Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that
Loki would cause a lot of mischief on Twitter
Star Wars Defense system is possible. Whatever happened to the Ronald Reagan "Star Wars" initiative in 1983?
100% true 💯 https://t.co/3qxMdM1zuh
One of my oldest memes. It's so old it's from before we started using WMs. Ah, good memories.
Look, you gave them a 5% to succeed at whatever they tried. This isn't going to make as good a story as you think.
Spider cat, Spider cat
Whatever teachers are getting paid, it aint enough.
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/9fFwAF
Treat yourself/feed my kids! fowllanguagestore.com
Whatever works.. 🤷♂️🤣 https://t.co/FkWajaqNm6
Chris Brown speaks on Kanye West 👀 @chrisbrown https://t.co/81owCKs49E
This person saved 15% on car insurance without switching to Geico.
This morning @JanetDacal sent me this email that I once sent the entire Heights company. It was my pre-show Heights ritual. It’s REALLY spec...
I treat my queen to whatever she wants... take notes boys
Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me?"
Anon goes to church
Paul George’s phone has been blowing up since shooting the lights out in a Game 1 Thunder win: https://t.co/WszKM7mqcJ
I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.
Apparently not ready for the literary critique
I can’t relate since it’s been a while since anyone slept next to me and y’all be nice for once to have a warm body touching me instead of w...
Just watched this one yesterday.
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