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        e-nomine-grinchus:
witforweeks:

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.
โ€œWhere are all the godsโ€ right as Thor starts tossing people around
The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect
โ€œHeโ€™s gotta be strongโ€ just when Hulk steps in
The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip
This is art.


The fact that Thor keeps saying โ€œthatโ€™s what heroes doโ€ throughout the movie just makes this perfect


This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me


Its 1:45 in the morning and Iโ€™m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.
: e-nomine-grinchus:
witforweeks:

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.
โ€œWhere are all the godsโ€ right as Thor starts tossing people around
The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect
โ€œHeโ€™s gotta be strongโ€ just when Hulk steps in
The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip
This is art.


The fact that Thor keeps saying โ€œthatโ€™s what heroes doโ€ throughout the movie just makes this perfect


This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me


Its 1:45 in the morning and Iโ€™m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.

        

            
            

                
                
                    e-nomine-grinchus:
witforweeks:

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.
โ€œWhere are all the godsโ€ right as Thor starts tossing people around
The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect
โ€œHeโ€™s gotta be strongโ€ just when Hulk steps in
The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip
This is art.


The fact that Thor keeps saying โ€œthatโ€™s what heroes doโ€ throughout the movie just makes this perfect


This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me


Its 1:45 in the morning and Iโ€™m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.
: e-nomine-grinchus:
witforweeks:

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.
โ€œWhere are all the godsโ€ right as Thor starts tossing people around
The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect
โ€œHeโ€™s gotta be strongโ€ just when Hulk steps in
The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip
This is art.


The fact that Thor keeps saying โ€œthatโ€™s what heroes doโ€ throughout the movie just makes this perfect


This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me


Its 1:45 in the morning and Iโ€™m not entirely sure why, but this gave me chills.

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        chuppa-thingy:

curlicuecal:


pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. ย 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. ย Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainโ€™t โ€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnโ€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatโ€™s there.
Someoneโ€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iโ€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnโ€™t, I might have to, and I donโ€™t wanna.
But letโ€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceย and spend money on it.  (And Iโ€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itโ€™s also associated with something (gasp) โ€˜inappropriateโ€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenโ€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesโ€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalโ€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatโ€™s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. ย The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: โ€œNice work, college boy.โ€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: โ€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyโ€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.โ€
But like, the thing is?  Thereโ€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itโ€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.ย 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. ย She developed this in her product design class. ย And,ย as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.ย 
โ€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis โ€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33




Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better. 
Hereโ€™s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations. 
I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesnโ€™t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.
: CNN
 @CNN
 CAN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed
 to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops
 cnn.it/21QKbuY

 jakรผb
 @sadandchildish
 instead of saving the environment and helping
 actual bees let's spend billions on robots that
 do what bees would do for free
 CNN @CNN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees
 pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY
chuppa-thingy:

curlicuecal:


pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. ย 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. ย Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainโ€™t โ€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnโ€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatโ€™s there.
Someoneโ€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iโ€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnโ€™t, I might have to, and I donโ€™t wanna.
But letโ€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceย and spend money on it.  (And Iโ€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itโ€™s also associated with something (gasp) โ€˜inappropriateโ€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenโ€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesโ€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalโ€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatโ€™s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. ย The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: โ€œNice work, college boy.โ€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: โ€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyโ€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.โ€
But like, the thing is?  Thereโ€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itโ€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.ย 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. ย She developed this in her product design class. ย And,ย as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.ย 
โ€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis โ€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33




Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better. 
Hereโ€™s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations. 
I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesnโ€™t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.

        

            
            

                
                
                    chuppa-thingy:

curlicuecal:


pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. ย 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. ย Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainโ€™t โ€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnโ€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatโ€™s there.
Someoneโ€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iโ€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnโ€™t, I might have to, and I donโ€™t wanna.
But letโ€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceย and spend money on it.  (And Iโ€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itโ€™s also associated with something (gasp) โ€˜inappropriateโ€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenโ€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesโ€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalโ€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatโ€™s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. ย The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: โ€œNice work, college boy.โ€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: โ€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyโ€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.โ€
But like, the thing is?  Thereโ€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itโ€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.ย 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. ย She developed this in her product design class. ย And,ย as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.ย 
โ€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis โ€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33




Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better. 
Hereโ€™s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations. 
I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesnโ€™t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.
: CNN
 @CNN
 CAN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed
 to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops
 cnn.it/21QKbuY

 jakรผb
 @sadandchildish
 instead of saving the environment and helping
 actual bees let's spend billions on robots that
 do what bees would do for free
 CNN @CNN
 Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees
 pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY
chuppa-thingy:

curlicuecal:


pts-m-d:

thetrippytrip:


dont you just love capitalism.. ย 

Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die

my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. ย Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainโ€™t โ€™t glamorous, but if someone doesnโ€™t do it, no one gets to know for sure whatโ€™s there.
Someoneโ€™s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iโ€™m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnโ€™t, I might have to, and I donโ€™t wanna.
But letโ€™s talk about why we should care about this particular scienceย and spend money on it.  (And Iโ€™ll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
Off the top of my head?
-advances in robotics
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs.  *Especially* if itโ€™s also associated with something (gasp) โ€˜inappropriateโ€™, like sex or ladyparts.  This is why research for a lot of womenโ€™s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesโ€™ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalโ€™s issues tends to lag so far behind the times.  This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.


Anything thatโ€™s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. ย The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: โ€œNice work, college boy.โ€ It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph.  The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: โ€œSo you proved that plants grow better when theyโ€™re watered? Nice work, college boy.โ€
But like, the thing is?  Thereโ€™s always more details than that.  And a lot of times itโ€™s important that somebody questions our assumptions.ย 
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p


Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student. ย She developed this in her product design class. ย And,ย as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.ย 
โ€˜grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.


ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis โ€“ I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33




Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better. 
Hereโ€™s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations. 
I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesnโ€™t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Itโ€™s even funnier if you read their bio:

</p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is โ€œAnthropophagic cryptidโ€. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because youโ€™re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I donโ€™t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. Iโ€™m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. 
This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my โ€œaboutโ€ page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, โ€จIf you have an โ€œaskโ€, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. โ€จI organize most โ€œasksโ€ by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else.
My website โ€จMy published works</p></blockquote>: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Itโ€™s even funnier if you read their bio:

</p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is โ€œAnthropophagic cryptidโ€. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because youโ€™re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I donโ€™t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. Iโ€™m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. 
This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my โ€œaboutโ€ page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, โ€จIf you have an โ€œaskโ€, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. โ€จI organize most โ€œasksโ€ by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else.
My website โ€จMy published works</p></blockquote>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Itโ€™s even funnier if you read their bio:

</p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is โ€œAnthropophagic cryptidโ€. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because youโ€™re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I donโ€™t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. Iโ€™m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. 
This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my โ€œaboutโ€ page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, โ€จIf you have an โ€œaskโ€, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. โ€จI organize most โ€œasksโ€ by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else.
My website โ€จMy published works</p></blockquote>: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
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<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Itโ€™s even funnier if you read their bio:

</p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is โ€œAnthropophagic cryptidโ€. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because youโ€™re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I donโ€™t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. Iโ€™m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. 
This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my โ€œaboutโ€ page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, โ€จIf you have an โ€œaskโ€, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. โ€จI organize most โ€œasksโ€ by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else.
My website โ€จMy published works</p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>๐ŸŒฌ by massa_babistro ๐ŸŒฌ</p></blockquote>

<p>his hands ainโ€™t cold?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. Itโ€™s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky youโ€™re getting. </p>
<p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT  the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p>
<p>These guys get the dope ass ice thatโ€™s imported and soft thatโ€™s meant for carving and itโ€™s c r y s t a l clear.</p>
<p>If youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky โ˜•๏ธ</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Itโ€™s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>โ€œBUT THE ICE THATโ€™S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEARโ€</p>
</blockquote>

<p>โ€œIf youโ€™re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskeyโ€</p>
<p><br/></p>
<h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks heโ€™s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>

<p>LMFAOOOOOO</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alsoโ€ฆtake it from someone with enough money to buy these thingsโ€ฆ</p>
<p>It is all complete rubbish.</p>
<p>First of all, if youโ€™re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in itโ€ฆI will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and youโ€™ve just watered it down. Whatโ€™s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p>
<p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what youโ€™re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p>
<p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p>
<p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of iceโ€ฆI will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then donโ€™t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. Youโ€™d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p>
<p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Donโ€™t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like youโ€™re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p>
<p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p>
<p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p>
<p>Youโ€™re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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