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Bless Up, Horny, and Memes: She's helping do the dishes DrSmashlove Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the reply and when she reply, u trying to understand the meaning. With that said here go smash's guide to girls replying to funny texts: (1) "lol". No laughter happened. No laughter will ever happen. Lower case 'lol' means she's either mad at you or doesn't care about you. Either way, fix this shit Bruh, because communication is on life support and u may never touch or feel that Punani ever again. (2) "LOL". That was legit funny. Nice work. She turned caps lock on for you. You stuck the joke. She didn't laugh but it was still humorous content. Now keep it G before you say something unfunny and she gotta pretend that she working when really she just done witchoe moderately funny ass. (3) "OMG LOL πŸ˜‚". Congrats, you said said some extra funny shit. Like she's not laughing but she's laughing in her head and if people were around, she'd giggle for real. Very nice. Keep going. (4) "YOU'RE A MESS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚". This is the holy grail. She laughed so hard she peed a little (incidentally, if a girl is either hella entertained or hella turned on, she pees a little (what do u y'all think squirting is 😎)). In any event u just said some legitimately absolutely fvcking hilarious shit. So funny in fact that she thinks you're slightly unstable, which makes her also horny in a way she's not happy about. Like "why am I horny off of a man's twisted, unstable humor? This isn't natural. Damn you, vagina! Always being mysterious and shit." This is what u aiming for Bruh. U wanna be a mess. If she think u a mess, she fux with you for real and potentially wanna have chirren. Now go forth and be messy. U get me! Bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the reply and when she reply, u trying to understand the meaning. With that said here go smash's guide to girls replying to funny texts: (1) "lol". No laughter happened. No laughter will ever happen. Lower case 'lol' means she's either mad at you or doesn't care about you. Either way, fix this shit Bruh, because communication is on life support and u may never touch or feel that Punani ever again. (2) "LOL". That was legit funny. Nice work. She turned caps lock on for you. You stuck the joke. She didn't laugh but it was still humorous content. Now keep it G before you say something unfunny and she gotta pretend that she working when really she just done witchoe moderately funny ass. (3) "OMG LOL πŸ˜‚". Congrats, you said said some extra funny shit. Like she's not laughing but she's laughing in her head and if people were around, she'd giggle for real. Very nice. Keep going. (4) "YOU'RE A MESS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚". This is the holy grail. She laughed so hard she peed a little (incidentally, if a girl is either hella entertained or hella turned on, she pees a little (what do u y'all think squirting is 😎)). In any event u just said some legitimately absolutely fvcking hilarious shit. So funny in fact that she thinks you're slightly unstable, which makes her also horny in a way she's not happy about. Like "why am I horny off of a man's twisted, unstable humor? This isn't natural. Damn you, vagina! Always being mysterious and shit." This is what u aiming for Bruh. U wanna be a mess. If she think u a mess, she fux with you for real and potentially wanna have chirren. Now go forth and be messy. U get me! Bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the repl...

Inside Out, Memes, and Transparent: Transparent moment: I was raised in a religion that said you would go to hell on a slip and slide if you get divorced. Thankful for God's GRACE. I'm still here! I was the only one in my family who couldn't keep a marriage together. I was married twice before I was 20. I was a wreck y'all. I hated religion so much. I was so angry & rebellious that I jumped into a marriage at 18 to run away from it. It lasted no time. I wouldn't even know the dude that I was married 2 back then if I passed him on the street today. So sad, I know. But it's the truth. Then I jumped into another marriage 6 mnths later with a broken man, because u attract what u are & not what u want. It lasted 1 month shy of 17 yrs. I felt like such a failure after that marriage ended. I can truly say that I tried everything to make that one work for our 2 beautiful sons. I found myself back at my mom & dads house starting all over again at 36. I was so crushed. I was sick & tired of being sick & tired, I decided 2 help God help me. I put a "do not disturb"up on my ❀️so God could begin to heal me from the inside out. I knew, I couldn't fix my last marriage, but I could prepare myself for my future whatever that may look like by getting better & not bitter. I didn't blame anyone & owned it all. I trusted God. It took Him 6yrs 2 heal this messed up girl. He did a good work in me. I know my story isn't as pretty & angelic as so many you look up to & follow, but thankfully God is a God of redemption! Thankfully God is using my testimony to give others hope. I travel all over the world today working for Him. Giving HOPE to those just like me. Nope, I don't get asked to do marriage conferences much πŸ˜‚ but, I have amazing relationship tips. I can tell u what works & what don't πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ I'm the truth! Y'all already know this 😜! I'm proud to testify that this month my sweet husband & I celebrate 5 years married. He's my BLESSING! God gave me back double for my crazy rebellious trouble. I ❀️U @pastorpothier I thank God for you everyday! You were worth getting healed for. You bring me JOY. I love taking care of YOU! YOU make Loving EASY! nationalspouseday MarriageGodsWayRocks HappilyForever HeLovedMeIntoSubmission
Inside Out, Memes, and Transparent: Transparent moment: I was raised in a religion that said you would go to hell on a slip and slide if you get divorced. Thankful for God's GRACE. I'm still here! I was the only one in my family who couldn't keep a marriage together. I was married twice before I was 20. I was a wreck y'all. I hated religion so much. I was so angry & rebellious that I jumped into a marriage at 18 to run away from it. It lasted no time. I wouldn't even know the dude that I was married 2 back then if I passed him on the street today. So sad, I know. But it's the truth. Then I jumped into another marriage 6 mnths later with a broken man, because u attract what u are & not what u want. It lasted 1 month shy of 17 yrs. I felt like such a failure after that marriage ended. I can truly say that I tried everything to make that one work for our 2 beautiful sons. I found myself back at my mom & dads house starting all over again at 36. I was so crushed. I was sick & tired of being sick & tired, I decided 2 help God help me. I put a "do not disturb"up on my ❀️so God could begin to heal me from the inside out. I knew, I couldn't fix my last marriage, but I could prepare myself for my future whatever that may look like by getting better & not bitter. I didn't blame anyone & owned it all. I trusted God. It took Him 6yrs 2 heal this messed up girl. He did a good work in me. I know my story isn't as pretty & angelic as so many you look up to & follow, but thankfully God is a God of redemption! Thankfully God is using my testimony to give others hope. I travel all over the world today working for Him. Giving HOPE to those just like me. Nope, I don't get asked to do marriage conferences much πŸ˜‚ but, I have amazing relationship tips. I can tell u what works & what don't πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ I'm the truth! Y'all already know this 😜! I'm proud to testify that this month my sweet husband & I celebrate 5 years married. He's my BLESSING! God gave me back double for my crazy rebellious trouble. I ❀️U @pastorpothier I thank God for you everyday! You were worth getting healed for. You bring me JOY. I love taking care of YOU! YOU make Loving EASY! nationalspouseday MarriageGodsWayRocks HappilyForever HeLovedMeIntoSubmission

Transparent moment: I was raised in a religion that said you would go to hell on a slip and slide if you get divorced. Thankful for God's GR...

