Flight Risk
Flight Risk

Flight Risk

Falls
Falls

Falls

Weaponized
Weaponized

Weaponized

Now Your
Now Your

Now Your

Deployment
Deployment

Deployment

Badassed
Badassed

Badassed

Noobing
Noobing

Noobing

Dylan Roof
Dylan Roof

Dylan Roof

Was Given
Was Given

Was Given

A Badass
A Badass

A Badass

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Being Alone, Fucking, and Tumblr: responsible-reanimation Game idea: You play as a humble peasant who must fight off waves of adventurers who feel entitled to just waltz into your house and loot whatever they please moonblossom LET GO OF MY CHEESE WHEEL YOU JERKFACE jellykitsch Humble Peasant kills adventurers that enter their home Humble Peasant keeps their weapons, magic items, and hold Humble Peasant realizes that stronger and stronger adventurers are coming to claim their growing pile of loot Humble Peasant builds traps and fortifications to keep them out Humble Peasant procures exotic pets to help defend their home Humble Peasant continues to amass more and more loot and attract stronger and stronger adventurers Humble Peasant has to keep building up and fortifying their home, traps, and pets to keep the adventurers out Humble Peasant suddenly realizes that they have accidentally built a dungeon. It's a fucking dungeon now. It's fortified and full of traps, monsters, and treasure, and the Humble Peasant is the boss. Humble Peasant realizes that adventurers will never leave them alone now. Humble Peasant hates adventurers. Humble Peasant accidentally becomes major villain. <p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/173325564689/humble-peasant" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Humble Peasant</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/173325564689/humble-peasant" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Humbl...