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Love, Book, and Cool: bumble Done Location About I hung out with Nicholas Cage for a month one time 33 minutes ago tell me about nicholas cage I'm intrigued We worked together for a month straight in a tiny town in rural Utah called Kanab. He knew me by name and everything. All of that would be cool, except when it ended, he didn't invite me to help him steal the declaration of independence.. So overall I'd rate the experience a 4/10 Likedb But do you think he didn't invite you to help him afterwards because he was in a Nicholas Rage.. No, he was calm and serene, like a Nicholas Sage. Maybe he was mad because you stole the show, so he was Nicholas Up-staged No, everyone had their eyes on him. They couldn't look away. It was as if he had them undera spell, he's a Nicholas Mage. Maybe I should try to learn from him, take a Nicholas Page from his book, so to speak. Then hopefully one day I'll get paid the big bucks like him, a Nicholas Wage. Likedb I know this is sudden, but like.. will you marry me? Nicholas Engaged? Yes yes! I will marry you! I'll love you until I die of Nicholas Old-Age! Delivered Update: The girl with the Nicholas Cage jokes has outdone herself. I said in my last post if she made one more good Nicholas Cage joke, Id marry her then she asked me to marry her with a Nicholas Cage joke. I can hear the wedding bells now!

Update: The girl with the Nicholas Cage jokes has outdone herself. I said in my last post if she made one more good Nicholas Cage joke, Id m...

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