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Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41 .d 70% 1:17 AM Saturday 1140 PM all i want to know is if that pic is photoshopped oh fuck wait the rest of them are i didn't even notice that Or maybe l actually died in a selfie related shark attack In 2018 anything's possible fr tho you got some quality photoshop skills Though my usual Tinder claim to fame is my poetry writing Gimme a format pick between Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss poem and then l'd need a topic oh shit seuss for sure write aboutittt stupid frat boys Today 1:13 AM At Who University's campus downtown, studious students awaited sundown For during the day they're the learning ish sort. but after night fell? Watch Fraternity At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped into view A stack of red cups looming tall on his the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls He saw a lone girl and assessed her cup size and then, in this order, gawked ass, chest and eyes He waltzed in on over and offered her and said "come with me, oh the places you'll cum! They snuck to a bedroom and passed Mister Grinch whose hazing machine dragged six pledges by winch. Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges and doubly increased their fraternity Just by the hazing in haze of his own, the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned. A pledge wandered up.. 'there's something I need. The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the We ve got Xannys and Mollys and cocaine galore and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4 There's indicas, indigos, everywhich and every eigth bought, have a free hit of speed Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill and then followed up with Pill Red and Pill Blue His world washed away as he tripped for three hours hearing small voices that spoke from puff fiowers. The Cat in the Frat roled off well what's-her-name and let her slip out with red visible He looked at his sheets and saw stains left by beer, and thought should I was them? Oh, maybe next year He'd wanted a girl from each stop on Srat Row with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more to go, He put back the condom he told her he'd wear And then set on foot for the cleanup The party had ended and Whos had gone home, with red cup footsteps creaking sticky beer foam Sprawled on the floor was that poor Sam I Am, and someone's puked-up rancid green eggs and ham. The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning which rolled and ka-sputtered its way through the scene Its arms and gloved hands dusted swept, and wipe dried and even did know to turn Sam on his At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu, The party lifecycle began thus anew. Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday drew near... The Cat had to run and go buy some more beer THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY FUCKINF GOD I LVOE YOU Type a message Frat Life
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Bad, Beautiful, and Children: CHAPTER 1: BIRTH oF AN HE WERPUMATI RE-IMAGINED Rosso WINCH A 7ใƒช ใƒผ< \ใฆ\ D WHAT IS IT? OH. JOJO? YOU HUNGRY? IHHH! HERE YOU GO. 0000HH.. 000HHHH.. THANKS. BUT I'M NOT HUNGRy, Boy.. HOW ARE YOU? SHIT! I NEED MORE MEDS! GOOD MORNING PROFESSOR. JOJO?? *HEAVY SIGH* DOCTOR? UTONIUM? HMM.. I WASN EXPECTING YOU 'TIL NEXT WEEK My GOD, UTONIUM LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T WELL, AS YOUR CHANGED YOUR CLOTHES NOR PySCHIATRIST SHOWERED SINCE HYGIENE IS CLOSELY LINKED TO SINCE 2 WEEKS AGO. IS THERE A PROBLEM? I'M NOT HERE FOR My HYGIENIC PREFERENCES TO BE EVALUATED. JUST MAKE THE VOICES STOP! WELL.. WHAT ARE THE VOICES IN yOUR HEAD SAyING?? SUGAR SPICE "AND EVERYTHING NICE." I KEEP HEARING THAT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WHO'S WHISPERING? IT SEEMS YOU HAVE: SCHIZOPHRENIA, IN ADDITION TO YOUR GENERALISED ANXIETy DISORDER, AND MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER. ALL WHICH HAVE BEEN OBSERVED TO COME AND GO IN A MATTER OF WEEKS WELL THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD. *COUGH* HE'S WHISPERING AGAIN. DON'T FORGET YOUR MANIC DEPRESSION. AND BOUTS OF EXISTENTIAL ANXIETy.. HIM DEEP BREATHING* HOOH HOOH? UHH... H00H? *DEEP INHALE* CLICK 26 (4w) 27 a 2al VN-N- 0-0 3 ใใƒผ1 2 y-T 26ไธ‡ ...UGH HOOH! HOOH! JOJO? WHAT IS IT, BOY?? 'TeL ., ใ‚Ša>:\/34ST2-lor-1(,-W"arๅ†–* 00ใ‚ค EY."