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College, Family, and Parents: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball results: she sit  wild things about this post: -the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’ -the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post  -the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance
College, Family, and Parents: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: botanyshitposts: idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball results: she sit  wild things about this post: -the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’ -the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post  -the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance
Pup, Got, and Him: My pup Butters the night we got him

My pup Butters the night we got him

Head, Life, and Tumblr: SERVICE DOG PSA So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmlesso My service dog, however is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizureg and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for mea but we didn't learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got hîm) I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my egog and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting hïm away and telling him to go away, So I feel like I need to make this heads up If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help Don't get scaredg don't get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency Situation, I could have vomỉted and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had So many things happen to me, We're goîng to update his training so if the first person doesn't co- operateg he moves ong but seriously guyso If what's his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him Source lumpatronics <p><a href="https://doggos-with-jobs.tumblr.com/post/174995716375/not-a-traditional-post-but-an-important-reminder" class="tumblr_blog">doggos-with-jobs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Not a traditional post, but an important reminder for everyone when life is busy. Please take a second to read!</p></blockquote>

doggos-with-jobs:Not a traditional post, but an important reminder for everyone when life is busy. Please take a second to read!

Ass, Community, and Cute: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or cute puppes) so my friend ad jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was pretty apparent that Frank is a gigantic t"king a"hole Here we see Frank gettin' all high and mighty trying to run the fk away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant f"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzilia lke terror on humanity are 1king over. You picked the wrong town Frank, you picked the wrong fking town. Not like Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere belore we got him to calm the f""k down. Jesus Frank. Frank then realized he was t ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits the t"k down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the f"k up. You think other turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F*KING LASSOD THE SH'T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entire ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank, and just when I thought my life was gonna get just a little bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo shotgun pisses all over my foot Frk you Frank. Thats low even tor you, you pancalke shelled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B TCH <p>Meet Frank The Turtle.</p>