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Af, Beard, and Football: BEFORE ME o. PART II- EMERGENCY LEAVE TRANSPORTATION AND TRAVEL 1. You are authorized to proceed on official travel in connection with emergency leave and upon completion of your i return to home station for location) designated by military orders. You are directed to report to the Aerial Port of Emba onward movement to the authorized international airport designated in your travel documents. All additionai traval Do not depart the installation without reservations or tickets for authorized space required transportation File no. a sopy of your travel documents or boarding pass within 5 working days after your return. Submit request for leave ex INSTRUCTIONS FOR SCHEDULING RETURN TRANSPORTATION merican Red Cross can assist you in notifying your commander of your request for extensian of Far mtum mitary tivel reservations in CONUS call the MAC Passenger Reservation Center (PRC): Sihouild you require other assistance call PAP: 21. ARRIVED APOD AFTER b. DATE APPROVED NUMBER DAYS RE b.TΔ°ME NAME TITLE SIGNATURE OF RETURN AUTHO DA C. 7, REMARKS Going home to the Appalachian mountains to drink whiskey, wrestle bears, and shoot lots of guns. I also plan to grow out a beard, chop down a hundred trees with my axe and eat 10lbs of thick cut bacon with my wife, whom I plan to have lots af unprotected sex with, because I am a man and that's just what we do. Football. PART II EMERGENCY LEAVE TRANSPORTATION 18. You are authorized to proceed on official travel in connection with emergency leave and return to home station (or location) designated by military orders. You are directed to report to onward movement to the authorized international airport designated in your travel decuments Do not depart the installation without reservations or tickets for authorized space required trou a copy of your travel documents or boarding pass within 5 working days after your return. commander. The American Red Cross can assist you in notitying your comma Sul der ot your .com The Ihtemet Scavengers <p>TGIF you laugh you lose Your daily dose of mischief PMSLweb </p>

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God, Love, and News: AN ATTORNEY ARRIVED HOME LATE, AFTER A TOUGH DAY HIS WIFE KEPT NAGGING WITHOUT KNOWING THIS An attorney arrived home late, after a very touglh day trying to get a stay of execution for his deatlh row client. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked drving his legs and feet and said "They're not hanging Wright tonight!" He whirled around and screamed FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP? <p>An Attorney Arrived Home Late. After A Tough Day His Wife Kept Nagging Without Knowing This.</p>

An Attorney Arrived Home Late. After A Tough Day His Wife Kept Nagging Without Knowing This.

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