(3...J2v or C- -- rใƒผใƒผใƒผใ† ใฆ1 J/Y^ใƒš / 'N VA Do 7Fใƒผใƒผ2 P 4.tๅคชTro o2(-o)- หŠ 9ๅ—rr (--olri13ID ไบบ,731 3-L\. z s7ed!'s-o3eQ ,b32.J4,่พฟ่ฎฉใƒผ 7, ใ€Žใƒ‘ใƒผใƒซใƒผuvใƒผb 3ใƒฆใƒณM-LA awj4) r_ใƒก ใƒ  )ๅœ 8257371- H 4 CH An -3 Nun O 4-1 CHT WHAT. N THE WORLD? JOJO DID YOU MAKE THIS?? o Nun. H00H! HOOOH!! THEN, WHO WAS IT? UHH.. H000H... RA URRRKK. *HUFFS* H000H HUHHH?? ME?? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? I WAS ASLEEP nn M W A ev 12 N-ASR. IT'S AN INCOMPLETE FORMULA OF SOMETHING POWERFUL THIS MIGHT JUST WORK NEED TO SOLVE IT AAAAHH!!!! VN1 D HUUHHO? HMMMNNN. HE STILL SEEMS ON EDGE..... yES, STILL MOURNING THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE SIR, I DONT REALL SEE THE POINT OF ALL THIS. I CAN JUST GET ANOTHER SCIENTI.... I'M JUST LAyING OUT ANOTHER... DAAAAAAAAD!" AND OF COURSE, THE TRIPLETS TOO. IT WAS RATHER BRUTAL.. WHAT WOULD yOU EXPECT FROM THAT GUy. WELL, HE WAS A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST BUT NOw..... NOW HE'S A WRECK. SIR NO... UHH. I M NOT QUESTIONING yOUR JUDGMENT. NOTHING SIR... TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOON. A REAL I PRINCESS! WHAT IS IT, PUMPKINPIE? DAAADDDyyy!! I'M A REAL PRINCESS AREN'T I? I WANT A GOLDEN TIARA! A n OF COURSE, PUMPKIN! YOU'RE A PRINCESS YOU CAN GET WHATEVER yOU WANT. SHE SAID JUST BECAUSE My NAME IS PRINCESS, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A REAL PRINCESS SHE EVEN YELLED AT ME AAND AND EVEN SAID I WAS DUMB AND STUPID! CAUGHT HER GOING THROUGH I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THOSE THINGS! My STUFF AND TOSSING THEM I JUST STOPPED HER CAUSE SHE ONE By ONE IN THE FIREPLACE. WAS BURNING My THINGS.. ESS.. SIR I... I'M TRULY SORRY PRINCESS PLEASE FORGIVE ME.... I WON'T SCOLD YOU EVER AGAIN SHE IS My DAUGHTER AND SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS IN THIS HOUSE! SHE CAN BURN EVERYTHING YOU OWN FOR ALL I CARE!! QUIET YOU!! DON'T LIE TO My FATHER! BUT NEXT TIME, PRINCESS, DON'T CALL DADDy WHEN HE'S ON THE PHONE, ALRIGHT? yES DADDY!! GOOD, I'LL BE GOING NOW I HAVE SOMEPLACE ELSE TO GO. CAN I COME? I'LL B A GOOD GIRL! SORRY, PUMPKIN. I'LL BE GOING WITH YOUR MOM. HEyyyyyyy... My LyING, TATTLING USELESS MAID! SURPRISE PILLOW FIGHT TSS... STEPMOM HMMMNN KyAl POOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT PRINCESSES, OKAy? HIyAH!!!! SO.. YOU DONT LIKE PILLOW FIGHTS, HUH? LET'S NOT USE PILLOWS THEN. STOP?? YOU ORDERING ME TO STOP? HMM..... THIS JUST WON'T DO. STOP. PLEEEASE. I REALLy NEED TO DISCIPLINE YOU. JHMM.. NHMMMM... HMM HMM HMM HMM LA DIDN'T I TELL yOU ALREADy TO NEVER SPEAK OUT OF TURN?! TSCH! HOW MANy TIMES DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF, YOU USELESS MAID!! ER I, EMMA ....THANK yOU FOR THE SHORT TIME YOU SPENT TOGETHER WITH ME.... OUR LITTLE TRIPLETS MIGHT STILL LIVE.. THEY MUST I'M SURE THEy WILL.. IF THIS DOESN'T WORK THEN ..THEN I LL SEE yOU SOON, EMMA. AND DON'T WORRY, I'LL BRING JOJO WITH ME. IT'S FINISHED WE MADE CHEMICAL X. C26H380 C20H2403 H2NCHRCOOH 21H 2 E (C6H1206)(C18H27NO3) F5 NH 0,00 P1,020,000s2060 M240,000Si F13 E20MnE20 SeE20er 09H13 MEMIG SUGAR.... WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT. G o SPICE BUBBLES BLOSSOM O D O o ...AND EVERYTHING NICE THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO BRING My PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS TO LIFE. BUTTERCUP. WHAT A GREAT FATHER yOU ARE... TURNING OUR DEAD CHILDREN TO YOUR OWN EXPERIMENTAL LAB RATS..... YOU NEED TO LET THE GIRLS AND I GO... YOU'RE STILL KEEPING ME SOMEWHERE, UTONIUM.. WHEN WILL YOU EVER ACCEPT OUR DEATH? I WON'T EVER STOP UNTIL HAVE yOU ALL IN My ARMS.. UNTIL YOU'RE ALL WITH ME AGAIN MUCA YOU'VE LOST IT, UTONIUM.... EXPERIMENTING ON OUR OWN CHILDREN? HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? THEN COME WITH US.... WE VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR yOU... YOU CAN HAVE ME AND OUR DAUGHTERS IN YOUR ARMS AGAIN. WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU.. HOOUH?? WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING?! WHy DID I EVER FOLLOW THOSE VOICES IN My HEAD?! CHEMICAL X ISN'T REAL... HIM MUST VE BEEN JUST A FRAGMENT OF My IMAGINATION! TIME TO SEE IF THERE REALLY IS ANOTHER SIDE. ADD THIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY TO My ALREADY OVERFLOWING SINS. WE'LL GO TOGETHER, JOJO MOMMA'S GONNA SEE YOU NOW JOJO r BANG! HU00H?? TIME TO SEE My WIFE... AND BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN NOW AND THUS THE ANGELS WERE BORN The Powerpuff Girls Re-imagined Ch1 [OC]
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