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Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.: its tunny how science iction unverses s0 oten treat humans as a boring defaut everyman species or even the weakest and I want to see a scit universe where we're actualy considered one of the mare hideous and territying species How do we know our saiva and skin ois wouidn't be utra-corrosive to most other races? What if we strongest vocal chords and can paralye or ka the screaming at them? what if most sentient lite in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and ives in fear of us rare animat races who can move so quicly and chew shit up with our Like that old story theyre made of meat onty HOLY SHT THEY EAT CAPSACIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS IHEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN humans are a proud warrior race weh a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WLL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNTIG HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BOOY 0O OH GOO THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GO0 More senously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life Our endurance shock resistance, and abiity to recover trom injury is absurdy high compared to amost any other animal we often use the phrase heathy as a horse to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragie as spun glass There's mountng evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by toiong้€ฎat a walking pace. without sleep or rest un t ded of exhaustion, ts called pursuit predation The only other animal that can sort of keep up wth us? Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even then it's only sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient te did not evolive from hyper-speciaised pursut Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun you, we just need to ousast you- and by any other species standards, we just plain don t ge e Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from vitually any injury that's not atal Even traumatik dismemberment isnt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human We heal from injunes with edtreme rapioity recovenng in weeks trom wounds that would take others months or years to heal The resuits aren't pretty humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other suvival-onented trats-bu ook at our We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most anesthetics or life support. in extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves- and survive Thanks to our extreme heartiness we regard as routine medica procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic n essence, wed be Space Orcs I do hope you realize Im going to be picking up this stuft and Our jaus have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAVV to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape and then we continue to wear metail in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tny mamma's and insects we keep at bay from botnening us by death, often using ittle analouge traps And by god we will eat anything - We use borderline toxic peppers to season our tood e We expose ourselves to patentaly lethal solar radiation in the our skin e We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favonte + We have a game where two peopie get into an enciosed area and hit each other untl time tuns outione of them pass out We willingly lurip 0ut ot planes with only a firey piece of cloth to prevent us trom splatering against the ground Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buidings in the exact same places We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging rights We invented dogs We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them On a planet ful of lons, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet e Kingons and Krogan and Orcs aint got sht on us can we taik about how pursut predation is fucking tenlying it's one thing to face down a cheetah, which wil siam into you at 60 mph and break your neck its another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to fgure out where you are by the fur and feather youve left behind, your tootprints and piss and sht, and then you think you've lost .it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spiti againt but it keeps folowing you always in the comer of your eye until you just de ok cov Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.
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Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.: its tunny how science iction unverses s0 oten treat humans as a boring defaut everyman species or even the weakest and I want to see a scit universe where we're actualy considered one of the mare hideous and territying species How do we know our saiva and skin ois wouidn't be utra-corrosive to most other races? What if we strongest vocal chords and can paralye or ka the screaming at them? what if most sentient lite in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and ives in fear of us rare animat races who can move so quicly and chew shit up with our Like that old story theyre made of meat onty HOLY SHT THEY EAT CAPSACIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS IHEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN humans are a proud warrior race weh a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WLL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNTIG HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BOOY 0O OH GOO THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GO0 More senously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life Our endurance shock resistance, and abiity to recover trom injury is absurdy high compared to amost any other animal we often use the phrase heathy as a horse to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragie as spun glass There's mountng evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by toiong้€ฎat a walking pace. without sleep or rest un t ded of exhaustion, ts called pursuit predation The only other animal that can sort of keep up wth us? Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even then it's only sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient te did not evolive from hyper-speciaised pursut Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun you, we just need to ousast you- and by any other species standards, we just plain don t ge e Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from vitually any injury that's not atal Even traumatik dismemberment isnt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human We heal from injunes with edtreme rapioity recovenng in weeks trom wounds that would take others months or years to heal The resuits aren't pretty humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other suvival-onented trats-bu ook at our We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most anesthetics or life support. in extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves- and survive Thanks to our extreme heartiness we regard as routine medica procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic n essence, wed be Space Orcs I do hope you realize Im going to be picking up this stuft and Our jaus have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAVV to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape and then we continue to wear metail in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tny mamma's and insects we keep at bay from botnening us by death, often using ittle analouge traps And by god we will eat anything - We use borderline toxic peppers to season our tood e We expose ourselves to patentaly lethal solar radiation in the our skin e We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favonte + We have a game where two peopie get into an enciosed area and hit each other untl time tuns outione of them pass out We willingly lurip 0ut ot planes with only a firey piece of cloth to prevent us trom splatering against the ground Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buidings in the exact same places We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging rights We invented dogs We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them On a planet ful of lons, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet e Kingons and Krogan and Orcs aint got sht on us can we taik about how pursut predation is fucking tenlying it's one thing to face down a cheetah, which wil siam into you at 60 mph and break your neck its another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to fgure out where you are by the fur and feather youve left behind, your tootprints and piss and sht, and then you think you've lost .it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spiti againt but it keeps folowing you always in the comer of your eye until you just de ok cov Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.
