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"What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know...": THE VIRGIN SPACE WOLVES THE CHAD DARK ANGELS Manly scent of secrets and Rides in the galaxy's second largest biker gang THE CHAD THOUSAND SONS incense Majestic color scheme to match his space wizard powers Turns into a furry if he gets Unkempt beard >700 years old and already balding too angry Inquisition knows all about his secrets; doesn't care as long as he's loyal Always has a plan, nobody knows what it is until he's won Bros with the Grey Knights Successfully prevented the Changeling from freeing the Fallen Planet fucked up by the Still more scared of battle and purged by the Grey Knights, still vaccuum cleaners than the Thousand Sons in use Bullies other chapters because he knows he can't be as good Grey Knights kicked his ass for doing chaos shit with the ""Spirits of Fenris"" Battles are carefully coordinated and executed flawlessly Beer gut from partying all the time in his stupid viking hut Rides a magic frisbee Fall of Caliban: Epic tale of betrayal and shame that he spends every day of his chadly life atoning for Siege of Fenris: Needed the Unforgiven and the Inquisition to save his ass, Baby blue armor with bone and fur glued on Kickass robes and cowls, still look like monastic order of knights used chaos artifacts. Won tactically but lost hard strategically Goes out with Tzaangor buddies on the weekends to prank Mortarion Still basically a legion through successor chapter organization so he can pretend to be codex compliant, Inquisition is chill about it Burning of Prospero: Horus tricked Russ into getting mad and fucking up the library planet, no honor for the victors On all levels except physical, I am a traitor legion Hangs out with Watchers in the Dark and throws them "b-bro no really Russ is alive in the warp he's not a daemon prince of Khorne bro it's not like that" bread crumbs Can't think strategically; only good at charges and Prospero being reclaimed as a direct consequence of sacrifcing an entire planet in the Fenris system last stands Does whatever the fuck he wants, nobody gives a shit because he's so cool Smells like a wet dog fleas Whole fucking planet gets ripped apart by the warp, gets several new ones and a baller mobile fortress-monastery Crazy powerful sorceror commanding an army of haunted armor with his mind Has a pet wolf or something Cut out the middleman and sold his soul to the Changer of El'Jonson won the duel instead of a vehicle Just sayin Ways himself Used as a puppet by Tzeentch since the The Lion is alive and ready to kick ass as soon Heresy as he's needed Russ is actually alive but is too embarrassed by his furry kids to come back Magnus the Red is a huge-ass daemon primarch now and is fucking shit up on a galactic scale (which is probably going to be soon) "What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know..."
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Anon lives in society: Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)12:25:02 No.807034095 Solving the prison crisis and minor crimes at the same time: >Be a guy convicted of a minor crime >Weed possession or something who cares 135 KB JPG >Go to court >Clown sitting by the prosecutor >Think to myself what the fuck >He looks at me evilly, smiles, and honks his nose >Whatever lets just get this over with >Go through criminal proceedings >Guilty.exe >Fuck might have to do hard time Judge leans over the bench and loudly proclaims I sentence you to the clown >Wat? >Clown and a guy with a camera walk over Two bailiffs grab me by the shoulders >"Wait stop what is happening?!" >The clown looks me in the eye >Lets out a loose beefy fart >lifts a hand, white, clean glove; >And smiles as he reaches back to do an oil check >Gets a little meat, a little gravy, and brings his hand back up >White glove looks like it was >He presses his two fingers against my lips, still smiling Slowly pushes them against my teeth, grates shit into the gaps between >I vomit, the taste lingers >Smiling and satisfied he retracts his shitty digits from my dipped in wet dog food mouth >Camera shutter clicks >Court releases me with no fines or jail time >A month later I'm issued a new license with bright red lettering that says 'OFFENDER' and the photo is me with a still sour face from the clown shit Turns out the event was livestreamed and anyone can watch a month of criminals getting clowned on for $5 and all proceeds go to paying the clowns and victim restitution >My whole town knows I've tasted clown shit >I'll never reoffend ever. not because of the taste of clown shit. Not because of the humiliation. But because of the pure joy in the clowns eyes as he degraded me in front of everyone. Anon lives in society
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She always smells like wet dog and sour chocolate milk: 12:36 a Search Aug 14 at 10:29 AM Colloidal Silver anyone?? Try to beat the price. If you do I question the quality. They are not all the same. Not everyone high quality generator. uses a I have a top notch generator. I test the purity of water before each batch and check the PPM after each batch. I make 9 or 10 PPM I decided to start making CS because it is so expensive to buy. (Twice the amounts on my list at the most reasonable place for high quality CS) As long as I needed to make it for my own use to save money I decided to offer it so that I can offset some of my rescue expenses. I took pricing from the site I get CS from that has good prices for high quality CS and I cut the prices in half. It sounds like a WIN-WIN to me! COLLOIDAL SILVER COLLOIDAL SILVER COLLOIDAL SILVER aka CS or more appropriately called EIS - Electrically Isolated Silver is my preferred natural antibiotic of choice. I use Colloidal Silver for any and all viral, bacterial, fungal, or single celled organism (protozoan) infections and popular opinion it is far superior to any traditional anti-biotic Ihave read and experienced. It treats all infections: fungal, viral, bacterial and single cell organisms (including Giardia and Coccidia). Since it is natural it does not wipe out friendly bacteria from the body It can be used by all beings, human and animal. It is safe for pregnant and nursing animals and babies once they are drinking on their own. Until then they get the benefit from nursing. Since it is natural, it is a great preventative also. Animals can be dosed orally with a syringe, in food or self-dosed in their drinking water. I use CS only for myself and my dogs (and occasionally kitties) now. I don't use any prescribed antibiotics. There is no more guessing on which antibiotic is the best. CS takes care of everything. So no more having to have a new antibiotic when one does not work. Since CS is natural it does not destroy friendly bacteria like traditional antibiotics do. Colloidal Silver -CS- Electrically Isolated Silver 4 oz bottle with dropper $8. 8 oz $12. 16 oz $18. $25 32 oz $42. 1/2 gallon (64 oz) $75. 1 gallon (128 oz) It can be sprayed on the skin for fungal and bacterial infections, in the eyes and everywhere else. I use it on kittens infected eyes. And it works great on bug bites/stings!! This is not a promise to treat any condition, illness. This is based on my own experience and what I do based on my knowledge. Fun fact: Colloidal Silver was used in the old days in newborn babies eyes before they started using the nitrate ctuff that calle thai 6 Comments 1 Share 1 Like Share Comment She always smells like wet dog and sour chocolate milk

