serious website for people to make posts on their
blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like
fools
sweetscasket
im so sorry
Source: paper-mario-wiki
177,032 notes
I cant believe people would just lie on the internet

Internet, Life, and Sorry: paper-mario-wiki
m calling out everyone who says "this cleared my skin and watered my crops
when responding to images they like
i know you dont have crops
and i know you dont have skin
stop lying for a joke", this is a serious website for people to make posts on their
blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like
fools
sweetscasket
im so sorry
Source: paper-mario-wiki
177,032 notes
I cant believe people would just lie on the internet

I cant believe people would just lie on the internet

Cute, Fucking, and Target: aregrettablehullabaloo: celestial-naiad: mattheuphonium: toostoked: art This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seenI’m sobbing I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute. This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

Cute, Fucking, and Target: aregrettablehullabaloo:
celestial-naiad:

mattheuphonium:

toostoked:

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seenI’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

Cute, Fucking, and Target: aregrettablehullabaloo:
celestial-naiad:

mattheuphonium:

toostoked:

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seenI’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

Cute, Fucking, and Tumblr: aregrettablehullabaloo: celestial-naiad: mattheuphonium: toostoked: art This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seenI’m sobbing I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute. This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

Cute, Fucking, and Tumblr: aregrettablehullabaloo:

celestial-naiad:

mattheuphonium:

toostoked:

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seenI’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

Cute, Fucking, and Tumblr: aregrettablehullabaloo:

celestial-naiad:

mattheuphonium:

toostoked:

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seenI’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

How, Her, and Take Care: YOU MATCHED VALE ON 7/24/18 How often does this cactus need to be watered? I only swiped right so I could get in your plants. Sent Her bio said she needs someone to take care of her cactus

How, Her, and Take Care: YOU MATCHED VALE
ON 7/24/18
How often does this cactus need to be
watered? I only swiped right so I could
get in your plants.
Sent
Her bio said she needs someone to take care of her cactus

How, Her, and Take Care: YOU MATCHED VALE
ON 7/24/18
How often does this cactus need to be
watered? I only swiped right so I could
get in your plants.
Sent
Her bio said she needs someone to take care of her cactus

Her bio said she needs someone to take care of her cactus

Food, Memes, and Money: @orbofnite what's worse than a heartbreak? Alexis Sixela Spending money on food that ends up being nasty. There isn’t true pain like spending $10 on a terrible watered down iced coffee 😭☕️💯(twitter - orbofnite & __Sixela__)

Food, Memes, and Money: @orbofnite
what's worse than a heartbreak?
Alexis
Sixela
Spending money on food that ends up
being nasty.
There isn’t true pain like spending $10 on a terrible watered down iced coffee 😭☕️💯(twitter - orbofnite & __Sixela__)

Food, Memes, and Money: @orbofnite
what's worse than a heartbreak?
Alexis
Sixela
Spending money on food that ends up
being nasty.
There isn’t true pain like spending $10 on a terrible watered down iced coffee 😭☕️💯(twitter - orbofnite & __Sixela__)

There isn’t true pain like spending $10 on a terrible watered down iced coffee 😭☕️💯(twitter - orbofnite

Jealous, Love, and Smile: There are men who make an effort to make you smile. They'l support your dreams & encourage the positives in yourfe. They'll write you love notes, swect text messages. They'll enjoy you beyond the bedroom. They' want to know if you've eaten. They'll feed your body when need be & feed your mind if that's what you crave. There are men who will love you in ways you've yet to be loved & that love won't be watered down by just a physical attraction. That love will be deeper, so deep that the galaxy will be jealous. I hope you find that. It's rare but so are you

Jealous, Love, and Smile: There are men who make an effort to make
you smile. They'l support your dreams &
encourage the positives in yourfe. They'll write
you love notes, swect text messages. They'll enjoy
you beyond the bedroom. They' want to know if
you've eaten. They'll feed your body when need
be & feed your mind if that's what you crave.
There are men who will love you in ways you've
yet to be loved & that love won't be watered
down by just a physical attraction. That love will
be deeper, so deep that the galaxy will be jealous.
I hope you find that. It's rare but so are you

Jealous, Love, and Smile: There are men who make an effort to make
you smile. They'l support your dreams &
encourage the positives in yourfe. They'll write
you love notes, swect text messages. They'll enjoy
you beyond the bedroom. They' want to know if
you've eaten. They'll feed your body when need
be & feed your mind if that's what you crave.
There are men who will love you in ways you've
yet to be loved & that love won't be watered
down by just a physical attraction. That love will
be deeper, so deep that the galaxy will be jealous.
I hope you find that. It's rare but so are you

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: whattarush: THIS SCENE CLEARED MY POURS WATERED MY CROPS AND PAID MY TUITION

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: whattarush:

THIS SCENE CLEARED MY POURS WATERED MY CROPS AND PAID MY TUITION

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: whattarush:

THIS SCENE CLEARED MY POURS WATERED MY CROPS AND PAID MY TUITION

Soon..., Tumblr, and Blog: he-southern-dan The orange shrub-cat requires many pets to grow big and strong. Contrary to other shrubs, this shrub is deeply adverse to being watered srsfunny:It’s Going To Blossom Soon

Soon..., Tumblr, and Blog: he-southern-dan
The orange shrub-cat requires many pets to grow big and
strong. Contrary to other shrubs, this shrub is deeply
adverse to being watered
srsfunny:It’s Going To Blossom Soon

Soon..., Tumblr, and Blog: he-southern-dan
The orange shrub-cat requires many pets to grow big and
strong. Contrary to other shrubs, this shrub is deeply
adverse to being watered
srsfunny:It’s Going To Blossom Soon

srsfunny:It’s Going To Blossom Soon

Life, Sorry, and Mario: paper-mario-wiki im calling out everyone who says "this cleared my skin and watered my crops" when responding to images they like i know you dont have crops and i know you dont have skin stop lying for a "joke", this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools sweetscasket im so sorry Source: paper-mario-wiki 163,970 notes Called out

Life, Sorry, and Mario: paper-mario-wiki
im calling out everyone who says "this
cleared my skin and watered my crops" when
responding to images they like
i know you dont have crops
and i know you dont have skin
stop lying for a "joke", this is a serious website
for people to make posts on their blogs about
their life experiences, not about making a
ruckus and acting like fools
sweetscasket
im so sorry
Source: paper-mario-wiki
163,970 notes
Called out

Life, Sorry, and Mario: paper-mario-wiki
im calling out everyone who says "this
cleared my skin and watered my crops" when
responding to images they like
i know you dont have crops
and i know you dont have skin
stop lying for a "joke", this is a serious website
for people to make posts on their blogs about
their life experiences, not about making a
ruckus and acting like fools
sweetscasket
im so sorry
Source: paper-mario-wiki
163,970 notes
Called out

Called out

God, Dank Memes, and Mother: Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug Your mother doesn't want third rate pancakes and watered down mimosas, she wants grandchildren you God damn millennial 5/13/18, 11:44 AM PSA

God, Dank Memes, and Mother: Comfortably Smug
@ComfortablySmug
Your mother doesn't want third rate
pancakes and watered down mimosas,
she wants grandchildren you God damn
millennial
5/13/18, 11:44 AM
PSA

God, Dank Memes, and Mother: Comfortably Smug
@ComfortablySmug
Your mother doesn't want third rate
pancakes and watered down mimosas,
she wants grandchildren you God damn
millennial
5/13/18, 11:44 AM
PSA

PSA

Bill Cosby, Memes, and Sex: WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING SOMEONE HAS DONE TO YOU DURING SEX? Bill Cosby Woke up. 2d Like Reply <p>Damn Rohypnol Was watered down via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rl9hHs">https://ift.tt/2rl9hHs</a></p>

Bill Cosby, Memes, and Sex: WHAT'S THE
WEIRDEST THING
SOMEONE HAS
DONE TO YOU
DURING SEX?
Bill Cosby
Woke up.
2d Like Reply
<p>Damn Rohypnol Was watered down via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rl9hHs">https://ift.tt/2rl9hHs</a></p>

Bill Cosby, Memes, and Sex: WHAT'S THE
WEIRDEST THING
SOMEONE HAS
DONE TO YOU
DURING SEX?
Bill Cosby
Woke up.
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Bones, Memes, and Break: WE LIVE IN A GENERATION OF EMOTIONALLY WEAK PEOPLE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE WATERED DOWN BECAUSE IT'S OFFENSIVE, INCLUDING THE TRUTH Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me?"

Bones, Memes, and Break: WE LIVE IN
A GENERATION OF
EMOTIONALLY WEAK PEOPLE
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE
WATERED DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
OFFENSIVE, INCLUDING THE TRUTH
Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me?"

Bones, Memes, and Break: WE LIVE IN
A GENERATION OF
EMOTIONALLY WEAK PEOPLE
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE
WATERED DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
OFFENSIVE, INCLUDING THE TRUTH
Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me?"

Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me?"

Hello, Love, and Tumblr: FROGuri96]: love Gusier]: yes uma) hello my friend FROGuri96] i love you Muma]: i love u too mercyofficial: muma and geguri were against each other in a match and my crops are watered

Hello, Love, and Tumblr: FROGuri96]: love
Gusier]: yes
uma) hello my friend
FROGuri96] i love you
Muma]: i love u too
mercyofficial:
muma and geguri were against each other in a match and my crops are watered

Hello, Love, and Tumblr: FROGuri96]: love
Gusier]: yes
uma) hello my friend
FROGuri96] i love you
Muma]: i love u too
mercyofficial:
muma and geguri were against each other in a match and my crops are watered

mercyofficial: muma and geguri were against each other in a match and my crops are watered