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| Pantang nampak orang ceria sikit mula lah tanya tak puasa eh? Please lah, puasa bukan alasan untuk masam dan grumpy. Alhamdulillah aku dikurniakan tubuh badan yang tak mudah lemau bila berpuasa. Bersahur pun main peranan kut. Nah aku kongsi resepi sahur yang aku amal: 1. Kau rendam kurma dalam segelas air panas. Esok pagi sahur minum. Cargass sampai ke petang 2. Malas nak bukak mata, kau makan dua tiga bijik kurma dan air kosong. Zzzzh. 3. Rajin bukak mata, buat sandwich roti wholemeal berinti telur rebus dihancurkan dan disebatikan bersama mayonis dan lada putih. Kenyang sampai pukul 5 petang baq hang. *hasil berbeza mengikut individu. Happy fasting yall!! ๐Ÿ˜˜ komikzroxx: ZYRAROXX WEH ZYRA KAU TAK AS Ek. CERGAS JEE. NAMPAK? YOUR ME NY BERPUASA BUKAN SATU ALASAN UNTUK JADI LEMAHI | Pantang nampak orang ceria sikit mula lah tanya tak puasa eh? Please lah, puasa bukan alasan untuk masam dan grumpy. Alhamdulillah aku dikurniakan tubuh badan yang tak mudah lemau bila berpuasa. Bersahur pun main peranan kut. Nah aku kongsi resepi sahur yang aku amal: 1. Kau rendam kurma dalam segelas air panas. Esok pagi sahur minum. Cargass sampai ke petang 2. Malas nak bukak mata, kau makan dua tiga bijik kurma dan air kosong. Zzzzh. 3. Rajin bukak mata, buat sandwich roti wholemeal berinti telur rebus dihancurkan dan disebatikan bersama mayonis dan lada putih. Kenyang sampai pukul 5 petang baq hang. *hasil berbeza mengikut individu. Happy fasting yall!! ๐Ÿ˜˜ komikzroxx

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/135215614559/watch-as-sunni-muslim-raheel-raza-does-an-honest" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Watch as Sunni Muslim Raheel Raza does an honest breakdown of the numbers of Islamic terrorism and fundamentalist Islamic support of radical Islamic law. Itโ€™s time to pull your head out of the sand and face the very real problem of Islamic terror. It can no longer be ignored. While there are many peaceful and intelligent Muslims like this woman here, the number of violent Muslims is far from small and ignoring this growing trend will not make it go away.</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m just going to keep sharing this every time an attack happens until somebody gets it. If this MUSLIM woman can speak out against terrorism, there&rsquo;s no reason to keep hiding behind &ldquo;muh Islamaphobia&rdquo;.</p>: BY THE NUMBERS THE UNTOLD STORY OF MUSLIM OPINIONS AND DEMOGRAPHICS weh Raheel Raza <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/135215614559/watch-as-sunni-muslim-raheel-raza-does-an-honest" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Watch as Sunni Muslim Raheel Raza does an honest breakdown of the numbers of Islamic terrorism and fundamentalist Islamic support of radical Islamic law. Itโ€™s time to pull your head out of the sand and face the very real problem of Islamic terror. It can no longer be ignored. While there are many peaceful and intelligent Muslims like this woman here, the number of violent Muslims is far from small and ignoring this growing trend will not make it go away.</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m just going to keep sharing this every time an attack happens until somebody gets it. If this MUSLIM woman can speak out against terrorism, there&rsquo;s no reason to keep hiding behind &ldquo;muh Islamaphobia&rdquo;.</p>

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<p>Good Old Fashioned Cat Fight.</p>: To the owner of the male tabby cat who looks similar to this Your cat has been bullying the local cats and physically assaulting them, for at least 6 months. He even sent mine, who has been living in this neighborhood for 12 years, 3 times to the vet with a total of $800 bill. You need to rein in him in. He even wakes people up around 4am by meowing under their windows. I suspect he's not fixed, if that's the case, be responsible and get that taken care of. If not, then I'll take him to animal control so they can snip his junk. Then the bill is on you ant to be a jerk, but I am really tired of this and also you need to know what is going on Thanks Your Neighbors To the neighbor with a hairball up their butt (This is my headshot, corflicts are Fancy Feast and Petco, also, available for paw modeling) your 'precaug reen ssaulting No8oDr They had it coming Iive been trying to work this out weh I ain't been assaulting NOBODY! They had it coming, I've been trying to work this out with $800!!!!I Now you know that's a whopping load of Tidy Cat's Kitty Litter! You must be Yeah, so I meow. So what??? What did you expect? I'm a cat. Cat's meow. Meow meow meow... rescue" for about 10 years now. smoking some serious catnip if you think I'm gonna paw over that kind of kibble. And you said"rein him in." Is that how you tie down the people you meet on tinder? I'm a wild animal, baby MEOW MEOW meow meow m Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Mrrrrrrrrrrrrooowwww. Meow. Meow Meow. Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meeeow. Meow Meow. Meow. Mcow Meow Meow meeeow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meeeow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow meeeow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Heow Meow Mwoweow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. meeeow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meeeow. Snip my JUNK? Are you For Real?2m Don't fix what isn't broken. How else am I s'posed to wet Calling the authorities is a two way street, honey. You think my whistle? little pussy's nos you're little pussy's nose is clean? e them drug test your old fleabag for all the catnip I've been dishing him all the habit ie's not my fault he's become such a nip head. This is my a thee years Sster ril have them drue way street honey You think block and IAIN'T GOING NOWHERE!!!! Sherman Greybeard ps. I left you a smelly present under your Prius. <p>Good Old Fashioned Cat Fight.</p>
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