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leonsbuddydave: Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines. God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood. : Bruna Payne Follow @BruPayne The @unitedairlanes staff at Gate C8 in @Dulles_Airport are a complete disrespect #news Reply 1 Retweet Favorite • More 8:56 PM - 6 Jul 13 Reply to @BruPayne @Dulles_Airport United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @BruPayne Count your blessings. At JFK they throw knives. Details Bruna Payne @BruPayne @unitedairlanes is that supposed to be funny? @JetBlue for one takes tweets regarding their company serious. Might want to take some tips... 5h Details United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 6m @BruPayne @JetBlue No, it's a very serious warning. We accidentally hired bounty hunters to run that desk and now we can't stop them. Details Michael Soncina @sonchyADV 27 Feb For those following I am stuck still at #Buffalo @unitedairlanes thanks for trying to fight the weather. You are doing well! Expand United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @sonchyADV Here at United Airlanes, we strive to not let a little thing like the fury of God prevent us from delivering tolerable service. + Reply i Delete *Favorite ** More Hide conversation 10:05 PM - 30 Jul 13 - Details William Dale, MD,PhD @WilliamDale_MD 28 Jul @robinobryant @unitedairlanes Yes -- they are horrible, in my experience, and I avoid them if possible. Expand United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @WilliamDale_MD In our defense, it says on our website that we do not carry the equipment on domestic flights to cater to nerds. + Reply i Delete * Favorite * More Hide conversation Conor Whately @ConorWhately 26 Jul Shout out to @unitedairlanes for stranding my wife at YWG for nearly 12 hour for a short flight to Chicago. Excellent service. Expand United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h - @ConorWhately After the first six hours, she technically belonged to us. You're just lucky we met our monthly quota. + Reply Delete * Favorite . More Hide conversation Jacob A. Moreno @GodJamit_0216 14 Jul @unitedairlanes lost my brothers carseat. Y'all suck from San Antonio, TX United Airlanes @unitedairlanes 12h @GodJamit_0216 In our defense, it's really comfortable. If a bit small. . More + Reply Delete * Favorite Hide conversation 10:11 PM - 30 Jul 13 - Details leonsbuddydave: Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines. God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.

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