Being Alone, Anna, and Apparently: CNN @CNN CAN Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY jaküb @sadandchildish instead of saving the environment and helping actual bees let's spend billions on robots that do what bees would do for free CNN @CNN Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY chuppa-thingy: curlicuecal: pts-m-d: thetrippytrip: dont you just love capitalism.. Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way. For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ain’t ’t glamorous, but if someone doesn’t do it, no one gets to know for sure what’s there. Someone’s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, I’m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didn’t, I might have to, and I don’t wanna. But let’s talk about why we should care about this particular science and spend money on it. (And I’ll even answer without even glancing at the article.) Off the top of my head? -advances in robotics -advances in miniature robotics -advances in flight technology -advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences -ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?) -ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people -less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants -ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc -fucking robot bees, my friend -hahaha think how confused those flowers must be Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs. *Especially* if it’s also associated with something (gasp) ‘inappropriate’, like sex or ladyparts. This is why research for a lot of women’s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minorities’ issues, and vulnerable groups in general’s issues tends to lag so far behind the times. This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days. Anything that’s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap. Trust me. The paperwork haunts my nightmares. So, we had a joke in my lab: “Nice work, college boy.” It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph. The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: “So you proved that plants grow better when they’re watered? Nice work, college boy.” But like, the thing is? There’s always more details than that. And a lot of times it’s important that somebody questions our assumptions. A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture. Nice work, college boy. :p Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. She developed this in her product design class. And, as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars. ‘grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK. ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis – I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33 Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better. Here’s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations. I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesn’t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.

Being Alone, Anna, and Apparently: CNN
@CNN
CAN
Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed
to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops
cnn.it/21QKbuY

jaküb
@sadandchildish
instead of saving the environment and helping
actual bees let's spend billions on robots that
do what bees would do for free
CNN @CNN
Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees
pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY
chuppa-thingy:

curlicuecal:

pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:

dont you just love capitalism..

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ain’t ’t glamorous, but if someone doesn’t do it, no one gets to know for sure what’s there.
Someone’s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, I’m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didn’t, I might have to, and I don’t wanna.
But let’s talk about why we should care about this particular science and spend money on it. (And I’ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs. *Especially* if it’s also associated with something (gasp) ‘inappropriate’, like sex or ladyparts. This is why research for a lot of women’s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minorities’ issues, and vulnerable groups in general’s issues tends to lag so far behind the times. This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.

Anything that’s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: “Nice work, college boy.” It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph. The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: “So you proved that plants grow better when they’re watered? Nice work, college boy.”
But like, the thing is? There’s always more details than that. And a lot of times it’s important that somebody questions our assumptions.
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p

Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. She developed this in her product design class. And, as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.
‘grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.

ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis – I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33

Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better.
Here’s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations.
I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesn’t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.

Being Alone, Anna, and Apparently: CNN
@CNN
CAN
Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed
to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops
cnn.it/21QKbuY

jaküb
@sadandchildish
instead of saving the environment and helping
actual bees let's spend billions on robots that
do what bees would do for free
CNN @CNN
Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees
pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY
chuppa-thingy:

curlicuecal:

pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:

dont you just love capitalism..

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ain’t ’t glamorous, but if someone doesn’t do it, no one gets to know for sure what’s there.
Someone’s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, I’m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didn’t, I might have to, and I don’t wanna.
But let’s talk about why we should care about this particular science and spend money on it. (And I’ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs. *Especially* if it’s also associated with something (gasp) ‘inappropriate’, like sex or ladyparts. This is why research for a lot of women’s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minorities’ issues, and vulnerable groups in general’s issues tends to lag so far behind the times. This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.

Anything that’s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: “Nice work, college boy.” It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph. The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: “So you proved that plants grow better when they’re watered? Nice work, college boy.”
But like, the thing is? There’s always more details than that. And a lot of times it’s important that somebody questions our assumptions.
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p

Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. She developed this in her product design class. And, as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.
‘grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.

ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis – I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33

Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better.
Here’s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations.
I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesn’t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.

Memes, Live, and Truth: WE LIVE IN A GENERATION OF EMOTIONALLY WEAK PEOPLE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE WATERED DOWN BECAUSE IT'S OFFENSIVE, INCLUDING THE TRUTH THE CLASSY PEOPLE smfh. GoodAfternoon Tho

Memes, Live, and Truth: WE LIVE IN A GENERATION OF
EMOTIONALLY WEAK PEOPLE
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE WATERED
DOWN BECAUSE IT'S OFFENSIVE,
INCLUDING THE TRUTH
THE CLASSY PEOPLE
smfh. GoodAfternoon Tho

Memes, Live, and Truth: WE LIVE IN A GENERATION OF
EMOTIONALLY WEAK PEOPLE
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE WATERED
DOWN BECAUSE IT'S OFFENSIVE,
INCLUDING THE TRUTH
THE CLASSY PEOPLE
smfh. GoodAfternoon Tho

smfh. GoodAfternoon Tho

Memes, Music, and Pop: *INHALES MODERN COUNTRY MUSICIS NOTHING MORE THAN FORMULAIC, WATERED-DOWN POP MUSIC CONSISTING OF RECYCLED, UNORIGINAL RAP-STYLE LYRICS SUNG BY UNTALENTED BRO HICKS AND MASS MARKETED TO PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT RAPED THEM WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT DIPPED IN GHOST PEPPER SALSA. mematic.net It’s true @wallbutton

