What U See Vs What She Sees
What U See Vs What She Sees

What U See Vs What She Sees

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Ales

Ales

Acting Like This
Acting Like This

Acting Like This

I Need The
I Need The

I Need The

Prevention
Prevention

Prevention

Hoodcomedy
Hoodcomedy

Hoodcomedy

Bitch You
Bitch You

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Beautiful, Bless Up, and Creepy: Pupper does an awoo Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺️." Just like that. U get me? "I know ☺️." (With that same expression as the emoji - u got it in u, just try 🤗). And watch his brain explode and come out of his ears and all u see is white matter all over the walls while his eyes pop out of his head like he just been electrocuted. Now I know what u thinking: "but smash! I'm not a cocky asshole! I'm a sweet girl! Even if a creepy dude says I'm pretty, I still reply with 'awww thank you, you're sweet.'" And that's a very sweet reply. But the beauty of "I know ☺️" is that u change the tone of the conversation (actually, u end one that u didn't ask to start!) - you're expressing that his validation is not necessary - u don't need to be validated by random men - you're aware of your worth - u woke - u special - u smart - u very smart - u KNOW YOURSELF. U feel me? Just try it once. "I know ☺️." Aight? Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (Credit my dear lil homegirl who fortuitously called me after I had writer's block a few days ago while her son, her cat AND her new doggo from the shelter were all simultaneously wilding out to give me ideas to write about - bless you mama - sorry to add another distraction! 😍❤️😂)
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Creepy: Pupper does an awoo
Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺️." Just like that. U get me? "I know ☺️." (With that same expression as the emoji - u got it in u, just try 🤗). And watch his brain explode and come out of his ears and all u see is white matter all over the walls while his eyes pop out of his head like he just been electrocuted. Now I know what u thinking: "but smash! I'm not a cocky asshole! I'm a sweet girl! Even if a creepy dude says I'm pretty, I still reply with 'awww thank you, you're sweet.'" And that's a very sweet reply. But the beauty of "I know ☺️" is that u change the tone of the conversation (actually, u end one that u didn't ask to start!) - you're expressing that his validation is not necessary - u don't need to be validated by random men - you're aware of your worth - u woke - u special - u smart - u very smart - u KNOW YOURSELF. U feel me? Just try it once. "I know ☺️." Aight? Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (Credit my dear lil homegirl who fortuitously called me after I had writer's block a few days ago while her son, her cat AND her new doggo from the shelter were all simultaneously wilding out to give me ideas to write about - bless you mama - sorry to add another distraction! 😍❤️😂)

Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺️."...

Baseball, Bless Up, and Cats: Saying "hey" from the NYC subway Yoric's best Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye "Touch the Sky" feels. But what I love is all the old head haters. U know wtf I'm talmbout. Them cats that think Jay and Nas were the last good rappers. "Man look at these new kids smh...mumble rappers" "rocking tight pants and dresses" "how they letting these guys wear chokers" "how they letting these guys dye their hair pink and blond" "popping pills smh they letting junkies rap now". OK. LET ME GET THIS CLEAR, OLD HEAD. YALL GOT A BUNCH OF WOMEN PREGNANT IN THE 90s AND THEN GHOSTED - DISAPPEARED - WENT TO THE CORNER STORE AND NEVER CAME BACK - NOW THEM KIDS GREW UP AND EMBRACED FASHION AND CREATED THEY OWN GENDER FLUID STYLE BECAUSE THEY MALE ROLE MODELS WAS ABSENT AND NOW U WANNA CRITICIZE...EVEN THO THESE KIDS ON STAGES IN FRONT OF SOLD OUT CROWDS PUTTING IT DOWN FOR THEY FAMILY...LEMME TELL U WHAT U NEED TO DO, OLD HEAD...U NEED TO GO TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE ASAP AND BUY TWO BASEBALL MITTS AND A BASEBALL AND FIND THAT BOY U ABANDONED AND PLAY SOME CATCH...MATTER FACT ASK THE POSTAL SERVICE FOR A FULL WEEK OFF, U GON NEED A LOT OF TIME FOR THIS GAME OF CATCH (AND 'CATCH UP') AND MAYBE U COULD PLAY HIM SOME NAS AND JAY RECORDS AND DISCUSS MUSIC WITH HIM BUT FOR NOW STFU AND STOP CRITICIZING, THE ART REFLECT THE CULTURE AND U CREATED IT NOW DON'T BE MAD AT IT (but you're welcome to fix your mistakes bless up 🤗😂😂😂) (@madmax_fluffyroad)
Baseball, Bless Up, and Cats: Saying "hey" from the NYC subway
 Yoric's best
Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye "Touch the Sky" feels. But what I love is all the old head haters. U know wtf I'm talmbout. Them cats that think Jay and Nas were the last good rappers. "Man look at these new kids smh...mumble rappers" "rocking tight pants and dresses" "how they letting these guys wear chokers" "how they letting these guys dye their hair pink and blond" "popping pills smh they letting junkies rap now". OK. LET ME GET THIS CLEAR, OLD HEAD. YALL GOT A BUNCH OF WOMEN PREGNANT IN THE 90s AND THEN GHOSTED - DISAPPEARED - WENT TO THE CORNER STORE AND NEVER CAME BACK - NOW THEM KIDS GREW UP AND EMBRACED FASHION AND CREATED THEY OWN GENDER FLUID STYLE BECAUSE THEY MALE ROLE MODELS WAS ABSENT AND NOW U WANNA CRITICIZE...EVEN THO THESE KIDS ON STAGES IN FRONT OF SOLD OUT CROWDS PUTTING IT DOWN FOR THEY FAMILY...LEMME TELL U WHAT U NEED TO DO, OLD HEAD...U NEED TO GO TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE ASAP AND BUY TWO BASEBALL MITTS AND A BASEBALL AND FIND THAT BOY U ABANDONED AND PLAY SOME CATCH...MATTER FACT ASK THE POSTAL SERVICE FOR A FULL WEEK OFF, U GON NEED A LOT OF TIME FOR THIS GAME OF CATCH (AND 'CATCH UP') AND MAYBE U COULD PLAY HIM SOME NAS AND JAY RECORDS AND DISCUSS MUSIC WITH HIM BUT FOR NOW STFU AND STOP CRITICIZING, THE ART REFLECT THE CULTURE AND U CREATED IT NOW DON'T BE MAD AT IT (but you're welcome to fix your mistakes bless up 🤗😂😂😂) (@madmax_fluffyroad)

Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye...

Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like to take her sailing So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please 🤗😂. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts 🙃" <- Mikey, she likes you 😌😂. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📸: Reddit u-mascary)
Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like
 to take her sailing
So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please 🤗😂. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts 🙃" <- Mikey, she likes you 😌😂. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📸: Reddit u-mascary)

So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he we...

Beautiful, Bless Up, and Dogs: EVERYONE LOOK AT MY DOG AND NEIGHBOR DOGS BOOPING NOSES 3 Now a lot of my friends are moving up from taking VP roles to executive roles at companies. CFO. U feel me? COO. Etc etc. Or if the company is huge, CEO of a particular division. Now when my homies use to take jobs, they would say "I landed a new gig". Now they say it different. "I got my deal done" or " I cut my deal." NOTE THE DIFFERENCE. "I landed a gig" = "a company was kind enough to hire me." Whereas: "I cut my deal" = "a company reached out to me trying to fuck around so I had to let them know that the salary, bonus and stock grant was measly as FUCK then when I hit them over the head a few times, the price went up and I secured the bag." See that? "I cut my deal" means "I showed them what I was worth and they agreed so we reached an agreement." Learn from this. Never accept less than what u deserve UNLESS you're starting out. If u coming in as a entry level finance person at a company u won't have much wiggle room. But after 10-12 years of grinding, now YOU the valuable one. U feel me? U worked hard, yes - but they trained u AND they paid u while they did it because that's the beauty of capitalism. And what's more beautiful is now u can clean up and update your LinkedIn and see what else the world has to offer. NEVER SELL YOURSELF SHORT. KNOW WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE. CUT YOUR DEAL. SECURE THE BAG. Ya get me? Money isn't everything but ISSA LOT OF THINGS bc it allow u to live right, travel, save, treat your friends, buy yo mama a lil Tiffany bracelet that would have been half price from Moshe the jeweler who got a lil storefront next door to the falafel shop but U wanna surprise mama with that pastel blue lil "Tiffany" box and not that nondescript lil bag that Moshe give out lol u feel me? Levels. We all just tryina level up. May God bless all of u in ALL your endeavors. It's a hard grind but hopefully the reward is sweet. Bless up 😍❤️
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Dogs: EVERYONE LOOK AT MY DOG AND
 NEIGHBOR DOGS BOOPING NOSES
 3
Now a lot of my friends are moving up from taking VP roles to executive roles at companies. CFO. U feel me? COO. Etc etc. Or if the company is huge, CEO of a particular division. Now when my homies use to take jobs, they would say "I landed a new gig". Now they say it different. "I got my deal done" or " I cut my deal." NOTE THE DIFFERENCE. "I landed a gig" = "a company was kind enough to hire me." Whereas: "I cut my deal" = "a company reached out to me trying to fuck around so I had to let them know that the salary, bonus and stock grant was measly as FUCK then when I hit them over the head a few times, the price went up and I secured the bag." See that? "I cut my deal" means "I showed them what I was worth and they agreed so we reached an agreement." Learn from this. Never accept less than what u deserve UNLESS you're starting out. If u coming in as a entry level finance person at a company u won't have much wiggle room. But after 10-12 years of grinding, now YOU the valuable one. U feel me? U worked hard, yes - but they trained u AND they paid u while they did it because that's the beauty of capitalism. And what's more beautiful is now u can clean up and update your LinkedIn and see what else the world has to offer. NEVER SELL YOURSELF SHORT. KNOW WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE. CUT YOUR DEAL. SECURE THE BAG. Ya get me? Money isn't everything but ISSA LOT OF THINGS bc it allow u to live right, travel, save, treat your friends, buy yo mama a lil Tiffany bracelet that would have been half price from Moshe the jeweler who got a lil storefront next door to the falafel shop but U wanna surprise mama with that pastel blue lil "Tiffany" box and not that nondescript lil bag that Moshe give out lol u feel me? Levels. We all just tryina level up. May God bless all of u in ALL your endeavors. It's a hard grind but hopefully the reward is sweet. Bless up 😍❤️

Now a lot of my friends are moving up from taking VP roles to executive roles at companies. CFO. U feel me? COO. Etc etc. Or if the company ...