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Anon gets clowned on.: Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)12:25:02 No.807034095 Solving the prison crisis and minor crimes at the same time: >Be a guy convicted of a minor crime >Weed possession or something who cares 135 KB JPG >Go to court >Clown sitting by the prosecutor >Think to myself what the fuck >He looks at me evilly, smiles, and honks his nose >Whatever lets just get this over with >Go through criminal proceedings >Guilty.exe >Fuck might have to do hard time Judge leans over the bench and loudly proclaims I sentence you to the clown >Wat? >Clown and a guy with a camera walk over Two bailiffs grab me by the shoulders >"Wait stop what is happening?!" >The clown looks me in the eye >Lets out a loose beefy fart >lifts a hand, white, clean glove; >And smiles as he reaches back to do an oil check >Gets a little meat, a little gravy, and brings his hand back up >White glove looks like it was >He presses his two fingers against my lips, still smiling Slowly pushes them against my teeth, grates shit into the gaps between >I vomit, the taste lingers >Smiling and satisfied he retracts his shitty digits from my dipped in wet dog food mouth >Camera shutter clicks >Court releases me with no fines or jail time >A month later I'm issued a new license with bright red lettering that says 'OFFENDER' and the photo is me with a still sour face from the clown shit Turns out the event was livestreamed and anyone can watch a month of criminals getting clowned on for $5 and all proceeds go to paying the clowns and victim restitution >My whole town knows I've tasted clown shit >I'll never reoffend ever. not because of the taste of clown shit. Not because of the humiliation. But because of the pure joy in the clowns eyes as he degraded me in front of everyone. Anon gets clowned on.
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How tf do you hate a dog this much?: Horrible person Ok I serious need help/advice.... I don't even know how to really even start. I guess I can bluntly say I HATE OUR DOG!!! I've been dealing with him for the past 10 years and I have yet to bond with the stupid thing. My husband loves/likes him, well he use to absolutely love him but he is now mostly what we fight over! And since I don't like him so much and is causing SO much stress it is becoming an issue between us. We have a pug and he's smart but stupid. EVERYTHING he goes gets on my nerves!!!!!!! And some how I'm the main person that takes care of him. Don't get me wrong I LOVE animals I just don't like dogs in my house, which is weird because my entire family LOO00OVE dogs. Anyways that's besides the point. My kids like him and whatnot but no one gives him a bath. Every time he goes out and comes back in he just STINKS like wet dog for some reason. We got a new light blue couch and I don't want him on the couch bc he gets it dirty, I end up being the bad guy bc my friend oldest wants to snuggle with him on the couch but yet I'm the only one that washes the cushions! No one but me files down his toes nail and I always forget until I can't bare the sound of hearing them on the kitchen tile. I absolutely don't like dogs in the kitchen and he knows for the most far to just hide under the large cat tree bc it's carpet and he knows to only be on he carpeted areas. He stays in our kids playroom at night bc we've tried to let him stay in our room but he'll stay next to the bed smacking his mouth like something's stuck in it but it's just fried brain cells I think bc I've checked his mouth and there's nothing in it. He sleeps against the door and cleaning the room today I noticed that his fur is stuck in the carpet all along the wall and the wall is really dirty which is great bc we'all be moving by June and we're planning on selling the house and start taking pictures to put in on the market and now I have all his fur to pull out with my hand in the room and on the stairs bc the vacuum doesn't pick it up. It just seems to dig it in deeper to the carpet! He drools on the floor when he drinks water and gets the floor all nasty. He falls everyone around and that drives my husband nuts. He's so stupid that he stops eating his food bc he doesn't want to eat the same food all the time so I get smaller bags of different foods and he still does that. And he won't eat his food and get in the cat box, have cat litter stuck to his face and at that point I just want to kill him! I mean WTH!! Ahhhhh...!!!! ITS JUST CONSTANT STRESS!!! How tf do you hate a dog this much?

How tf do you hate a dog this much?

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