What U See Vs What She Sees
What U See Vs What She Sees

What U See Vs What She Sees

Acting Like This
Acting Like This

Acting Like This

I Need The
I Need The

I Need The

Prevention
Prevention

Prevention

Hoodcomedy
Hoodcomedy

Hoodcomedy

Bitch You
Bitch You

Bitch You

strips
strips

strips

give her
 give her

give her

thoughts
 thoughts

thoughts

momentous
momentous

momentous

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Bless Up, Chill, and Club: Stairway to Heaven @DrSmasihlove Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers 🤗) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet 😂. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill 🤚. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK 🙃). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP 💃🏻😍😂😂😂
Bless Up, Chill, and Club: Stairway to Heaven
 @DrSmasihlove
Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers 🤗) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet 😂. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill 🤚. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK 🙃). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP 💃🏻😍😂😂😂

Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 y...

Af, Bless Up, and College: Once a puppy always a puppy @DrSmashlove Now ladies always DM me like "aye smash I'm talking to this guy but he plays games, why do men play games??" Ladies lemme splain u. Let's say u taking to a dude named David. David is a sweet dude, nice lil job, y'all met off Brumble and had dinner once and then brunch that Sunday and u just sort of lazily seeing where things go. I know how u ladies do, y'all keep "insurance policy dick" on hand - it ain't the best dick u ever had but if he still single when u 32 and u still single, u gon kick shit into overdrive and cash out that insurance policy and get dat ring I SEE YOU 😉. Now David might be texting with u for a lil bit and then the text convo drops off and u totally cool about it. That's because u like David but u ain't over the moon for him. You might be some day, just not today. So if he don't text for another day or two, u all good. If anything, he's probably the one texting his homie Josh like "oh shit Kelly hasn't texted in two days, you think she still likes me fuck fuck fuck 😩." Now then let's say u talking to Terrence. U met Terrence off Coffee and Bagel or whatever that shit is called and the evening started as a respectable evening of drinks and ended with u bending over your couch shooing your cat away while I - I mean Terrence ☺️ - reorganized your internal organs. Y'all text flirted the next day but then the day after that, u ain't hear shit from Terrence. Now u texting yo girl Samantha like "FUCK APPS FUCK DATING FUCK THESE MEN PLAYING GAMES I'M GONNA JUST MOVE TO COSTA RICA WITH MY CAT I'M DONE." Baby girl. Bear in mind, he might not be playing games. It might be that u developed a thing for him, and he just clueless AF. Remember that it's grown men - at college - who bring they laundry home so they mama can do it ... that's how clueless men are 😂. He could be a fuckboy, or he might just be a little on autopilot. In a lot of cases, u think the guy is playing games because u got a thing for him, and he ain't giving u what u need. Give him a chance. If he don't fix it, part ways. Never accept less than u deserve but also keep in mind that this shit is a matter of perception. U get me! More life more romance more love in 2017. Bless up! ❤
Af, Bless Up, and College: Once a puppy always a puppy
 @DrSmashlove
Now ladies always DM me like "aye smash I'm talking to this guy but he plays games, why do men play games??" Ladies lemme splain u. Let's say u taking to a dude named David. David is a sweet dude, nice lil job, y'all met off Brumble and had dinner once and then brunch that Sunday and u just sort of lazily seeing where things go. I know how u ladies do, y'all keep "insurance policy dick" on hand - it ain't the best dick u ever had but if he still single when u 32 and u still single, u gon kick shit into overdrive and cash out that insurance policy and get dat ring I SEE YOU 😉. Now David might be texting with u for a lil bit and then the text convo drops off and u totally cool about it. That's because u like David but u ain't over the moon for him. You might be some day, just not today. So if he don't text for another day or two, u all good. If anything, he's probably the one texting his homie Josh like "oh shit Kelly hasn't texted in two days, you think she still likes me fuck fuck fuck 😩." Now then let's say u talking to Terrence. U met Terrence off Coffee and Bagel or whatever that shit is called and the evening started as a respectable evening of drinks and ended with u bending over your couch shooing your cat away while I - I mean Terrence ☺️ - reorganized your internal organs. Y'all text flirted the next day but then the day after that, u ain't hear shit from Terrence. Now u texting yo girl Samantha like "FUCK APPS FUCK DATING FUCK THESE MEN PLAYING GAMES I'M GONNA JUST MOVE TO COSTA RICA WITH MY CAT I'M DONE." Baby girl. Bear in mind, he might not be playing games. It might be that u developed a thing for him, and he just clueless AF. Remember that it's grown men - at college - who bring they laundry home so they mama can do it ... that's how clueless men are 😂. He could be a fuckboy, or he might just be a little on autopilot. In a lot of cases, u think the guy is playing games because u got a thing for him, and he ain't giving u what u need. Give him a chance. If he don't fix it, part ways. Never accept less than u deserve but also keep in mind that this shit is a matter of perception. U get me! More life more romance more love in 2017. Bless up! ❤

Now ladies always DM me like "aye smash I'm talking to this guy but he plays games, why do men play games??" Ladies lemme splain u. Let's sa...