NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKIER THAN YOUR AUNT CAROL IN A TURTLENECK TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOUR JOB AT A STARTUP WHILE SHE’S ALL BANGED UP ON PINOT ...
no thank u (@hoesgivenofucks)
@bigkidproblems is right about this 😩
''Tis the season to remember I'm single AF
Ah yes .... I remember this now 😓
Hey could we please not have this conversation @donny.drama
At some point u take what u can get.
Called. The. Fuck. Out.
type TheOffice.af in ur browser and tell me what u find
@trumpmeetstheinternet has the best compilation of trump content ever assembled
STOP WITH THE GAMES AND BE A MAN
“Honesty is key...” 🗝💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/Dg8Z2xJX9L
“Honesty is key...” 🗝💯 @QWorldstar PositiveVibes WSHH
Breakups can be rough ✂️💈💔 @worldstar WSHH
Why am I crying in my bed rn? (Credit @nick_rodd)
“I’m always watching you Wazowski, always watching” Lookin ass
I know what u need😍
💕 Repost @snowthaproduct: "most real artists I've ever met that i vibe with were pretty shy n had anxiety.. Including myself.. So never let ...
Give him a SoundCloud rapper name (follow @masipopal)
current mcmood - Max textpost textposts
😂 get these sarcastic balloons from @shittyballoonsdotcom
fuck what u heard world war 3 will not be fought with nuclear weapons of mass destruction it will be fought with cold ass fit pics https://t...
Lil Pump drops the track list for his upcoming album 👀 @lilpump https://t.co/ZlFJAlCB9t
LilPump drops the track list for his upcoming album 👀 @lilpump WSHH
Absolute madman😂 @memezar post the most hilarious memes, go follow🙏🏽
Ladies I love y'all lemme tell u why. I get into yo bedroom. We get to kissing. Right when I'm about to yank ya lil panties off what do u cl...
Tag someone who would do this 😂🤦♂️👇 @doit4state WSHH
(For Part 1, scroll back 🤗). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "...
Which one is you? (@doggosdoingthings is hilarious)
"Honesty is key..." 💯 @QWorldstar Facts PositiveVibes WSHH
What u doin 🤔🤔🤔
Tag someone if this what u wanttt🙃💞
double tap if you love your bed 😍😴
Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺️."...
"How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious...
You're doing great Benjamin
Ballerific Comment Creepin -- 🌾👀🌾 ti commentcreepin (swipe)
@nathanielknows gotta do what u gotta do
Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye...