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phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary. I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him. He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument. “If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.” His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!” I thought,  You have got to be kidding. Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries. And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen. That’s.., that’s insane. what the fuck did i just read : LUXURY TAX ALK PARK PLACE PAY $75.00 phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary. I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him. He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument. “If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.” His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!” I thought,  You have got to be kidding. Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries. And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen. That’s.., that’s insane. what the fuck did i just read
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nicoleartist: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch I just watched part of this and I was losing my fuckin shit : TEA EGG WAFFLE IRONGRILLED 27:11 Every Way to Cook an Egg (59 Methods) | Bon Appétit Bon Appétit nicoleartist: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch I just watched part of this and I was losing my fuckin shit
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Tumblr Is….?: TUMBLR GETS EVIL #6 More Tumbir stürrat FACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF westhorbaptstohurch When you make your friend isugh whie drinking something and they amost choke ta death UBRARY CARD idp bowerfees bike 1 tyleroakley obeema Souron payinduatrial gayindustrialcomplex fag3000 gavindustrialcomplex Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck did you eat your parents How about you mind your own business 2 160.006 notas one time my parents were gone for the weekend so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn't obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches i am a cruel man 4 There are just some sounds that everyone loves: . Shoes on gravel .Crackling of a fire The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you .Cats purring yesterdayisadisgrace: liar-liar-plants-for-higher: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck Well, that took an unexpected turn. so did their neck gaurians 6 atect gaycins once when i was itte, i clamed it was a teacher's work day so1 wouldn't have to go to school and mam's not an idiot so of course it didnt work but when we got to the school we tound it nas a teacher's work day and that made me think i had super powers so istarted trying to kit classmates with my mind to confim the theory You thought you had super powers so you immediately amempted to murder everyone go big or go home the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up or skin them and wear their face as a hat Whoe therefriend You might need to clow down fFACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF MC MEMECENTER.COM/VLADE 5 Tumblr Is….?
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christmasdamara: youkaiphilosopher: anathemarmotqueen: fangfotographie: sephielya: ii-l: This is my bible. Bye. Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent? I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.  i 絶対必要な単語。w Also good ones: ざけんなよ。zakenna yo.You gotta be fucking kidding me. そんなばかな!sonna baka na!That’s ridiculous! 出てけ。deteke.Leave. 何ってたか、てめえ?特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは300人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか?考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead. thank u : Fuck off. uzendayo Ded うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker kisama 貴様。 Asshole. teme てめぇー。 JAPA PA da yo na だ Shitsukend the fuck alone. shitsukendayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 What did you just say!?! nandatō なんだと…!?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo n a peaceful neaning Just a fair amount y violent. My sted jaw,plus a kid with a うっせ-んだよ。 n dude. What the fuck? ahoka e Eig アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenè yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 christmasdamara: youkaiphilosopher: anathemarmotqueen: fangfotographie: sephielya: ii-l: This is my bible. Bye. Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent? I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.  i 絶対必要な単語。w Also good ones: ざけんなよ。zakenna yo.You gotta be fucking kidding me. そんなばかな!sonna baka na!That’s ridiculous! 出てけ。deteke.Leave. 何ってたか、てめえ?特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは300人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか?考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead. thank u
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phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary. I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him. He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument. “If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.” His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!” I thought,  You have got to be kidding. Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries. And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen. That’s.., that’s insane. what the fuck did i just read : LUXURY TAX ALK PARK PLACE PAY $75.00 phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary. I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him. He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument. “If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.” His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!” I thought,  You have got to be kidding. Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries. And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen. That’s.., that’s insane. what the fuck did i just read
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Ehhh, what?omg-humor.tumblr.com: pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn't. He would bring it filled with chocolate milk and then fill it up with Coca-Cola and Sprite during lunch. He'd buy a can of each and mix them together. Like I said, it was a large bottle. I didn't know the kid that well and I didn't have any classes with him so I never really talked to him that much. I knew his name. His name was Kevin. Sometimes l'd see him at parties on the weekends. He still had his baby bottle. He would fill it with beer and rum. He dated my sister's friend, Emily, for a little while. I had known Emily for a long time. She had been a friend of my sister's since they were five or six. They were really good friends. She spent a lot of time at our house for sleepovers and stuff. Sometimes she would pee the bed, but I never made fun of her for it. I think most older brothers would have loved the opportunity to make fun of their sister's friend for peeing the bed and I think she really appreciated that I never mentioned it even though I definitely knew about it because after the sixth or seventh time, my parents started paying me to clean everything up instead of having to do it themselves. I asked Emily why Kevin only ever drank out of a baby bottle and she said that she didn't know. They had only been dating for a very short time at that point and she didn't want to bring it up and offend him or anything. I asked her to tell me if she ever found out. They broke up right after that and I kind of forgot about it because Kevin stopped going to school. I don't know if he transferred or dropped out, but I never saw him at lunch or any parties after that. I hadn't thought about him in a long time, but Emily happened to mention him while she was over at our house recently and Il immediately remembered the baby bottle thing. "Did you ever find out why he drank out of that bottle?" I asked. "On yeah, he told me why," Emily said. "He used it because he heard that babies that drink out of bottles for too long or drink sweet drinks out of them get really bad teeth problems. He wanted all of his teeth to go bad so that they would fall out and he would be able to fit a softball in his mouth. He said that he wanted to have the world record for being the first person to be able to put a whole softball in his mouth and he wouldn't be able to do that with all of those teeth in the way." What the fuck did I just read Ehhh, what?omg-humor.tumblr.com
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ethereal-ineffability:charmandercheesecake:odins-one-eyed-fuck:satansgayson:2spookysweatermeulin:chibicrydoll:cheezetits:willsuckss: SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention. YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME no sir, your mom is unconstitutional we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke : KFC ethereal-ineffability:charmandercheesecake:odins-one-eyed-fuck:satansgayson:2spookysweatermeulin:chibicrydoll:cheezetits:willsuckss: SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention. YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME no sir, your mom is unconstitutional we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke
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