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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: 10:18 PM RD Ruby 00 AT&T I got an iPhone! Today 10:03 PM Omg dude I finally pooped and it is the biggest turd I have ever seen 85% sure it's not gonna go down I just gave birth. The only child I'll ever have Hahahaha My guts just rumbled again but I think it was just the atoms in my body rearranging around the black hole that massive duce just left in its wake Lololol Honestly I know Water is pretty thin right now but this shit is the size of my cat iMessage 10:18 PM RD Ruby 00 AT&T If you put the two against each other in a knife fight my cat would be bested by a literal piece of shit Hahaha Omg I don't want to flush because the thought of having to fish out my aborted baby to further eviscerate it so it'll fit down the pipes is not how I want to spend my evening Hahah Stop!!! Like it was so big that I had to thumb in my vag to help it along like a boy scout escorting the worlds stinkiest old lady across the street Come on ma'am just a little iMessage 0O AT&T 10:18 PM RD Ruby Come on ma'am just a little farther Finally get her across and think dear god it's finally over but OH NO bitch dropped her purse, we gotta go back boys NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND THANKS GEORGE BUSH YOU JUST RUINED MY ALREADY SHAMEFUL BUTTHOLE MY PILE OF EAR LOBES JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A LITTER OF KITTENS THAT PETA WOULD PERSONALLY REQUEST I PUT DOWN Flushing now, wish me luck Godspeed, you fucking abortion HOLY SHIT IT MADE IT The pipes shuddered a bit but I think I'm in the clear iMessage 10:18 PM RD Ruby 0O AT&T YOU JUST RUINED MY ALREADY SHAMEFUL BUTTHOLE MY PILE OF EAR LOBES JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A LITTER OF KITTENS THAT PETA WOULD PERSONALLY REQUEST I PUT DOWN Flushing now, wish me luck Godspeed, you fucking abortion HOLY SHIT IT MADE IT The pipes shuddered a bit but I think I'm in the clear Gonna have to do a secondary just to make sure no one gets a surprise tomorrow morning Fucking plumping here can apparently double as a potato gun Okay I'm done, goodnight. Read 10:17 PM iMessage I was recently diagnosed with cancer and put on narcotics that cause constipation and delirium.
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Bitch, Fail, and Fall: eyerismorgan DANGER QUICK SAND STAY AWAY DaughtlessAbnegation Sometimes- I feel like the biggest hypocrite. Telling people to push forward- When I wanna call it quits. Everybody falls off- The strong get back up again. I wish everyone the best- 3y3 see myself in all of them. If I pray on your down fall- You just might deserve that shit. I still wish ü the best - Just gotta go thru hell for it. Ungrateful bitch- Maybe then you'll cherish it. Some never learn their lesson- Oh well to hell with them. I fell ToHellWithHer🙇 - She went ToHellWithHim🙇. We're the light in the darkness- Whispering like the yin yang twins We're the darkness in the light- Doing VoiceÔvers again. Losing my balance like Cole- Gotta stay grounded my nig. Jesus could've saved himself- But he hung cause he didn't. If heaven was a mile away- I still wouldn't go the distance. I know heaven awaits - In hell lies our mission. Sometimes we gotta go back- It feels like something's​ missing. Some go back for their comrades- others move on and forget them. You can't relate to a pain- If you never been thru it. It's hard to leave them in the dark- Especially if you've already been thru it. Some just sink in the sand- They see no use to it. Some souls live in the darkness- They got used to it. We shine a light in the dark So you can see thru it- Some try to snuff out you light Don't let them do it. I know sometimes you wanna quit- Just push thru it. We all wanted to call it quits- Some really do it. If you're hear to get this message- That means we didn't do it. Sometimes we lead from behind- If we gave up you didn't see it. Sometimes we lead by example- Posted for the world to see it. Some wanna see us quit- Some wanna see us win. Some are the teachers testing us- Don't fail the test my nig. Good students learn from their mistakes- Good teachers learn from their students. We're the students that School the teachers- This is how we do it. Lower their expectation- Then we over do it. SincerelyYoursElNinõThePrince-I always knew ü could do it. Some always fail to prove us wrong- Learn from them and keep moving.
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