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Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet @DrSmashlove I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK 😂. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet
 @DrSmashlove
I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK 😂. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP 😂😂😂

I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. ...

Bless Up, Condom, and Crazy: "This little thing? I made it..." @DrSmashlove It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT 🤗😂. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK 😂. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability 🤗. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up 😍
Bless Up, Condom, and Crazy: "This little thing? I made it..."
 @DrSmashlove
It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT 🤗😂. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK 😂. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability 🤗. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up 😍

It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when...

Bruh, Club, and Hello: his favorite snack is bananas... he comes walking into the living room like this ite snack is bananas.. .he So several of my followers commented on my last post that they know men who go by Connie. I was surprised but I should not have been - humankind has a propensity to do the most, so if u can imagine it, it's probably happened 🤗. But hold TF up. One of my followers commented on my last post: "True story I work with a black male attorney named Connie." BRUH 😂. Imma keep it 600 this surprised me for real. But it should not have. See what u WASPs don't know is yall got spies amongst your ranks. Spies who studied Caucasiatry at the very highest levels and observed your customs and then skillfully blended in. See the homie Connie fought in Vietnam. His battalion was comprised of dudes from Massachusetts and New Hampshire. He met them on the first day of basic training and said "hello my name is Cornelius" and the white boys was all "ok cool Connie I'm Whitney but people call me Whit and this is Tinsley but we call him Tin Can lol." And Connie was all "FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME" and Whit was all "relax brother. My uncle was named Cornelius and we called him Connie so I was just showing some love." And Whit and Tin Can taught Connie the ways of the northeastern upper crust and the rest is history. Connie went on to Yale law school, joined a white shoe Manhattan firm, was admitted to the partnership his first shot out, and was the first black member at a prestigious Long Island golf club. Connie vacations in Nantucket and golfs on Martha's Vineyard, u feel me? Connie sits on the board of a bank and a major retailer, and is considering joining the board of a tech company, which will require him to wear jeans, which he hasn't done in 32 years. Shout to u, Connie. I'm just fumbling thru life tryina figure shit out in 2017 meanwhile u living in 3017 in the cockpit of a spaceship flying across planets like a BOSS. Interplanetary swag. I fucks with u bruh! Mentor me! My new hero for real 😍😂😂😂
Bruh, Club, and Hello: his favorite snack is bananas... he
 comes walking into the living room like
 this
 ite snack is bananas.. .he
So several of my followers commented on my last post that they know men who go by Connie. I was surprised but I should not have been - humankind has a propensity to do the most, so if u can imagine it, it's probably happened 🤗. But hold TF up. One of my followers commented on my last post: "True story I work with a black male attorney named Connie." BRUH 😂. Imma keep it 600 this surprised me for real. But it should not have. See what u WASPs don't know is yall got spies amongst your ranks. Spies who studied Caucasiatry at the very highest levels and observed your customs and then skillfully blended in. See the homie Connie fought in Vietnam. His battalion was comprised of dudes from Massachusetts and New Hampshire. He met them on the first day of basic training and said "hello my name is Cornelius" and the white boys was all "ok cool Connie I'm Whitney but people call me Whit and this is Tinsley but we call him Tin Can lol." And Connie was all "FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME" and Whit was all "relax brother. My uncle was named Cornelius and we called him Connie so I was just showing some love." And Whit and Tin Can taught Connie the ways of the northeastern upper crust and the rest is history. Connie went on to Yale law school, joined a white shoe Manhattan firm, was admitted to the partnership his first shot out, and was the first black member at a prestigious Long Island golf club. Connie vacations in Nantucket and golfs on Martha's Vineyard, u feel me? Connie sits on the board of a bank and a major retailer, and is considering joining the board of a tech company, which will require him to wear jeans, which he hasn't done in 32 years. Shout to u, Connie. I'm just fumbling thru life tryina figure shit out in 2017 meanwhile u living in 3017 in the cockpit of a spaceship flying across planets like a BOSS. Interplanetary swag. I fucks with u bruh! Mentor me! My new hero for real 😍😂😂😂

So several of my followers commented on my last post that they know men who go by Connie. I was surprised but I should not have been - human...

Advice, Bless Up, and Fathers Day: You can tell which one will be a good guard dog Dr Smash love Now on this past Mother's Day, I encouraged y'all to call your mama, even if y'all been thru some tough times. I got a very heartfelt message from a follower advising me that some people have been thru deeply traumatic experiences involving their mama and she questioned whether this "one size fits all" advice was appropriate in such situations. As always when I get messages from y'all, I learned that day. And so on Father's Day, I'd like to clarify my message - only u know whether what u and your papa have been thru makes a relationship with him possible. If such a relationship is something u feel is capable of bearing fruit, reach out to the old man and show him some love even tho he done fucked up in the past - and believe me - if God gave men any special powers - it's the special power to especially fuck things up beyond repair thru selfishness, greed or sheer cluelessness (or all of the above). If u can be stronger - if u can forgive, like God forgives - send that man a little love. If it's not possible, spend a little bit of Father's Day saying a prayer for him. Not a long one, just maybe a short one asking God to guide him and help him fix his demons. And who knows. Maybe that prayer will be answered and by next Father's Day he will have proven himself worthy of your love. Ya get me! Bless up ❤️
Advice, Bless Up, and Fathers Day: You can tell which one will be a good
 guard dog
 Dr Smash love
Now on this past Mother's Day, I encouraged y'all to call your mama, even if y'all been thru some tough times. I got a very heartfelt message from a follower advising me that some people have been thru deeply traumatic experiences involving their mama and she questioned whether this "one size fits all" advice was appropriate in such situations. As always when I get messages from y'all, I learned that day. And so on Father's Day, I'd like to clarify my message - only u know whether what u and your papa have been thru makes a relationship with him possible. If such a relationship is something u feel is capable of bearing fruit, reach out to the old man and show him some love even tho he done fucked up in the past - and believe me - if God gave men any special powers - it's the special power to especially fuck things up beyond repair thru selfishness, greed or sheer cluelessness (or all of the above). If u can be stronger - if u can forgive, like God forgives - send that man a little love. If it's not possible, spend a little bit of Father's Day saying a prayer for him. Not a long one, just maybe a short one asking God to guide him and help him fix his demons. And who knows. Maybe that prayer will be answered and by next Father's Day he will have proven himself worthy of your love. Ya get me! Bless up ❤️

