Which one is you? (@doggosdoingthings is hilarious)
"Honesty is key..." 💯 @QWorldstar Facts PositiveVibes WSHH
What u doin 🤔🤔🤔
Tag someone if this what u wanttt🙃💞
double tap if you love your bed 😍😴
Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺️."...
"How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious...
You're doing great Benjamin
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@nathanielknows gotta do what u gotta do
Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye...
Wyd?? 💀💀💀 @genuine.gerald
So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he we...
HE PUT FRAMED PHOTOS *OF THE PUP* ON THE WALLS...IF YOU LOOK UP "DOING THE MOST" IN WEBSTER'S, THIS IS WHAT U SEE 😂 REALEST MVP OF ALL TIME ...
Ur my b @jewhead
this is what u needed to see today https://t.co/A2PnXq1is7
This what u wanted to see my dude? 💦💦
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Tag someone 😍😉😉😃😉😃😂😀😂😉☺
You need a therapist💯 (Follow @carteltwins for more laughs)
1 like = 1 chance 😔😔
Lurn 2 Fukn Spel
@txisten I swear if you leave me for Justin Bieber Ima rip yo nipples off and sew them into your dog
"Human... what u doing?? Human... U make me into meme?? HUMAN TAG MEEEEEE-"
Since we're on the topic of Bey and Rih
What u gonna do if you see this little guy. (@newyorkdog)
Damn das crazy .
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8.5 for difficulty. What u rate it? 😂
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I may need these
@yourmomsatonmyface is your mom sitting on my face
Yikes Mario is trying to get her mushroom... Follow me ( @god.of.appleysauce )for more funny tumblr and textpost
Damn tf? Thought u cared
Ya pizza what u want? -lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh 🅱ONELESS pizza wit a 2 liter of coke -fuk kind of pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE 🅱ROKE, we got 1 l...
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Mmm hmmm, I see what u did there Toei - "To believe in something but not to live it, is dishonest." - Mahatma Gandhi
Now a lot of my friends are moving up from taking VP roles to executive roles at companies. CFO. U feel me? COO. Etc etc. Or if the company ...
I dont look athletic tho