Memes, Music, and Pop: *INHALES
MODERN COUNTRY MUSICIS NOTHING MORE THAN FORMULAIC, WATERED-DOWN
POP MUSIC CONSISTING OF RECYCLED, UNORIGINAL RAP-STYLE LYRICS SUNG BY
UNTALENTED BRO HICKS AND MASS MARKETED TO PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T
KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT RAPED THEM WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT DIPPED IN
GHOST PEPPER SALSA.
mematic.net
It’s true @wallbutton

Memes, Music, and Pop: *INHALES
MODERN COUNTRY MUSICIS NOTHING MORE THAN FORMULAIC, WATERED-DOWN
POP MUSIC CONSISTING OF RECYCLED, UNORIGINAL RAP-STYLE LYRICS SUNG BY
UNTALENTED BRO HICKS AND MASS MARKETED TO PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T
KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT RAPED THEM WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT DIPPED IN
GHOST PEPPER SALSA.
mematic.net
It’s true @wallbutton

It’s true @wallbutton

Dad, Fucking, and Google: PLANT DAD @LenoreLive-1d So I bought a plant a while ago and was super excited about my journey as a plant dad. I watered it every Sunday and gave it sunlight like google said. Today when I watered the shit overflowed out the pot, my damn plant wasn't even real this whole time my life is a fucking lie @sigh has the funniest posts

Dad, Fucking, and Google: PLANT DAD @LenoreLive-1d
So I bought a plant a while ago and was
super excited about my journey as a
plant dad.
I watered it every Sunday and gave it
sunlight like google said.
Today when I watered the shit
overflowed out the pot, my damn plant
wasn't even real this whole time my life
is a fucking lie
@sigh has the funniest posts

Dad, Fucking, and Google: PLANT DAD @LenoreLive-1d
So I bought a plant a while ago and was
super excited about my journey as a
plant dad.
I watered it every Sunday and gave it
sunlight like google said.
Today when I watered the shit
overflowed out the pot, my damn plant
wasn't even real this whole time my life
is a fucking lie
@sigh has the funniest posts

Dad, Dude, and Fucking: PLANT DAD @LenoreLive-1d So I bought a plant a while ago and was super excited about my journey as a plant dad. I watered it every Sunday and gave it sunlight like google said. Today when I watered the shit overflowed out the pot, my damn plant wasn't even real this whole time my life is a fucking lie Poor dude

Dad, Dude, and Fucking: PLANT DAD @LenoreLive-1d
So I bought a plant a while ago and was
super excited about my journey as a
plant dad.
I watered it every Sunday and gave it
sunlight like google said.
Today when I watered the shit
overflowed out the pot, my damn plant
wasn't even real this whole time my life
is a fucking lie
Poor dude

Dad, Dude, and Fucking: PLANT DAD @LenoreLive-1d
So I bought a plant a while ago and was
super excited about my journey as a
plant dad.
I watered it every Sunday and gave it
sunlight like google said.
Today when I watered the shit
overflowed out the pot, my damn plant
wasn't even real this whole time my life
is a fucking lie
Poor dude

9/11, Dmx, and Fucking: KANYE WEST @kanyewest Following That's why music is so fucking watered down right now I miss that DMX feeling RETWEETS LIKES 17,203 24,059 9:11 AM-12 Feb 2016

9/11, Dmx, and Fucking: KANYE WEST
@kanyewest
Following
That's why music is so fucking watered down
right now I miss that DMX feeling
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17,203 24,059
9:11 AM-12 Feb 2016

9/11, Dmx, and Fucking: KANYE WEST
@kanyewest
Following
That's why music is so fucking watered down
right now I miss that DMX feeling
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17,203 24,059
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Ash, Alcohol, and Black: Keys and a wallet are thrown in the exact same spot they'll be found every morning, and a slammed door muffles the street noise. She smells like a cigarette that was never hers to smoke, but now a burning candle replaces the ash. Black boots hit the foot of her bed and an oversized watch is peeled off. Potted plants are watered from a glass bottle, which once held alcohol she hadn't wanted to drink. She's wearing pyjamas she couldn't be seen in outside of her room. She's spent her whole day being a person she wasn't, and now that the door is closed and the sun is set, she can be whoever she wants."

Ash, Alcohol, and Black: Keys and a wallet are thrown in the exact same spot
they'll be found every morning, and a slammed door
muffles the street noise. She smells like a cigarette that
was never hers to smoke, but now a burning candle
replaces the ash. Black boots hit the foot of her bed and
an oversized watch is peeled off. Potted plants are
watered from a glass bottle, which once held alcohol
she hadn't wanted to drink. She's wearing pyjamas she
couldn't be seen in outside of her room. She's spent her
whole day being a person she wasn't, and now that the
door is closed and the sun is set, she can be whoever
she wants."

