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Africa, Bad, and Children: DR. BANNER? CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU A MOMENT? WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SON? OF COURSE, MR. SUMMERS. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS THE BANNER, BUT. WHY DON'T YOURSELF? WRONG WAY, DR. MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN PRIVATE? YOU JUST KILL 3c 小) WHAT I MEAN S...WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THE BAD THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE HULK...ALL THE BAD THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE OF HIM, ALL THE DAMAGE YOU'RE WELL. OVER THE YEARS I VE CERTAINLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. OF COURSEI HAVE. BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S PREVENTED ME MOST RECENTLY: THREE MILLION CHILDREN IN SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA. GOING TO DO ... I'M SORRY, SIR BUT WHAT KEEPS YOU FROM JUST ENDING IT THOSE ARE THE LIVES THAT WILL BE SAVED BY THE NEW, INEXPENSIVE WATER PURIFICATION SYSTEM I JUST DEVELOPED. MANY, MANY MORE PEOPLE THAN THE HULK EVER HURT AND THAT'S JUST THIS MONTH. SIR? I'VE ADOPTED A NEW PHILOSOPHY: HULK SMASHES, BANNER BUILDS." BEING DEAD DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING IT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO TRY TO BALANCE THE SCALES. IT DOESN'T SAVE THREE MILLION LIVES. 2 AND IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE A LOT TO ATONE FOR, WELL THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO BE AN EVEN BETTER ONE. I UNDERSTAND SCOTT. YOU'VE SEEN THE MAN YOU BECOME AND YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT YOU MIGHT DO, AND THE PEOPLE YOU MIGHT HURT. BUT WHEN YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT REMEMBER THIS-- YOU'LL ALSO BE A HERO, SCOTT "bう, why-i-love-comics: Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Special #1 - “With Mercy of the Greedy” (2013)written by Mike Coastaart by Michael Dialynas Rachelle Rosenberg

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Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!