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windy day: cleaning ur PC with compressed ir can using a vaccum Cleaner to clean your pc using a leaf blower to clean your pc taking deep breath and blowing with your mouth to clean your pc Eating beans and farting to blow the dust out Using a Whoopie Cushion to blow the dust out Using a straw to inhale the dust in Ordering 1400 year old folding fan found in japan and using that to blow the dust away Drinking pepsi and burping into your pc Keep track of the weather and go outside during a windy day to blow the dust off Jumping off the empire state building with your pc causing the gushing air resistance to blow the dust off your pc once you reach maximum velocity Traveling back in time to buy slaves and using them to breath and blow the dust off your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the date of the next hurricane so you can take your pc outside and let the hurricane clean your pc Traveling back in time to when trump dropped MOAB in Afghanistan and go into the caves where the bomb will cause all the air to be sucked out of the caves so your pc will be cleaned Taking your pc into a space station and opening the door to the space station causing the difference in pressure and space to suck the air out of the space ship in an insane burst and therefore cleaning your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the meaning of life and learn to build classrooms then traveling back to the present to build an enormous lecture hatl that holds 2000 students then tell them the meaning of life, causing the students to simultaneously gasp in surprise causing air suction in the room and therefore cleaning your pc Going to the future and finding out you cannot go back in time due to a glitch so you are stuck in the future, but you decide to spend your time to find the most efficient way to clean your pc and write it down in the meaning of life diary so your past self can find it when he travels to the future for the meaning of life
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<p>I&rsquo;m gonna fucking kill myself</p>: Cleaning your PC using compressed air Cleaning your PC using a vacuum cleaner Cleaning your PC using a leaf blower Taking a deep breath and then blowing on your PC to clean it Eating beans and farting on the keyboard to clean your PC Using your fart pillow to clean your PC Sucking all the dust through a straw to clean your PC Getting drunk with large amounts of low quality beer and then burping on your keyboard to clean your PC Buying a 14th-century Japanese silk fan to clean your PC Checking the weather forecast to get out on a windy day to clean your PC Jumping from the Empire State Building to clean your PC using air drag Going back in time to buy some slaves and making thenm clean your PC with their breath Traveling to the future to know when the next hurricane will be and then getting back to let the hurricane clean your PC Traveling back in time to when'st Trump dropped the MOAB and staying in that cave waiting for the air sucking to clean your PC Taking your PC to the ISS opening the hatch and letting the pressure difference clean your PC Traveling to the future finding the Meaning of Life and then getting back to the present to give a lecture to more than 2000 college students explaining them the Reason for the Existence to make their absolute astonishment cause them to simultaneously sigh so that you can point your PC to them to clean it in a really effective manner Traveling to future but getting stuck there because of a spacetime glitch and then spending your remaining time to search for an effective way to clean your PC and then writing it in the Meaning of Life Diary so that your past self can discover it when he will travel to find the Meaning of Life Spending two hours of your shitty life translating an old normie meme into English replacing all the images with higher quality ones thoroughly searching on the Internet only to post said meme on /rldankmemes to receive the lovely comments telling you you are a fuckin' normie <p>I&rsquo;m gonna fucking kill myself</p>
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After having to drop out of school due to lack of funds WilliamKamkwamba from Malawi decided to learn as much as he could from books that had been donated to his primary school’s library. One of the books detailed how to build a windmill that generated enough electricity. With much trial and error, some local materials, and an investment of about 16 dollars, William constructed a windmill that could generate enough energy for a few light bulbs and a radio. While a few bulbs might sound insignificant, the difference changed William’s and his family’s life entirely. Instead of using expensive paraffin candles, which produce smoke and irritate the eyes, William and his family now use the energy generated by the wind to light up their house. The engineering youth also hooked up a car battery to his generator to use as a backup in case of a non-windy day.: GET SaOL OFACTSPERT AT AGE 14 IN POVERTY & FAMINE. A MALAWIAN BOY BUILTA WINDMILL TO POWER HIS FAMILY'S HOME After having to drop out of school due to lack of funds WilliamKamkwamba from Malawi decided to learn as much as he could from books that had been donated to his primary school’s library. One of the books detailed how to build a windmill that generated enough electricity. With much trial and error, some local materials, and an investment of about 16 dollars, William constructed a windmill that could generate enough energy for a few light bulbs and a radio. While a few bulbs might sound insignificant, the difference changed William’s and his family’s life entirely. Instead of using expensive paraffin candles, which produce smoke and irritate the eyes, William and his family now use the energy generated by the wind to light up their house. The engineering youth also hooked up a car battery to his generator to use as a backup in case of a non-windy day.

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youcanfindmeincamelot: studythesnow: The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.“Hey!”“Sorry!” She called down. The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards. Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back. oH MY GOD : youcanfindmeincamelot: studythesnow: The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.“Hey!”“Sorry!” She called down. The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards. Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back. oH MY GOD
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