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The Tiffany Problem: RE tilthat TIL of the "Tiffany Problem". Tiffany is a medieval name-short for Theophania- from the 12th century. Authors can't use it in historical or fantasy fiction, however, because the name looks too modern. This is an example of how reality is sometimes too unrealistic. via reddit.com incorrectdiscworldquotes "Authors can't use it in fantasy fiction, eh? We'll see about that..." -Terry Pratchett, probably jeneelestrange Try to implement anything but a conservative's sixth grade education level of medieval or Victorian times and you will butt into this. all. the. time. There was a literaly fad in the 1890's for nip- ple rings for all genders(and NO, it was NOT under the mistaken belief that it would help breastfeeding-there's LOTS of doctors' writ- ing at the time telling people to STOP and that they thought it would ruin the breast's ability to breastfeed well, etc). It was straight up because the Victorians were freaks, okay Imagine trying to make a Victorian character with nipple rings. IMAGINE THE ACCUSATIONS OF GROSS HISTORICAL INACCURACY brunhiddensmusings people just really, REALLY have entrenched ideas of what people in the past were like tell them the vikings were clean, had a complex democratic legal system, respected women, had freeform rap battles, and had child support payments? theyd call you a liar tell them that chopsticks became popular in china during the bronze age because street food vendors were all the rage and they wanted to have disposable eating utensils? theyll say youre making that up tell them native americans had a trade network stretching from canada to peru and built sacred mounds bigger then the pyramids of giza? you are some SJW twisting facts ancient egypt had circular saws, debt cards, and eye surgery? are you high? our misconception of medieval peasants be- ing illiterate and living in poverty in one room mud huts being their own creation as part of a century long tax aversion scam? you stole that from the game of thrones reject bin iron age india had stone telescopes, air conditioning, and the number 0 along with all 'arabic' numbers including algebra and calculus? i understand some of those words. romans had accurate maps detailing vacation travel times along with a star rating for hotels along the way, fast food restaurants, swiss army knives, black soldiers in brittany, traded with china, and that soldiers wrote thank-you notes when their parents sent them underwear in the mail? but they thought the earth was flat! ancient bronze age mesopotamia had pedantic complaints sent to merchants about crappy goods, comedic performances, and transgender/nobinary representation? what are you smoking? melusineloriginale Adding my personal favorite: people in medieval Europe took baths. wetwareproblem India had ways of processing iron for weatherproofing that we still can't match 1600 years later. dr-archeville Truth is stranger than fiction, and history is weirder than you think. ayellowbirds this post gets better every time it comes across my dash. To provide some more: those Romans also had vending machines, automated puppet plays, doors that opened to the sound of horns when you lit a fire in front of them, and working steam engines. All invented by one dude, Hero of Alexandria. luchagcaileag The misunderstandings of the Victorian era continue to vex and bewilder me, but all of these are good and I knew only some of them! The Tiffany Problem
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Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes: RE tilthat TIL of the "Tiffany Problem", Tiffany is a medieval name-short for Theophania-from the 12th century Authors can't use it in historical or fantasy fiction, however, because the name looks too modern. This is an example of how reality is sometimes too unrealistic via reddit.com incorrectdiscworldquotes "Authors can't use it in fantasy fiction, eh? We'll see about that.." -Terry Pratchett, probably jeneelestrange Try to implement anything but a conservative's sixth grade education level of medieval or Victorian times and you will butt into this. all. the. time. There was a literaly fad in the 1890's for nipple rings for all genders(and NO, it was NOT under the mistaken belief that it would help breastfeeding- there's LOTS of doctors' writing at the time telling people to STOP and that they thought it would ruin the breast's ability to breastfeed well, etc). It was straight up because the Victorians were freaks, okay Imagine trying to make a Victorian character with nipple rings. IMAGINE THE ACCUSATIONS OF GROSS HISTORICAL INACCURACY brunhiddensmusings people just really, REALLY have entrenched ideas of what people in the past were like tell them the vikings were clean, had a complex democratic legal system, respected women, had freeform rap battles, and had child support payments? theyd call you a liar tell them that chopsticks became popular in china during the bronze age because street food vendors were all the rage and they wanted to have disposable W eating utensils? theyll say youre making that up tell them native americans had a trade network stretching from canada to peru and built sacred mounds bigger then the pyramids of giza? you are some SJW twisting facts ancient egypt had circular saws, debt cards, and eye surgery? are you high? our misconception of medieval peasants being illiterate and living in poverty in one room mud huts being their own creation as part of a century long tax aversion scam? you stole that from the game of thrones reject bin iron age india had stone telescopes, air conditioning, and the number 0 along with all 'arabic' numbers including algebra and calculus? i understand some of those words romans had accurate maps detailing vacation travel times along with a star rating for hotels along the way, fast food restaurants, swiss army knives, black soldiers in brittany, traded with china, and that soldiers wrote thank-you notes when their parents sent them underwear in the mail? but they thought the earth was flat! ancient bronze age mesopotamia had pedantic complaints sent to merchants about crappy goods, comedic performances, and transgender/nobinary representation? what are you smoking? melusineloriginale Adding my personal favorite: people in medieval Europe took baths. TA wetwareproblem India had ways of processing iron for weatherproofing that we still can't match 1600 years later dr-archeville Truth is stranger than fiction, and history is weirder than you think. ayellowbirds this post gets better every time it comes across my dash. To provide some more: those Romans also had vending machines, automated puppet plays, doors that opened to the sound of horns when you lit a fire in front of them, and working steam engines. All dude, Hero of Alexandria invented by one luchagcaileag The misunderstandings of the Victorian era continue to vex and bewilder me, but all of these are good and I knew only some of them! turniptitaness Hero of Alexandria sounds like the kind of extra l aspire to Stitch It! Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes
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