Ash, Alcohol, and Black: Keys and a wallet are thrown in the exact same spot
they'll be found every morning, and a slammed door
muffles the street noise. She smells like a cigarette that
was never hers to smoke, but now a burning candle
replaces the ash. Black boots hit the foot of her bed and
an oversized watch is peeled off. Potted plants are
watered from a glass bottle, which once held alcohol
she hadn't wanted to drink. She's wearing pyjamas she
couldn't be seen in outside of her room. She's spent her
whole day being a person she wasn't, and now that the
door is closed and the sun is set, she can be whoever
she wants."

Fucking, Shower, and Shower Thoughts: thirstinism: tanklawrence: kickingincrediblydopeshit: just-shower-thoughts: l've never seen a plus-size male model Woah Well This is a smack in my face furfangslazers: chilewithcarnage: classicalmonoblogue: Totally valid critique as plus size male models get way too little attention and coverage, but they are out there working and looking fucking divine: D.J. Terrell Troy Solomon Michael Anthony Syed Sohail Atkins Estimond this post cleared my skin and watered my crops As an aspiring plus size male model myself, these guys inspire me.

Fucking, Shower, and Shower Thoughts: thirstinism:
tanklawrence:
kickingincrediblydopeshit:
just-shower-thoughts:
l've never seen a plus-size male model
Woah
Well
This is a smack in my face
furfangslazers:
chilewithcarnage:

classicalmonoblogue:

Totally valid critique as plus size male models get way too little attention and coverage, but they are out there working and looking fucking divine:
D.J. Terrell

Troy Solomon

Michael Anthony

Syed Sohail

Atkins Estimond

this post cleared my skin and watered my crops

As an aspiring plus size male model myself, these guys inspire me.

Fucking, Shower, and Shower Thoughts: thirstinism:
tanklawrence:
kickingincrediblydopeshit:
just-shower-thoughts:
l've never seen a plus-size male model
Woah
Well
This is a smack in my face
furfangslazers:
chilewithcarnage:

classicalmonoblogue:

Totally valid critique as plus size male models get way too little attention and coverage, but they are out there working and looking fucking divine:
D.J. Terrell

Troy Solomon

Michael Anthony

Syed Sohail

Atkins Estimond

this post cleared my skin and watered my crops

As an aspiring plus size male model myself, these guys inspire me.

Energy, Memes, and Teacher: dontworry-ihate-metoo: evergreenpadlock: In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that was watered by the negative water died. Then she reminded us that humans are around 75% water negativity kills plants, what is it doing to teenagers Can we just take a moment to realize how great that is what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

Energy, Memes, and Teacher: dontworry-ihate-metoo:
evergreenpadlock:
In bio today my teacher told me
about an experiment she did with
plants. When ever she watered them
she would take two bottles, yell mean
things at one and speak positively to
the other. Turns out the one that was
watered by the negative water died.
Then she reminded us that humans
are around 75% water
negativity kills plants, what is it doing
to teenagers
Can we just take a moment to realize
how great that is
what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

Energy, Memes, and Teacher: dontworry-ihate-metoo:
evergreenpadlock:
In bio today my teacher told me
about an experiment she did with
plants. When ever she watered them
she would take two bottles, yell mean
things at one and speak positively to
the other. Turns out the one that was
watered by the negative water died.
Then she reminded us that humans
are around 75% water
negativity kills plants, what is it doing
to teenagers
Can we just take a moment to realize
how great that is
what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

Energy, Teacher, and Mean: dontworry-ihate-metoo: evergreenpadlock: In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that was watered by the negative water died. Then she reminded us that humans are around 75% water negativity kills plants, what is it doing to teenagers Can we just take a moment to realize how great that is what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

Energy, Teacher, and Mean: dontworry-ihate-metoo:
evergreenpadlock:
In bio today my teacher told me
about an experiment she did with
plants. When ever she watered them
she would take two bottles, yell mean
things at one and speak positively to
the other. Turns out the one that was
watered by the negative water died.
Then she reminded us that humans
are around 75% water
negativity kills plants, what is it doing
to teenagers
Can we just take a moment to realize
how great that is
what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

Energy, Teacher, and Mean: dontworry-ihate-metoo:
evergreenpadlock:
In bio today my teacher told me
about an experiment she did with
plants. When ever she watered them
she would take two bottles, yell mean
things at one and speak positively to
the other. Turns out the one that was
watered by the negative water died.
Then she reminded us that humans
are around 75% water
negativity kills plants, what is it doing
to teenagers
Can we just take a moment to realize
how great that is
what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

what kind of energy are you putting in the world? https://t.co/P0YfNtjVke

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p> </blockquote> <p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s even funnier if you read their bio: </p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is “Anthropophagic cryptid”. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because you’re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I don’t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. I’m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my “about” page to better understand the experiment I am conducting,  If you have an “ask”, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences.  I organize most “asks” by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else. My website  My published works</p></blockquote>

