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Funny, Life, and Saw: This is where l draw the line
Would you like to go out
again?
Absolutely not
I'm a little surprised. May I
ask why?
First of all, you said, and I
quote, "I just don't think Will
Ferrell is that funny" which
is the most ridiculous thing
I've heard this entire month
Secondly, when I asked you
if you saw Stepbrothers you
said "what's that?"
You're not being serious
right now
Honestly just delete my
number
Sometimes you have to cut people out of your life. https://t.co/XfUuly4lu6
Sometimes you have to cut people out of your life. https://t.co/XfUuly4lu6
9gag, Memes, and Ubisoft: BADLY EXPLAIN YOUR JOB
OTHERSWILL GUESS WHATISIT
EMEFULCOM
mitras 66 Punkte 20 Std
I can't even properly describe my job. I don't
really know what I'm doing
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flyest nihilist gerade eben
@mitras ubisoft server maintenance?
Antworten會 …
Ubisoft servers? What's that? Follow @9gag 9gag gaming ubisoft
Ubisoft servers? What's that? Follow @9gag 9gag gaming ubisoft
![Humans of Tumblr, A Picture, and How: David Hughes
@david8hughes
[son hands me a picture he painted]
Me: what's that
Son: it's our housee
Me [walks outside with son]: do you
see how it absolutely isn't?](https://pics.me.me/david-hughes-david8hughes-son-hands-me-a-picture-he-painted-30011063.png)
![Memes, House, and A Picture: David Hughes
@david8hughes
[son hands me a picture he painted]
Me: what's that
Son: it's our house
Me [walks outside with son]: do you
see how it absolutely isn't?](https://pics.me.me/david-hughes-david8hughes-son-hands-me-a-picture-he-painted-29631331.png)
9gag, Dank, and Ubisoft: BADLY EXPLAIN YOUR JOB
OTHERS WILL GUESS WHATISIT
mitras 66 Punkte 20 Std.
I can't even properly describe my job. I don't
really know what I'm doing.
Antworten會
flyest nihilist gerade eben
@mitras ubisoft server maintenance?
Antworten …
Ubisoft servers? What's that?
https://9gag.com/gag/aKDopRN/sc/gaming?ref=fbpic
Ubisoft servers? What's that? https://9gag.com/gag/aKDopRN/sc/gaming?ref=fbpic
![House, Dank Memes, and Hilarious: David Hughes
@david8hughes
[son hands me a picture he painted]
Me: what's that
Son: it's our house
Me [walks outside with son]: do you
see how it absolutely isn't?
@david8hughes is hilarious](https://pics.me.me/david-hughes-david8hughes-son-hands-me-a-picture-he-painted-29594640.png)
Memes, Technology, and Bitcoin: Her: What's a Bitcoin?
Him: Cryptocurrency.
Her: What's that?
Him: Blockchain technology
Her: Do u have any idea what ur talking about?
Him: None whatsoever.
@ moistbuddha
🚨WARNING🚨do NOT follow @moistbuddha if you’re easily offended!
🚨WARNING🚨do NOT follow @moistbuddha if you’re easily offended!
Bitch, Friends, and Funny: the accuracy of this
hey so i'm kinda into u
just thought u should know
ME
| can u hold on a sec
yeah for what
Imy best friends not answering
|what's that have to do w this tho??
ME
ME
that bitch gotta tell me what the fuck i'nm
supposed to say
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇🏽 NoChill
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇🏽 NoChill
Bitch, Friends, and Memes: the accuracy of this
hey so i'm kinda into u
just thought u should know
ME
can u hold on a sec
lyeah for what
Imy best friends not answering
what's that have to do w this tho??
ME
ME
that bitch gotta tell me what the fuck i'm
supposed to say
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇 https://t.co/WxFRniqF9G
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇 https://t.co/WxFRniqF9G
Bitch, Friends, and Best: the accuracy of this
hey so i'm kinda into u
just thought u should know
ME
can u hold on a sec
lyeah for what
Imy best friends not answering
what's that have to do w this tho??
ME
ME
that bitch gotta tell me what the fuck i'm
supposed to say
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇 https://t.co/WxFRniqF9G
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇 https://t.co/WxFRniqF9G
Bitch, Friends, and Memes: the accuracy of this GO
hey so i'm kinda into u
just thought u should know
ME
Ican u hold on a sec
yeah for what
ME
my best friends not answering
|what's that have to do w this tho??
ME
that bitch gotta tell me what the fuck i'm
supposed to say
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇 WSHH
Tag someone who would do this 😂👇 WSHH
Bitch, Friends, and Best: the accuracy of this
hey so i'm kinda into u
just thought u should know
ME
|can u hold on a sec
lyeah for what
Imy best friends not answering
ME
what's that have to do wthis tho??
ME
that bitch gotta tell me what the fuck i'nm
supposed to say
@_________sext____________ hahhaah
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![Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE
i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to
my door asking for candy
Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
Guess who he is for Halloween!
[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c](https://pics.me.me/gunnersellwhite-ill-drop-kick-this-nigga-if-he-come-to-28312302.png)
