I’VE SEEN A FUCKING TURKEY, I MUCH PREFER PHOTOS OF YOUR MOM BLACKOUT DRUNK ON 3 GLASSES OF WINE DANCING TO BRUNO MARS OR SOMETHING
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🤔🤔🤔 so what you’re really saying is skip the gym and have another glass of wine? Gotcha 👌🏼🍷
More like Princess of Genovia
Uncle Jesse is like a fine wine @kiracohen
I knew it, peasants 💅🏻
Queen of England sounds like she has bit of a drinking problem, eh? (@brettsvergara)
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Yes, it tastes very....white.
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matured like fine wine 🍷
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is it just me or should they trade places lmfaooooo
never forget ☺️
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Also remind me to put the wine bottle down @zero_fucksgirl 😅😅
where's the wine?? sarcasmonly
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Henry brings wine to bed on school nights, be like Henry. Via @natalie_cappellano
(@robdelaney) Rule number 1 of fire rescue, get the fucking wine?
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