Now on this past Mother's Day, I encouraged y'all to call your mama, even if y'all been thru some tough times. I got a very heartfelt messag...

Arguing, Ass, and Bless Up: My heart just melted. Dr Smashlove The stages of modern love are a wonderful thing, lemme splain you: (1) Curiosity. "Wow, I wonder what this person is in to. Are they a freak? Nahhhhh too prim and proper to be a freak. What? U want me to slap u? Like on the face? People do that shit? 🤔 God damn she a freak ... for real 😍" (2) Love. "I think I love this freak 😻." (3) True love. "I wanna grow old with this freak. Like we could smash whilst leaning on walkers that have them tennis balls on the bottom 🤗." (4) Arguments. Arguments when bored. Arguments about anything. Arguments about arguments. "I hate how u argue when we argue, all argumentatively ... witchoe ARGUMENTATIVE ASS." (5) Break-up. "Imma find happiness elsewhere. She a freak and I love her but my heart can't take this shit." (6) Questioning. "What if I was meant to grow old with this freak? Maybe this shit was meant to be and I fucked it up...will I ever find another freak on this level of freaky that understands my freakiness(?) 😕" (7) Realizing. "God put this freak in my life for a reason, it jus wasn't meant to be. All love to them." Or: "Bruh. I don't even remotely fuck with this person. Like not on any level. Matter fact, how did I EVER fuck with this person? I think I was blinded by the freakiness, to the point where I didn't realize that the sea is full of freaks 🐬. Smfh at my lookin ass..." Listen here, Mr. or Mrs. Lookin Ass. U out now. U free. U learnt. U grew. U done picked up a sexual technique or three [Editor's Note: DO NOT START SLAPPING PEOPLE SAYING SMASH APPROVED. I WILL NOT BE THERE TO BAIL YO STUPID ASS OUT. 😂]. The person was a low key blessing or the person was in your life to troll u like them lil ass troll dolls with the spiky blue hair and the cute butt but u know what? U got to step 7. That shit is a blessing. A lot of people get stuck at step 6, that purgatory of self-doubt and reminiscing on a toxic ex. If u graduated to step 7? Pat yourself on the back, Bruh. U glo'd the fuck up. Be thankful. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
Arguing, Ass, and Bless Up: My heart just melted.
 Dr Smashlove
The stages of modern love are a wonderful thing, lemme splain you: (1) Curiosity. "Wow, I wonder what this person is in to. Are they a freak? Nahhhhh too prim and proper to be a freak. What? U want me to slap u? Like on the face? People do that shit? 🤔 God damn she a freak ... for real 😍" (2) Love. "I think I love this freak 😻." (3) True love. "I wanna grow old with this freak. Like we could smash whilst leaning on walkers that have them tennis balls on the bottom 🤗." (4) Arguments. Arguments when bored. Arguments about anything. Arguments about arguments. "I hate how u argue when we argue, all argumentatively ... witchoe ARGUMENTATIVE ASS." (5) Break-up. "Imma find happiness elsewhere. She a freak and I love her but my heart can't take this shit." (6) Questioning. "What if I was meant to grow old with this freak? Maybe this shit was meant to be and I fucked it up...will I ever find another freak on this level of freaky that understands my freakiness(?) 😕" (7) Realizing. "God put this freak in my life for a reason, it jus wasn't meant to be. All love to them." Or: "Bruh. I don't even remotely fuck with this person. Like not on any level. Matter fact, how did I EVER fuck with this person? I think I was blinded by the freakiness, to the point where I didn't realize that the sea is full of freaks 🐬. Smfh at my lookin ass..." Listen here, Mr. or Mrs. Lookin Ass. U out now. U free. U learnt. U grew. U done picked up a sexual technique or three [Editor's Note: DO NOT START SLAPPING PEOPLE SAYING SMASH APPROVED. I WILL NOT BE THERE TO BAIL YO STUPID ASS OUT. 😂]. The person was a low key blessing or the person was in your life to troll u like them lil ass troll dolls with the spiky blue hair and the cute butt but u know what? U got to step 7. That shit is a blessing. A lot of people get stuck at step 6, that purgatory of self-doubt and reminiscing on a toxic ex. If u graduated to step 7? Pat yourself on the back, Bruh. U glo'd the fuck up. Be thankful. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

The stages of modern love are a wonderful thing, lemme splain you: (1) Curiosity. "Wow, I wonder what this person is in to. Are they a freak...