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ain’t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>😂😂😂😂😂</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s even funnier if you read their bio:

</p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is “Anthropophagic cryptid”. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because you’re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I don’t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. I’m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find.
This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my “about” page to better understand the experiment I am conducting,  If you have an “ask”, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences.  I organize most “asks” by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else.
My website  My published works</p></blockquote>

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ain’t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>😂😂😂😂😂</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s even funnier if you read their bio:

</p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is “Anthropophagic cryptid”. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because you’re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I don’t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. I’m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find.
This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my “about” page to better understand the experiment I am conducting,  If you have an “ask”, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences.  I organize most “asks” by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else.
My website  My published works</p></blockquote>

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ain’t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>😂😂😂😂😂</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>

Ass, Chill, and Dope: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ain’t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
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<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p>
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<p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
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<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
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<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>😂😂😂😂😂</p>
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<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
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<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>

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Super
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at least someone's doing ok
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BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD
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Funny, Mood, and News: TT Super Deluxe
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Deluxe
at least someone's doing ok
LIVE
BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD
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me
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We are officially out of water in Florida
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Funny, Memes, and Roommate: roommate: try not to make any noise when you
come home late
"Me at 4am looking for a bottle of water*"
HEYYY IT'S MEEE (@unilad has the funniest memes)

Funny, Memes, and Roommate: roommate: try not to make any noise when you
come home late
"Me at 4am looking for a bottle of water*"
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Period, Shower, and Soon...: glitterpen1s
you know that feeling when you're on your
period and you take a shower and you feel so
clean and relieved and nice but then as soon
as you turn the water off its a race against
you, gravity and time
lilsparrow72
I swear the last line made it feel like the
plotline of an action film
nis-otps
It is a period drama
330,323 notes

Period, Shower, and Soon...: glitterpen1s
you know that feeling when you're on your
period and you take a shower and you feel so
clean and relieved and nice but then as soon
as you turn the water off its a race against
you, gravity and time
lilsparrow72
I swear the last line made it feel like the
plotline of an action film
nis-otps
It is a period drama
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Memes, Trunks, and How To: This is how baby elephants drink water. They don't know how to use their trunks to drink until they are 9 months. /didyouknowpagel didyouknowpage

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Food, Memes, and Saw: The Tonight Show" is Donating $1 Million to Harvey Relief @balleralert s@汽. "The Tonight Show" is Donating $1 Million to Harvey Relief-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After a hiatus, JimmyFallon's "The Tonight Show" is back and they are giving back in a major way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Fallon announced Tuesday that the show will be donating $1 million to help with HurricaneHarvey relief efforts. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "Last week, we saw the devastating effects of Hurricane Harvey in the state of Texas. But in the face of this tragedy we saw good." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In addition to his announcement, Fallon praised MattressMack, who gained much attention after opening up his mattress and furniture showrooms for people needing a place to sleep. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ He also mentioned Houston Texans star J.J. Watt, who has already raised more than $18 million for food and water for victims. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "The Tonight Show” will be giving their donation to Watt's fundraiser. The NBC show joins others like LeonardoDicaprio and SandraBullock who have also pledged $1 million to the cause .

Food, Memes, and Saw: The Tonight Show" is Donating
$1 Million to Harvey Relief
@balleralert
s@汽.
"The Tonight Show" is Donating $1 Million to Harvey Relief-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After a hiatus, JimmyFallon's "The Tonight Show" is back and they are giving back in a major way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Fallon announced Tuesday that the show will be donating $1 million to help with HurricaneHarvey relief efforts. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "Last week, we saw the devastating effects of Hurricane Harvey in the state of Texas. But in the face of this tragedy we saw good." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In addition to his announcement, Fallon praised MattressMack, who gained much attention after opening up his mattress and furniture showrooms for people needing a place to sleep. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ He also mentioned Houston Texans star J.J. Watt, who has already raised more than $18 million for food and water for victims. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "The Tonight Show” will be giving their donation to Watt's fundraiser. The NBC show joins others like LeonardoDicaprio and SandraBullock who have also pledged $1 million to the cause .

Food, Memes, and Saw: The Tonight Show" is Donating
$1 Million to Harvey Relief
@balleralert
s@汽.
"The Tonight Show" is Donating $1 Million to Harvey Relief-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ After a hiatus, JimmyFallon's "The Tonight Show" is back and they are giving back in a major way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Fallon announced Tuesday that the show will be donating $1 million to help with HurricaneHarvey relief efforts. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "Last week, we saw the devastating effects of Hurricane Harvey in the state of Texas. But in the face of this tragedy we saw good." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In addition to his announcement, Fallon praised MattressMack, who gained much attention after opening up his mattress and furniture showrooms for people needing a place to sleep. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ He also mentioned Houston Texans star J.J. Watt, who has already raised more than $18 million for food and water for victims. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "The Tonight Show” will be giving their donation to Watt's fundraiser. The NBC show joins others like LeonardoDicaprio and SandraBullock who have also pledged $1 million to the cause .

