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Wife, A Picture, and Been: He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then

He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then

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Wife, A Picture, and Been: He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then

He finally fell asleep when my wife asked for a picture and i wanted to let her know what hes been like until then

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Apparently, Definitely, and Family: Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25M] of seven months. He has VERY bizarre opinions and I want help understanding him, and getting him to understand how others see him Relationships submitted 7 hours ago by throwaway47273747483 have been with my boyfriend, Henry, for around 7 months now, and he's an amazing guy etc. I really see this developing into a long and very serious relationship. There are no big problems or red flags. One thing that gets me though, are his political opinions. They are esoteric, somewhat incomprehensible, and frankly, bizarre. He is an ardent monarchist (we are in the UK) but not in the typical use of the word (ie liking the Queen being an impartial head of state), he literally believes in the divine right of kings and that it is the only natural form of government. He claims to recognise no monarch since James ll, and apparently the real legitimate successor is some guy called Francis who I've never heard of, who is also supposedly the rightful king of France and Greece. He never votes, saying he has no desire to assist his monarch in their choice of servants (which is technically how the UK government works, the Queen "chooses" whoever wins the election). He expressed disgust at Prince Harry's recent engagement, I pressed him as to why (I was slightly worried it was racist in nature) and he said both Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton are commoners who have no business marrying royalty, then made some remark about the Royal Family being a "ghastly bunch of arriviste Germans anyway, so I suppose it doesn't matter". It's just strange. It's like his worldview is so odd and so far removed from anything I can even begin to understand. I can name the current major Royals and a few of the more important historical ones, whereas he is an absolute expert. He will passionately debate anyone who wants to, though again it just makes him look strange. Friends at dinner will be discussing normal, contemporary political issues, and he will interject and go on some tangent about how this all relates to "King John's submission to Papal authority in 1213". He does seem to genuinely believe this stuff, but it gives an odd impression to those around us. No one can really reply beecause they don't know what he's talking about so he definitely gets the feeling he's winning these debates (he's far too well-mannered to be rude about it, but it's certainly an unspoken truth in his view) tikkunolamorgtfo: TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

tikkunolamorgtfo: TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

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Ass, Cinderella , and Click: kaylapocalypse:  ok  so i know what you’re thinking “oh i remember that scene i don’t need to click on the video to recall it”. But you should. Like… if you’re anywhere near your mid-twenties, chances are that you watched shrek (1) when you were a kid and maybe a few times again in your late teens, but your memory absolutely doesn’t do it justice. The comedic timing through this whole movie is insane. Also, the fact that the animation style is aging literally just adds to the hilarity instead of poorly dating it. The nuance of every gesture is so well done and specific.  I am literally convinced that this movie is a masterpiece and that will be historically relevant maybe 100 years from now as a perfect time capsule of our culture. This scene in particular illustrates it especially well; particularly for being only like 1 minute long. Highlights/Breakdown The timing in the way Robin says savior and the way he says beast.  the character solidifying disregard and disrespect of “Please! Monster!” Fiona’s sheer brute strength when she pokes him in the shoulder so hard it spins him around–strength that he disregards which is why hes surprised as hell when he gets his ass beat Just the entire french accent that isn’t even a good french accent at all. The accordion man in the tree, the prop bushes. that one of the prop bushes falls down to reveal that its a wood cut-out subtly in the background  Shrek and fiona watching with horror as he begins his song. Donkey never cracking his excited smile, fully immersed in the Lore™; which is actually part of a longer running joke through the film which is that occasionally when certain characters do things would be reacted to poorly irl, the surrounding characters react like you would if you saw that irl not like characters in a story. Like instead of getting drawn into the lore of their circumstances they just stand there, staring like “yikesssss” shrek’s exhaustion and impatience when the song goes into the “saucy little maid” bit.  “what hes basically saying is he likes to get paid.”  the chaos of that statement. combined with shrek and fiona having a eye contact conversation above the performance, exchanging “wtf” gestures.  When the song escalates into a dance fight, Shrek’s exhaustion turns into general mounting amusement like “wow is this really turning into a dance fight. wow hes really snapping in unison” which is additionally apart of the above long running joke Fiona interrupting robin with a kick. the fuckin sound his head makes when it hits the rock.  The fight after isn’t as dynamic timing wise, just a classic animated fight scene but that song though. *kisses fingers like a chef* Watching this does give me an appreciation for 2D animation though because say what you will but Cinderella has aged a lot better than Shrek in terms of visual quality.With 2D you get fairly consistent quality. With old 3D you get uncanny valley nightmares.
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Alive, Crazy, and Drugs: NEWS NEWS 24/ 5:46 How Stephen Hawking Has Lived So Long With ALS 1 day ago Stephen Hawking died and the person portraying him is a fake...look at pictures of the real Hawking and this newer version...they are not the same person. 1 day ago He's a fake. A puppet that is manipulated to say anything the Establishment want him to say. The truth being that Hawking does not have ALS, but rather is kept in that chair against his will by way of drugs. Hawking is a face, a face that sells a religion to the masses. 1 day ago Theoretical Physics Never have to be right. 1 day ago Well, where is he? You know that a voice synthesizer can keep Hawking talking even though Hawking is dead. Hawking can be the first person to have his person hijacked. 2 days ago (edited) Stephen Hawking is a Godless schmuck, Satan keeps him alive. 1 day ago Hawking died years ago. This is just a puppet that has no idea what he is saying. How can anyone with ALS live that long? They don't. Do the research. 1 day ago t he is a fiction-whos voice is that anyway 1 day ago C how can we trust papers written by a man who has no control over his motor neurons? He has no control over his faculties, which means the shit he writes is wrong by default. There is no proof of any of this shit. 1 day ago The dude is in the Big bang Theory. The tv show 1 day ago I hope Mr. Hawking knows The Most High is real... YAH, saves, not science.. 2 days ago I would prefer to see Mr. Hawking commit funds to benefiting those here on Planet Earth rather than looking for extraterrestrials 1 day ago The big bang is still in dispute. 1 day ago He s brain dead In that chair, they just keep him alive and wheel him out co's we believe what he says, let the poor fucker die who knows what he's feeling 3 days ago He is a puppet of the elite satanistsHe is there mouth piece on science" to push their lies. The universe was created by God, not by some random event which they call the big bang theory... Call me crazy if are want, put one day the truth will be undeniable. That day is coming soon! 2 days ago He should do the ALS ice bucket challenge. Reply 1 memehumor: I was wrong to expect intelligent comments on a YouTube video about Stephen Hawking.
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