Bless Up, Memes, and Nasty: I'm currently screaming @Dr Smashlove So my homegirl was texting a dude from tinder. He said some shit that made her rethink whether or not she liked him and cancelled plans. Homeboy sent a bunch of nasty texts ending with "MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR REAL AGE ON YOUR PROFILE. AND CHILL WITH ALL THE MAKE-UP." A couple observations. (1) Lemme get this straight. U men wanna text a bunch of girls u met online, waste their time, never link up, but if a girl wanna cancel plans, which is her God damn right, u wanna get tight about it. Ok πŸ€”. (2) What do y'all think is accomplished with these rants? Like is it suppose to make her change her mind? "You know what, thank you. I am indeed old. And, by golly, I wear excessive amounts of make-up. Maybe you can teach me to be a better human, Mike. I'd like to retract the cancellation. Let's meet at 8 pm. Perhaps you can impart further wisdom upon me." HELL TO THE FVCK NAH πŸ˜‚. She gon screen shot your crazy ass and share it with her homegirls, along with pics of your small PP having ass. With that said, be respectful. First, because it make u a good human. Second - and this is what u may not realize - u actually have a second shot. Check back in four months. By then, she deleted u. Hit her on a Saturday night like "yo! U out? :)" And she like "lol new phone sorry!! Who's this?" And u say "it's Mike. We met on tinder a few months ago but never got around to linking up πŸ™ƒ". She'll wait exactly two mins and 45 seconds and then say "ah. I forgot what you look like 😬 can u send a pic". DO NOT SEND A PIC FROM YOUR PROFILE. Send the best pic u have that's chill and doesn't imply douchebaggery. If your lil sister is cute, send a pic with her. She be like "aye he has a sister. Dudes with sisters can't be serial killers(?) I shaved the Punani and Bill bailed on me - fuck it, let's give 'Stranger Mike' a shot". (U will be know to all her friends as 'Stranger Mike' FYI. Like you'll come out to the living room in boxer briefs and her roommate Alyssa will be like 'Stranger Mike what's up STRANGER ol stranger-danger lookin ass 😝'. You'll even be 'Stranger Mike' at the wedding. And now u in a good marriage BECAUSE U KEPT IT G, MIKE. BLESS UP πŸ™Œ
Bless Up, Memes, and Nasty: I'm currently screaming
 @Dr Smashlove
So my homegirl was texting a dude from tinder. He said some shit that made her rethink whether or not she liked him and cancelled plans. Homeboy sent a bunch of nasty texts ending with "MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR REAL AGE ON YOUR PROFILE. AND CHILL WITH ALL THE MAKE-UP." A couple observations. (1) Lemme get this straight. U men wanna text a bunch of girls u met online, waste their time, never link up, but if a girl wanna cancel plans, which is her God damn right, u wanna get tight about it. Ok πŸ€”. (2) What do y'all think is accomplished with these rants? Like is it suppose to make her change her mind? "You know what, thank you. I am indeed old. And, by golly, I wear excessive amounts of make-up. Maybe you can teach me to be a better human, Mike. I'd like to retract the cancellation. Let's meet at 8 pm. Perhaps you can impart further wisdom upon me." HELL TO THE FVCK NAH πŸ˜‚. She gon screen shot your crazy ass and share it with her homegirls, along with pics of your small PP having ass. With that said, be respectful. First, because it make u a good human. Second - and this is what u may not realize - u actually have a second shot. Check back in four months. By then, she deleted u. Hit her on a Saturday night like "yo! U out? :)" And she like "lol new phone sorry!! Who's this?" And u say "it's Mike. We met on tinder a few months ago but never got around to linking up πŸ™ƒ". She'll wait exactly two mins and 45 seconds and then say "ah. I forgot what you look like 😬 can u send a pic". DO NOT SEND A PIC FROM YOUR PROFILE. Send the best pic u have that's chill and doesn't imply douchebaggery. If your lil sister is cute, send a pic with her. She be like "aye he has a sister. Dudes with sisters can't be serial killers(?) I shaved the Punani and Bill bailed on me - fuck it, let's give 'Stranger Mike' a shot". (U will be know to all her friends as 'Stranger Mike' FYI. Like you'll come out to the living room in boxer briefs and her roommate Alyssa will be like 'Stranger Mike what's up STRANGER ol stranger-danger lookin ass 😝'. You'll even be 'Stranger Mike' at the wedding. And now u in a good marriage BECAUSE U KEPT IT G, MIKE. BLESS UP πŸ™Œ

So my homegirl was texting a dude from tinder. He said some shit that made her rethink whether or not she liked him and cancelled plans. Hom...