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Funny, Good for You, and Monster: "l exfoliate like a madman," he said "When you exfoliate and you drink a lot of water, that does good for you. To me, the key is just exfoliating, like a monster. There's a lot of dead skin. All the time. Like a narcissistic madman." "My dermatologist, Dr. Elena Jones, gave me the Glytone self-foaming cleanser, which I wash off with cold water to close my pores," he told Into the Gloss. "l follow that with a clearing toner and moisturizer, also from my dermatologist." He added, "You have to take care of your skin. Years and years and years ago, Naomi Campbell pulled me aside and said, 'Listen, this is what you have to do - you have to go to a dermatologist; you can't keep using drugstore products.' Well, you can, but with the store products you have to be really diligent." PHARRELL FINALLY DROPPED HIS SKINCARE ROUTINE 🙏🙏 https://t.co/69iwPKfSua

Funny, Good for You, and Monster: "l exfoliate like a madman," he said
"When you exfoliate and you drink a lot of
water, that does good for you. To me, the
key is just exfoliating, like a monster.
There's a lot of dead skin. All the time. Like
a narcissistic madman."

"My dermatologist, Dr. Elena Jones, gave
me the Glytone self-foaming cleanser,
which I wash off with cold water to close my
pores," he told Into the Gloss. "l follow that
with a clearing toner and moisturizer, also
from my dermatologist."
He added, "You have to take care of your
skin. Years and years and years ago, Naomi
Campbell pulled me aside and said, 'Listen,
this is what you have to do - you have to
go to a dermatologist; you can't keep using
drugstore products.' Well, you can, but with
the store products you have to be really
diligent."
PHARRELL FINALLY DROPPED HIS SKINCARE ROUTINE 🙏🙏 https://t.co/69iwPKfSua

Funny, Good for You, and Monster: "l exfoliate like a madman," he said
"When you exfoliate and you drink a lot of
water, that does good for you. To me, the
key is just exfoliating, like a monster.
There's a lot of dead skin. All the time. Like
a narcissistic madman."

"My dermatologist, Dr. Elena Jones, gave
me the Glytone self-foaming cleanser,
which I wash off with cold water to close my
pores," he told Into the Gloss. "l follow that
with a clearing toner and moisturizer, also
from my dermatologist."
He added, "You have to take care of your
skin. Years and years and years ago, Naomi
Campbell pulled me aside and said, 'Listen,
this is what you have to do - you have to
go to a dermatologist; you can't keep using
drugstore products.' Well, you can, but with
the store products you have to be really
diligent."
PHARRELL FINALLY DROPPED HIS SKINCARE ROUTINE 🙏🙏 https://t.co/69iwPKfSua

PHARRELL FINALLY DROPPED HIS SKINCARE ROUTINE 🙏🙏 https://t.co/69iwPKfSua

Dope, Good for You, and Memes: Pharrell Dishes On His Skincare Routine @balleralert Pharrell Dishes On His Skincare Routine- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pharell seems to have the fountain of youth. As he ages, his skin continues to be flawless. It's safe to say he has impeccable genetics and a dope skin regimen. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, during an interview with Dazed, the iconic producer and "it" man revealed his skin routine. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I exfoliate like a madman. When you exfoliate and you drink a lot of water, that does good for you. To me, the key is just exfoliating, like a monster. There’s a lot of dead skin. All the time. Like a narcissistic madman," says Pharell. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's right, people. A little H20, regular sloughing away of dead skin cells and some genetics will go a long way.

Dope, Good for You, and Memes: Pharrell Dishes On
His Skincare Routine
@balleralert
Pharrell Dishes On His Skincare Routine- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pharell seems to have the fountain of youth. As he ages, his skin continues to be flawless. It's safe to say he has impeccable genetics and a dope skin regimen. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, during an interview with Dazed, the iconic producer and "it" man revealed his skin routine. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I exfoliate like a madman. When you exfoliate and you drink a lot of water, that does good for you. To me, the key is just exfoliating, like a monster. There’s a lot of dead skin. All the time. Like a narcissistic madman," says Pharell. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's right, people. A little H20, regular sloughing away of dead skin cells and some genetics will go a long way.

Dope, Good for You, and Memes: Pharrell Dishes On
His Skincare Routine
@balleralert
Pharrell Dishes On His Skincare Routine- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pharell seems to have the fountain of youth. As he ages, his skin continues to be flawless. It's safe to say he has impeccable genetics and a dope skin regimen. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, during an interview with Dazed, the iconic producer and "it" man revealed his skin routine. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I exfoliate like a madman. When you exfoliate and you drink a lot of water, that does good for you. To me, the key is just exfoliating, like a monster. There’s a lot of dead skin. All the time. Like a narcissistic madman," says Pharell. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's right, people. A little H20, regular sloughing away of dead skin cells and some genetics will go a long way.

