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nittany-tiger: bolodelalialailabulletblender: pyronoid-d: crisontumblr: neogeotorpedo: stamda: imgonnafucktherobot: thatmetticguy: pyronoid-d: look how many fucking endings and routes this game had this is also ignoring the true ending  is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map  fun fact  in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it what the fuck It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit: I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on. For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing? this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today JESUS Didn’t know Shadow had all of that stuff in it. : nittany-tiger: bolodelalialailabulletblender: pyronoid-d: crisontumblr: neogeotorpedo: stamda: imgonnafucktherobot: thatmetticguy: pyronoid-d: look how many fucking endings and routes this game had this is also ignoring the true ending  is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map  fun fact  in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it what the fuck It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit: I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on. For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing? this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today JESUS Didn’t know Shadow had all of that stuff in it.
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nerdyydragon: Thor, watching the Dora train: this is very interesting T’Challa, watching Thor watch the training of the Dora, unsure how to proceed: really? Because Wakanda has a rich history of elite special forces made exclusively of women, and we take great pride in them Thor: wonderful! But I was referring to their fighting style. It is very different from that of the Valkyries of Asgard, and I wish to learn it, if possible T’Challa: Thor: when I was little I wanted to be a Valkyrie T’Challa, breathing a sigh of relief: I was inconsolable for a week when my mother told me that I wasn’t allowed to join the Dora T’Challa: I refused to leave my room Thor: I refused to eat (Shuri, filming this from behind a pillar: oh god there’s two of them) : Angie J. Han C @ajhan #BlackPanther and #ThorRagnarok feel like two movies in conversation with one another. One is about the rude awakening of colonization's past sins catching up to the present; the other is a beautiful fantasy of never having been colonized in the first place. 023expo #02 V 023expo ao Angie J. Han @ajhan also l just feel like T'Challa and Thor would have a lot to talk about with regard to daddy issues, sibling stuff, ruling realms, and all-female warrior forces nerdyydragon: Thor, watching the Dora train: this is very interesting T’Challa, watching Thor watch the training of the Dora, unsure how to proceed: really? Because Wakanda has a rich history of elite special forces made exclusively of women, and we take great pride in them Thor: wonderful! But I was referring to their fighting style. It is very different from that of the Valkyries of Asgard, and I wish to learn it, if possible T’Challa: Thor: when I was little I wanted to be a Valkyrie T’Challa, breathing a sigh of relief: I was inconsolable for a week when my mother told me that I wasn’t allowed to join the Dora T’Challa: I refused to leave my room Thor: I refused to eat (Shuri, filming this from behind a pillar: oh god there’s two of them)

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She had 5 photos with ripped jeans: Today jesus you are rough on pants 331 A get angry with them that have to wear them. 700 AM holy hell, there are better ways to deal with that than to mas- sacre them. Most of us just, stay with me here... Take them off poor things did nothing to you. 740 AM The First step is admitting vou have a problem though. so it sounds like you've accepted your role in this and are ready for the next step. 744 AM Absolutely ready for the next step. Just not sure what that is lol 749 AM we've got to get you out of them and to an environment where you can't hurt them anymore. we in the industry call this place, 'South, I've been there, and you wouldn't believe it. there is not a single pant in sight. the good news is Im an expert at finding this mysterious place. I can guide you out of those pants and in to something far less appropriate 756 AM Sounds like an excellent next step 804 AM I think we need to rehearse before we take any drastic steps I'm going to need to see what I'm getting myself into. 811 AM Rehearsal is a must 812 AM Rehearsals start Monday Anytime that works for you. I do make house calls, but it's going to cost you extra 816 AM Oh darn. Not sure I can afford extra and leave a nice tip В19 АМ Don't worry about the tip, we can work something out а21 AN Oh perfect! 822 AM for my records I'm going to need you to fill out these forms. Full name: Proffered Contact: requested Appointment time Location 824 AM reason for visit 824 AM 9:45pm .I've been naughty.. 8:25 AM ille Oh forgot one. 826 AM Ok I've got you booked in for Monday I will be out of the office this weekend but just in case things get bad and you need to talk, ill keep my phone on me. looking forvward to touching bases with you and getting you out of those pants. 834 A Sounds great. Thanks so much for all the help and support 8:35 AM +pes meesnge She had 5 photos with ripped jeans

