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You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite or a scratch turns humans into them me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect from the fucking dead using moonlight and their own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a dick alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi- me: wha season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can store memories in their claws. me: wtf this is getting pretty wei- season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll actually die. You could actually be turned into a were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some [hiccups] fucking reason. also were-jaguars can can magically just freaking de-age adults into teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why me: jesus christ that is the stupi- season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll transform.... me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor- season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his French sister's blood me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse
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milovelylife531: marzipanandminutiae: cursed-mike-vining: minestuck: alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business the covers with women are equally gay so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity I know I’ve never read these, but I feel like I know these stories? : Adventures o ne THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses If Captain Teach is a pirate, then where is the treasure? by Debbie Padey and Marcia-Phornton Jones SCHOLASTIC Adventures the Advent Scholastic 0-590-22638-X $2.99 US/$3.99 CAN THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade Could there be another vampire at Bailey School? by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones S CHOLASTIC Adventures o $2.99 US $3.99 CAN THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp Welcome to Camp Lone Wolf... and beware! by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones S CHOLASTIC e Adventures Scholastic 0-590-47297-6 $2.99 US $3.99 CAN THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Genies Dont Ride Bicycles Cán the new neighbor make wishes come true? by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones SCHOLASTIC milovelylife531: marzipanandminutiae: cursed-mike-vining: minestuck: alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business the covers with women are equally gay so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity I know I’ve never read these, but I feel like I know these stories?

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caitallolovesyou: bigboomer101: totallynotzelda: skeleton-zone-192000: officialfist: newkidsonmycock31: assbaka: scottbaiowulf: punchsportsandpunchlines: jovan: babydreamgirl: zodiacbaby: uvsunglassesfordogs: did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend … I want to die!!!! this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby “Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child? They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish. I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol : caitallolovesyou: bigboomer101: totallynotzelda: skeleton-zone-192000: officialfist: newkidsonmycock31: assbaka: scottbaiowulf: punchsportsandpunchlines: jovan: babydreamgirl: zodiacbaby: uvsunglassesfordogs: did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend … I want to die!!!! this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby “Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child? They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish. I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol
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thisbibliomaniac: caitallolovesyou: bigboomer101: totallynotzelda: skeleton-zone-192000: officialfist: newkidsonmycock31: assbaka: scottbaiowulf: punchsportsandpunchlines: jovan: babydreamgirl: zodiacbaby: uvsunglassesfordogs: did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend … I want to die!!!! this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby “Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child? They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish. I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol @dangerously-human @jayykesley : thisbibliomaniac: caitallolovesyou: bigboomer101: totallynotzelda: skeleton-zone-192000: officialfist: newkidsonmycock31: assbaka: scottbaiowulf: punchsportsandpunchlines: jovan: babydreamgirl: zodiacbaby: uvsunglassesfordogs: did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend … I want to die!!!! this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby “Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child? They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish. I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol @dangerously-human @jayykesley
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