Pharrell Dishes On His Skincare Routine- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pharell seems to have the fountain of you...

Memes, Water, and Faith: when you take that walk of faith into your kitchen at 2AM to get some water hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy. Ya boy (@thefunnyintrovert)

Memes, Water, and Faith: when you take that walk of faith into
your kitchen at 2AM to get some water
hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy.
Ya boy (@thefunnyintrovert)

Memes, Water, and Faith: when you take that walk of faith into
your kitchen at 2AM to get some water
hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy.
Ya boy (@thefunnyintrovert)

Ya boy (@thefunnyintrovert)

Clock, Memes, and Shoes: Wotusayintho @wot_u_sayin_tv wust A co-worker graded the new managers notice 9/2/2017 Attention Front Desk Staff From this point on no front desk employees ce allowed to go behind the kitchen line to get their own drink or to clock in and out From now on you must have a hostess or cook refill or get you drink, and you must pay for itino more free drinksThis is a safety issue since there is water and grease on the floor and you do not have the right shoes on to behind the line. Jf you break this rule you will be writen up thank you for your understanding on this matter Steven F&B Manager 😳👀😂 VIA @wot_u_sayin_tho

Clock, Memes, and Shoes: Wotusayintho
@wot_u_sayin_tv
wust
A co-worker graded the new
managers notice
9/2/2017
Attention Front Desk Staff
From this point on no front desk employees
ce
allowed to go behind the kitchen line to
get their own drink or to clock in and out
From now on you must have a hostess or
cook refill or get you drink, and you must
pay for itino more free drinksThis is a
safety issue since there is water and grease
on the floor and you do not have the right
shoes on to behind the line. Jf you break
this rule you will be writen up thank you
for your understanding on this matter
Steven
F&B Manager
😳👀😂 VIA @wot_u_sayin_tho

Clock, Memes, and Shoes: Wotusayintho
@wot_u_sayin_tv
wust
A co-worker graded the new
managers notice
9/2/2017
Attention Front Desk Staff
From this point on no front desk employees
ce
allowed to go behind the kitchen line to
get their own drink or to clock in and out
From now on you must have a hostess or
cook refill or get you drink, and you must
pay for itino more free drinksThis is a
safety issue since there is water and grease
on the floor and you do not have the right
shoes on to behind the line. Jf you break
this rule you will be writen up thank you
for your understanding on this matter
Steven
F&B Manager
😳👀😂 VIA @wot_u_sayin_tho

😳👀😂 VIA @wot_u_sayin_tho

Apparently, Wow, and Water: People who drink water People who still use landlines Rick & Morty fans (apparently) @grabejuiceboys Haha wow 😳 amazing 😄

Apparently, Wow, and Water: People
who drink
water
People who
still use
landlines
Rick &
Morty fans
(apparently)
@grabejuiceboys
Haha wow 😳 amazing 😄

Apparently, Wow, and Water: People
who drink
water
People who
still use
landlines
Rick &
Morty fans
(apparently)
@grabejuiceboys
Haha wow 😳 amazing 😄

Haha wow 😳 amazing 😄

Bless Up, Funny, and Life: u/SophiaLongnameovich 24d. i.redd.it So, Hugo has been struggling to keep up on walks and has to be carried alot. Got him a wagon. Set it up with a memory foam pillow and a spot for water bowls. 'cause priorities. I AM EITHER SUFFERING WRITER'S BLOCK OR I AM NO LONGER FUNNY ONE OF THE TWO LET'S HOPE IT'S THE FORMER AND NOT THE LATTER IN THE MEANTIME ENJOY THIS GOOD BOY LIVING HIS BEST LIFE BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Bless Up, Funny, and Life: u/SophiaLongnameovich 24d. i.redd.it
So, Hugo has been struggling to keep up on
walks and has to be carried alot. Got him a
wagon. Set it up with a memory foam pillow
and a spot for water bowls. 'cause priorities.
I AM EITHER SUFFERING WRITER'S BLOCK OR I AM NO LONGER FUNNY ONE OF THE TWO LET'S HOPE IT'S THE FORMER AND NOT THE LATTER IN THE MEANTIME ENJOY THIS GOOD BOY LIVING HIS BEST LIFE BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Bless Up, Funny, and Life: u/SophiaLongnameovich 24d. i.redd.it
So, Hugo has been struggling to keep up on
walks and has to be carried alot. Got him a
wagon. Set it up with a memory foam pillow
and a spot for water bowls. 'cause priorities.
I AM EITHER SUFFERING WRITER'S BLOCK OR I AM NO LONGER FUNNY ONE OF THE TWO LET'S HOPE IT'S THE FORMER AND NOT THE LATTER IN THE MEANTIME ENJOY THIS GOOD BOY LIVING HIS BEST LIFE BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

I AM EITHER SUFFERING WRITER'S BLOCK OR I AM NO LONGER FUNNY ONE OF THE TWO LET'S HOPE IT'S THE FORMER AND NOT THE LATTER IN THE MEANTIME EN...