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Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT: reddit-tales What has been your worst "nice guy" experience? So, possibly one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the "women want him, men want to *be* him" stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a not going well. Guy was being I rather inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't look at all comfortable. The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says "well, least I know you can swallow right?" Loudly Girl goes red and tells him that isn't appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway" I missed her exact re as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with "sweetheart I picked lost the colour in her face and said nothing. No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get involved" type of people and there is no way I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway. I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says "Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to "stab him in the neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's not the best idea, I sit down. He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in his face Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?" Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see. Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now I'm deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up" Guy: "oh no well that..." Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, me, the dn't want yhe staff here and settle your bill., the full bill now, this young lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, I'll leave it up to you. Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter Cop: while writing down the guys details 1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want to pursue this further I'll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further. Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here". Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second* "Well I'm here with my daughter, she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd prefer to call someone else?" Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much! *guy returns, so does the hardarse cop* Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have back.". my Cop: "There you go. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don't go near or contact this young lady ever again. Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!" The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the qirl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap. It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero. malicemanaged Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his life. Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT
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Pics of Grandmother: rad-roach oak23 Follow 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
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gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday. : 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.
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memehumor: Divorced dad goes viral with sweet post about why he still treats his ex-wife with kindness.: Rick Howard Right on the money. Ive been divorced 17 years and I get along with my ex wife better now that when we were married. When we,decided the marriage was over, we sat down, made a list of everything we wanted as far as child support, visitation, etc, went to one lawyer to finalize it and the rest is history. We both agreed not to get into pissing matches in front of the kids, and for the most part it has worked well. The kids know both of us are on the same page when it comes to,them. I wouldn't have it any other way. 17,621 February 12 at 4:16pm Like Reply 300 Replies 4 hrs Patrícia Nóbrega Prado One day I was walking on the sidewalk with my stepson. We saw some little yellow flowers and he picked up 2. One for me and one for his mom. He asked me: Can I take this flower to my mom? And I said: Sure honey. We take it home, put it in a book and when it dries, by the end of your vacation with us you can take it home to your mom. She will love it for sure He gave me the most beautiful smile and we kept walking. His mom doesn't like me, in fact, she hates me. She hates me so much that she lies about me, she tries to destroy my marriage and creates problems between me and my in laws. But despite of that, there is not a single word that comes out of my mouth or action that doesn't show to him that I don't respect her has his mom. Children don't have to suffer because of adults issues Like Reply 13,606 February 13 at 3:40am Edited 407 Replies 6 hrs Ellen Brown When parents can't stay married, it's vital they give their kids permission and opportunity to love the other parent. Just because they're done with each other doesn't mean the kids are. Like Reply 7,149 February 12 at 3:33pm 72 Replies Mandey Troutman I have an amazing ex husband! He is absolutely one of my best friends.. We have 4 kids together and have always spent holidays, birthdays and any other special occasions together. I moved out of state a year and a half ago with my fiancee.. He is also amazing! My ex stays with us when he comes to town to visit... People think it's weird. It may not be ideal, but ALL of us luv those 4 kids more than anything and want nothing more then for them to be happy! That's what it's about! And if him staying with us means more time with our kids, then that's what we'll do! 8,036 February 12 at 5:22pm Like Reply 207 Replies memehumor: Divorced dad goes viral with sweet post about why he still treats his ex-wife with kindness.

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reverseracism: sapphiredoves: Officer Alex, we got your back ✊🏾 Can we take a moment to look how deeply imbedded racism is as a system when it comes to law enforcement? This man reported his racist police chief who should NOT be in that position of power, because it opens doors to racial abuse. Instead of having a weight lifted off his shoulder… He is fearing for his life. That is wrong beyond reason. He shouldn’t be fearing for his life. Also, the other officers shouldn’t be giving him reason to fear for his life. The police are the worst gang of them all. : Oregon cop who turned in racist police chief fears for life BY MELISSA CHAN NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, September 9, 2015, 12:54 PM 20517 KOINCOM 5:32 81 Police Officer Dustin Alex Stone says he's been getting death threats after complaining about his "openly racist" police chief. (KOIN 6) reverseracism: sapphiredoves: Officer Alex, we got your back ✊🏾 Can we take a moment to look how deeply imbedded racism is as a system when it comes to law enforcement? This man reported his racist police chief who should NOT be in that position of power, because it opens doors to racial abuse. Instead of having a weight lifted off his shoulder… He is fearing for his life. That is wrong beyond reason. He shouldn’t be fearing for his life. Also, the other officers shouldn’t be giving him reason to fear for his life. The police are the worst gang of them all.

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william-shakespeare-jr:When we see, or meet someone we feel the need to label, categorize, and stereotype people. It gives people solace. We are so used to labelling others and ourselves, that sometimes we forget who we are. We forget to shed all the layers of labels society has attached to our personas, we don’t realize that we are all human. It’s time we take back our identity, and see people for who they are.There are various negative stereotypes associated with the heavy metal community. Many believe that we are violent, worship Satan or are just plain angry. I can’t think of any other music fanbase with negative stereotypes like these. I acknowledge that the stereotypes associated with metalheads are not as bad as those associated with POC or the LGBT community, however any and all stereotypes are unkind and it is not fair to judge a person’s morals by how they dress or the music the listen to. To all who genuinely believe negative stereotypes about metalheads, I suggest you get to know one. You may be surprised how kind us “angry, violent, satanic” people can be. I am a metalhead. I am not a bad person. I am human #takeitback PC: Mori Peri I’d like to thank everyone who is being so supportive of my participation in this project. I have been receiving a lot of messages on Facebook saying that because I am a straight, white man, that it’s not my place to have taken a part of this project. The director stated that it is supposed to be about stereotypes and being mislabelled, not marginalization. I did not intend to offend anyone.: СИТ Нлаn william-shakespeare-jr:When we see, or meet someone we feel the need to label, categorize, and stereotype people. It gives people solace. We are so used to labelling others and ourselves, that sometimes we forget who we are. We forget to shed all the layers of labels society has attached to our personas, we don’t realize that we are all human. It’s time we take back our identity, and see people for who they are.There are various negative stereotypes associated with the heavy metal community. Many believe that we are violent, worship Satan or are just plain angry. I can’t think of any other music fanbase with negative stereotypes like these. I acknowledge that the stereotypes associated with metalheads are not as bad as those associated with POC or the LGBT community, however any and all stereotypes are unkind and it is not fair to judge a person’s morals by how they dress or the music the listen to. To all who genuinely believe negative stereotypes about metalheads, I suggest you get to know one. You may be surprised how kind us “angry, violent, satanic” people can be. I am a metalhead. I am not a bad person. I am human #takeitback PC: Mori Peri I’d like to thank everyone who is being so supportive of my participation in this project. I have been receiving a lot of messages on Facebook saying that because I am a straight, white man, that it’s not my place to have taken a part of this project. The director stated that it is supposed to be about stereotypes and being mislabelled, not marginalization. I did not intend to offend anyone.

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