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Acting Like This

Acting Like This

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Prevention

Prevention

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Hoodcomedy

Hoodcomedy

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Bitch You

Bitch You

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Bless Up, Memes, and Milf: when u see ur new replacement @DrSmashlove Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional โ˜บ๏ธ. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote ๐Ÿ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes ๐Ÿ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth ๐Ÿ˜ฉ). BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Memes, and Milf: when u see ur new replacement
 @DrSmashlove
Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional โ˜บ๏ธ. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote ๐Ÿ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes ๐Ÿ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth ๐Ÿ˜ฉ). BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get u...

Aerosmith, Big Sean, and Drunk: Don't talk to me or my son ever again DrSmashlove U ever start dating someone and they listen to your genre of music and u all excited about it but then they like the wrong shit and now u annoyed u ever brought up music in the first place ๐Ÿค”. Like if I'm talking to a older grown and sexy Caucasian woman and she got a tribal tramp stamp and she like Nickelback I'm not gonna hold it against her pretty ass Bruh. The horrendous rock - tattoo taste is indicative of a dark past and I happen to like ladies with a dark past - just like pets who came from bad circumstances, I find women with more issues than Time Magazine easier to love ๐Ÿ˜. (Side note: this type of woman is brutally honest, which I also love. Like I'm all "ayeee...u ever test positive for anything?" And she just like "yeah, gonorrhea, once, in 2007 ๐Ÿ˜ฃ. I went back stage at an Aerosmith show, got drunk, and banged Steven Tyler smh. Nothing some antibiotics couldn't fix โ˜บ๏ธ." And I'm just like, to myself "WOW!!!! Do u also dumpster dive and play roulette with the first needle u see by jamming it in your thigh just to see what happen?! You bold AF, grown and sexy Caucasian woman!" ๐Ÿ˜‚) Nah but u ain't gon discuss music with this chick. It's safe to say we gon spend the night talmbout Trump. But see sometimes the convo is more difficult. I'm like aye what u listen to, she like "rap โ˜บ๏ธ" and I'm like "oh word? ๐Ÿ˜€" And she like "Drake, Gucci, Future, 21" and I'm like "take me to flavor town mama ๐Ÿ˜" and then she all "G Eazy, Big Sean" and I'm all "this date was going great. It really was. I know in one week you gon text me like 'WELL I THOUGHT THE DATE WENT WELL SORRY I'M NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARD'" and imma have to reply and apologize but deep down I ain't sorry at all. If u a lil hipster who love Pinegrove and Weyes Blood we might could build a future. But if I ever have to come downstairs to enjoy pancakes with u and our 11 chirren and I hear "Last night took a L, but tonight I bounce back!", I might just say I'm going to Whole Foods for orange juice, get in the minivan, drive away, and never come back. Don't worry baby. Kids will be fine. I'll come back for the Princeton graduations, and NFL draft day ๐Ÿ˜˜ GoodbyeForeverMyLove ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Aerosmith, Big Sean, and Drunk: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 DrSmashlove
U ever start dating someone and they listen to your genre of music and u all excited about it but then they like the wrong shit and now u annoyed u ever brought up music in the first place ๐Ÿค”. Like if I'm talking to a older grown and sexy Caucasian woman and she got a tribal tramp stamp and she like Nickelback I'm not gonna hold it against her pretty ass Bruh. The horrendous rock - tattoo taste is indicative of a dark past and I happen to like ladies with a dark past - just like pets who came from bad circumstances, I find women with more issues than Time Magazine easier to love ๐Ÿ˜. (Side note: this type of woman is brutally honest, which I also love. Like I'm all "ayeee...u ever test positive for anything?" And she just like "yeah, gonorrhea, once, in 2007 ๐Ÿ˜ฃ. I went back stage at an Aerosmith show, got drunk, and banged Steven Tyler smh. Nothing some antibiotics couldn't fix โ˜บ๏ธ." And I'm just like, to myself "WOW!!!! Do u also dumpster dive and play roulette with the first needle u see by jamming it in your thigh just to see what happen?! You bold AF, grown and sexy Caucasian woman!" ๐Ÿ˜‚) Nah but u ain't gon discuss music with this chick. It's safe to say we gon spend the night talmbout Trump. But see sometimes the convo is more difficult. I'm like aye what u listen to, she like "rap โ˜บ๏ธ" and I'm like "oh word? ๐Ÿ˜€" And she like "Drake, Gucci, Future, 21" and I'm like "take me to flavor town mama ๐Ÿ˜" and then she all "G Eazy, Big Sean" and I'm all "this date was going great. It really was. I know in one week you gon text me like 'WELL I THOUGHT THE DATE WENT WELL SORRY I'M NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARD'" and imma have to reply and apologize but deep down I ain't sorry at all. If u a lil hipster who love Pinegrove and Weyes Blood we might could build a future. But if I ever have to come downstairs to enjoy pancakes with u and our 11 chirren and I hear "Last night took a L, but tonight I bounce back!", I might just say I'm going to Whole Foods for orange juice, get in the minivan, drive away, and never come back. Don't worry baby. Kids will be fine. I'll come back for the Princeton graduations, and NFL draft day ๐Ÿ˜˜ GoodbyeForeverMyLove ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

U ever start dating someone and they listen to your genre of music and u all excited about it but then they like the wrong shit and now u an...