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Anaconda, Broomstick, and Food: Tweet tl Wendy's retweeted Frank's RedHot @FranksRedHot RANK RedHot hey @Wendys, u up? 4:02 am 10 Jul 18 1,581 Retweets 6,398 Likes Wendy's @Wendys 6h Replying to @FranksRedHot Yeah, can't sleep 8 43 1,022 Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h Rough Monday? RANK RedHot 31 819 Wendy's@Wendys 6h Tweet your reply Tweet Wendy's @Wendys 6h It's been ok, just can't stop thinking about stuff. Y'know? t 40 881 Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed.. . 6h I feel you... what's on your mind? RANK Red Hot t 23 795 Wendy's @Wendys 6h Like food and stuff. We think a lot about food tbh 4 34 912 Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... .6h RANK Red Hot Maybe we should get together sometime? Wendy's @Wendys 6h Hmmmm, that does sound a bit...saucy 1 n 1012 Tweet your reply Tweet Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h Hot Saucy and maybe a little... spicy RANK Re 5 ti 45 973 Wendy's @Wendys 6h What do you have in mind? Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h RANK Red Hot Idk but you've been lookin' like a snack lately Wendy's @Wendys 5h we're a whole meal if you order right. Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed.. . 5h RANK Re HotWanna meet at your place? Tweet your reply Tweet Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v RANK Red Hot Wanna meet at your place? t0 30 720 Wendy's @Wendys 5h You bring the hot sauce, we'll bring the...well basically any of our food you want. Fries, nuggs, Frosty? Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v RANK Hot Anything on the menu? You mean it? 2 22 713 Wendy's @Wendys 5h Just imagine the things we could make it could be so magical Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v RANK Red Hot So magical. See you soon, babe Tweet your reply 100% 10:30 Tweet Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed...-5h ﹀ RANK Red Hot So magical. See you soon, babe 51 60 1,012 ç Wendy's @Wendys 5h Can't wait. 58 п 16 377 xTech @xTechGaming 5h XTECH GAMING WTF ti 7 138 Tweet your reply I legit spotted this on a travel insurance site

I legit spotted this on a travel insurance site

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1 13 hrs I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of thinking, anyway. After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 3 app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that. My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I sent her another text that said, "l can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that l took while she was at work to let her know that I was actually there Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 13 hrs while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrivedd The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them O Write a comment... GIF 7 The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

Beef, Beer, and Fast Food: Pinned Tweet McDonald'sMcDonaldsCorp 18m @realDonaldTrump You are actually a disgusting excuse of a President and we would love to have @BarackObama back, also you have tiny hands. 74854 944 Jon Ironmonger @Jonlronmonger Follow Wow, McDonalds got beef. 9:46 AM- 16 Mar 2017 わ 2 2 Aaron Sankin @ASankin y Follow ん WENDY'S: Haha, totally roasted this guy on here for forgetting refrigerators exist. So edgy. MCDONALD'S: Hold my beer 9:54 AM- 16 Mar 2017 76 121 Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman Follow When you know you're gonna get fired, but you wanna go down in a blaze of glory. 9:36 AM-16 Mar 2017 13 475 932 Mariel Reynolds @bluelex510 Follow Might eat @McDonalds today for lunch for that. Here's 2 u brave, unemployed, social media mgr! A nation turned its eyes to u for a moment. 9:45 AM- 16 Mar 2017 4 7 <p><a href="http://artificial-color.tumblr.com/post/171832429676/poordork-papatulus-buzzfeed-mcdonalds" class="tumblr_blog">artificial-color</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://poordork.tumblr.com/post/158485419980/papatulus-buzzfeed-mcdonalds-just-called" class="tumblr_blog">poordork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://papatulus.tumblr.com/post/158475213952/buzzfeed-mcdonalds-just-called-trump-a" class="tumblr_blog">papatulus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/158474631832/mcdonalds-just-called-trump-a-disgusting-excuse" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bzfd.it/2mMFF29"><b>McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter</b></a></p> <p>The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c33bed74b70a89590777d06c2fb672c0/tumblr_inline_omwwyr8pxK1ra13j4_540.png" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE</p> </blockquote> <p>&gt;Soulless mega corporations have the same position as me</p><p>&gt;said corporations are profit oriented</p></blockquote>

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