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lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem: English Pronunciation If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90 % of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches,breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surp Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. plait, promise, pal. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye,I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bas. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: Excellent English Pronunciation Poem
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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172554120387/zelsbels-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://zelsbels.tumblr.com/post/172536121242/lastsonlost-egalitarian-metalhead" class="tumblr_blog">zelsbels</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172518326717/egalitarian-metalhead-psiotechniqa" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egalitarian-metalhead.tumblr.com/post/172409188303/psiotechniqa-siryouarebeingmocked-sex-on" class="tumblr_blog">egalitarian-metalhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://psiotechniqa.tumblr.com/post/172406026043/siryouarebeingmocked-sex-on-the-kitchen" class="tumblr_blog">psiotechniqa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172396637813/sex-on-the-kitchen-floor-ex-dinner-lady-who-had" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> <a href="https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2557367/ex-dinner-lady-spared-prison-spell-because-it-would-have-put-her-four-children-into-foster-care/"> SEX ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR: Ex-dinner lady who had sex with 14-year-old boy spared prison spell because it would have put her four children into foster care </a>- The Sun</h2> <blockquote> <p>The mum-of-four, who often had sex with the boy after drinking sessions, denied all the charges but was found guilty on seven of them when she was tried last year.</p> <p>She appeared for sentencing at the Isle of Wight Crown Court yesterday where Judge John Price said: “He started having feelings for her. He became very fond of you. Then it became a sexual relationship.”</p> <p>He added: “I have read his victim impact statement. He says it has caused great upset. He was not able to talk to his parents and found it difficult to get on with people at school.”</p> <p>Judge Price continued: “He could not legally consent, in practical terms, he did. He was very fond of you. “</p> <p>However, he spared her a spell behind bars because it would have meant her four children going into foster care.</p> </blockquote> <p>This isn’t even the first time I’ve seen a UK judge dress a female rapist down then give her a <b>slap on the wrist</b>. What’s going on behind the scenes, exactly?</p> <p>Good news, though; I was looking for corroboration, and I found out &gt;<a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-39230846">the Court of Appeals went “lol, nope”, and <b>jailed her for three years</b></a>&lt;.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/606bc40b78d1924c955f6523cc4d15e0/tumblr_inline_p61vrtsyLt1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="450"/></figure></blockquote> <p>the pussy pass is real</p> </blockquote> <p>The sad fact is she could never be convicted of rape anyway because UK law does not recognise female rapists, and only recognises male victims if the rapist is also male.</p> </blockquote> <p>Also why would you want this ghoul around any children included her own kids ?</p> </blockquote> <p>hell, <i>especially</i> her own kids.</p></blockquote> <p>I keep seeing it as an excuse to keep female sexual predators out of jail. They’re being purposely made to remain free so they can be around other kids.</p><p>Like what kind of fucked-up logic is that. </p></blockquote> <p>“I know she raped a child guys but it’s not fair to keep her in jail, she wouldn’t be able take care of children!”</p>: THE SUN, A NEWS UK COMPANY SUn THE Sign in UK Edition▼ Search KWS FABULOUSMONEY MOTORS TRAVELTECH DEAR DEIDRE> UK News World News Politics Opinion Health News SEX ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR Ex dinner lady who had sex with 14-year- old boy spared prison spell because it would have put her four children into foster care Terri Spragg, 35, had sex with young lad on several occasions but he became fond of her and found it difficult to talk to his parents and school friends By GEORGE SANDEMAN 8th January 2017, 10:24m Updated: 9th January 2017, 3:46 am A FORMER dinner lady who had sex with a 14-year-old boy has been spared a prison term because it would have meant her four children would be put into foster care. Terri Spragg, 35, had sex with the young lad on several occasions -including on the kitchen floor- warned him not tell anyone because it was illegal. <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172554120387/zelsbels-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://zelsbels.tumblr.com/post/172536121242/lastsonlost-egalitarian-metalhead" class="tumblr_blog">zelsbels</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172518326717/egalitarian-metalhead-psiotechniqa" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egalitarian-metalhead.tumblr.com/post/172409188303/psiotechniqa-siryouarebeingmocked-sex-on" class="tumblr_blog">egalitarian-metalhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://psiotechniqa.tumblr.com/post/172406026043/siryouarebeingmocked-sex-on-the-kitchen" class="tumblr_blog">psiotechniqa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172396637813/sex-on-the-kitchen-floor-ex-dinner-lady-who-had" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> <a href="https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2557367/ex-dinner-lady-spared-prison-spell-because-it-would-have-put-her-four-children-into-foster-care/"> SEX ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR: Ex-dinner lady who had sex with 14-year-old boy spared prison spell because it would have put her four children into foster care </a>- The Sun</h2> <blockquote> <p>The mum-of-four, who often had sex with the boy after drinking sessions, denied all the charges but was found guilty on seven of them when she was tried last year.</p> <p>She appeared for sentencing at the Isle of Wight Crown Court yesterday where Judge John Price said: “He started having feelings for her. He became very fond of you. Then it became a sexual relationship.”</p> <p>He added: “I have read his victim impact statement. He says it has caused great upset. He was not able to talk to his parents and found it difficult to get on with people at school.”</p> <p>Judge Price continued: “He could not legally consent, in practical terms, he did. He was very fond of you. “</p> <p>However, he spared her a spell behind bars because it would have meant her four children going into foster care.</p> </blockquote> <p>This isn’t even the first time I’ve seen a UK judge dress a female rapist down then give her a <b>slap on the wrist</b>. What’s going on behind the scenes, exactly?</p> <p>Good news, though; I was looking for corroboration, and I found out &gt;<a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-39230846">the Court of Appeals went “lol, nope”, and <b>jailed her for three years</b></a>&lt;.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/606bc40b78d1924c955f6523cc4d15e0/tumblr_inline_p61vrtsyLt1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="450"/></figure></blockquote> <p>the pussy pass is real</p> </blockquote> <p>The sad fact is she could never be convicted of rape anyway because UK law does not recognise female rapists, and only recognises male victims if the rapist is also male.</p> </blockquote> <p>Also why would you want this ghoul around any children included her own kids ?</p> </blockquote> <p>hell, <i>especially</i> her own kids.</p></blockquote> <p>I keep seeing it as an excuse to keep female sexual predators out of jail. They’re being purposely made to remain free so they can be around other kids.</p><p>Like what kind of fucked-up logic is that. </p></blockquote> <p>“I know she raped a child guys but it’s not fair to keep her in jail, she wouldn’t be able take care of children!”</p>
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<p>Excellent English Pronunciation Poem</p>: Sh Pronunciation If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear in eye, your dress will tear So shall I! Oh hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and T meas ais Exiles, similes, and reviles Solar, mica, war and far Balmoral, en, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind elpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve Friend and fiend, alive and live lvy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little We say actual but victual Refer does not rhyme with deafer FeOffer does, and zephyr, heifer Mint, pint, senate and sedate Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but our and succour, four Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion Sally with ally, yea, ye Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key aver, but ever, fever Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver rana Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging Ought, out, joust and Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, rou Ste on Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! <p>Excellent English Pronunciation Poem</p>
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