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Fucking, Tumblr, and Videos: John Mulaney The Top Part 2009 2010 <p><a href="https://transparentbeardmentality.tumblr.com/post/174003387270/libertarirynn-silvershewolf247" class="tumblr_blog">transparentbeardmentality</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174003023964/silvershewolf247-libertarirynn-we-all-know" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://silvershewolf247.tumblr.com/post/174002659288/libertarirynn-we-all-know-amy-is-a-joke" class="tumblr_blog">silvershewolf247</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174001861070/we-all-know-amy-is-a-joke-stealing-disgrace-of-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We all know Amy is a joke stealing disgrace of a “comedian” but stealing from John Mulaney is truly beyond unforgivable.</p></blockquote> <p>She really butchered the joke too.</p> </blockquote> <p>She butchers literally every joke she steals. Like if you look up “Amy Schumer joke stealing compilation“ on YouTube you’ll get several videos and every time she takes someone’s joke she fucking murders it and not in a good way. I will never forget that time she stole one of Ellen’s early jokes and used it on Ellen’s fucking show years later like she wouldn’t notice 😂</p> </blockquote> <p>Like her or not, that’s not joke stealing. It’s a very common observation that we can be exhausted, and yet wired as fuck. If you’ve been watching lots of comedians you see the commonalities between heaps of them, because they’re relating common human experience. Even YOU have most likely thought a variation of this joke. </p> </blockquote><p>I might be inclined to agree with you if this were the only example.</p><p>Spoiler alert: it’s not.</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0">https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0</a></p>

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Beautiful, Brains, and Goals: IONCLE SAINT LAUREN ONLY THE WEAK GIVE UP Our brains are wired to giving up easily, it’s normal (but not all right). 🤔 Human beings are believed to act upon the “Pleasure Principle”, the instant gratification… Instant gratification is the desire to experience pleasure or fulfillment without delay or deferment. Basically, it’s when you want it; and you want it now. (just in case your wanted to know what it meant.) Yes, so once in a while, wanting to give up is normal. But giving up is not okay.☝️ - ✔️Giving up makes you lose more things than you can imagine. Instant success is a myth, always. Many successful people failed hundreds of times, if they chose to give up instead of working harder to reach their goals, they would never succeed. ✔️Picture in your mind the ultimate result. Keep in your mind the picture of the end result. A visualization of what you want to accomplish will keep you moving forward. I mean, seriously, you don’t want to stop partway through. The feeling of being a quitter isn’t pleasant. You are a winner! ✔️Remember why you started and how much you really wanted it. Think back to the moment that this project, goal, or concept was conceived. Remember the joy and thrill of the adventure ahead? At the beginning, you had a goal in mind; a beautiful picture etched in your mind of the finished task. Beginning was simple; carrying through has become difficult. Going back to the beginning brings into focus the purpose of your endeavor. The memory of anticipation of the job accomplished is stirred up again when you begin to contemplate the reason you began in the first place. Breathe in deep and recall your purpose. - Don’t give up! - givingup success millionairementor

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Animals, Bad, and Bailey Jay: <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/169002539157/calleo-bogleech-raw-fed-pets-faofox" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://calleo.tumblr.com/post/168968744159/bogleech-raw-fed-pets-faofox" class="tumblr_blog">calleo</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/93450647663">bogleech</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raw-fed-pets.tumblr.com/post/90406730386">raw-fed-pets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faofox.tumblr.com/post/90404102112">faofox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raw-fed-pets.tumblr.com/post/90389499204">raw-fed-pets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.</p> </blockquote> <p>200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high <em>plant</em> protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.</p> <p>Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:</p> <p>- Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.</p> <p>-Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.</p> <p>-Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.</p> <p>-Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically <strong>cannot</strong> move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.</p> <p>-Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they <em>should</em> be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.</p> <p>-Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.</p> <p>-Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.</p> <p>-Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.</p> <p>All in all, dogs will <em>survive</em> on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.</p> <p>It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. <strong>Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out. <br/></strong></p> <p><strong>0/10, Not Recommended.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Hard science here for anyone who needs to shut down a “vegan pet owner.” It’s abuse. Feed your animal the substances they evolved to eat or do not own an animal, it’s as simple as that.</p> </blockquote> <p>Vegan dog and cat owners who try to force their pets to be vegan are absolute trash and should be dragged as hard as possible for their dangerously bad beliefs.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6yjzgQMTLlgckIf5tMtRUA">@faofox</a> Don’t ever get a dog. Please. And if you have one, find a new home for it before you wind up killing it.</p></blockquote> <p>It is absolutely moronic to feed your carnivorous pets a vegan diet. Don’t you dare call yourself someone concerned with animal rights if you support starving an animal to death.</p>

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Advice, Animals, and Anime: tumbl FANDOMETRICS Year In Review 2017 <p>We did it. We made it through! 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. 8,760 hours. 2017 is almost over. Let’s celebrate the stuff that made you happy. Here’s a toast to your favorite things on Tumblr. </p><p><b>This is Tumblr’s Year in Review: 2017</b></p><p>We looked over thousands of lines of data, scouring each and every popular tag in each and every popular category. We sorted this data with our very own Fandometrics rating technique, the pleasingly scientific system that measures searches, original posts, reblogs, and likes to rank your enthusiasm and love. </p><p>For the first year ever, we have a community guest post. Meme Documentation (<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdUW9tqdzDClnF0RPnSPZJw">@memedocumentation</a>) <a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167990693459/tumblr2017-meme-documentation">got deep into the nostalgia</a> surrounding 2017&rsquo;s most popular memes.<br/></p><p>Have questions about how this works? Wonder why Guy Fieri is not on any of these lists? <a href="http://fandometricsgetsdeep.tumblr.com/ask">Ask away</a>! We’re going to answer your questions live on <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">our Instagram</a> on Wednesday, December 6 and again Wednesday, December 13. </p><p>Now here’s what you’ve been waiting for. Tumblr’s favorite things in 2017:</p><hr><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168182191859/tumblr2017-ships">Ships</a><br/></b>Remember: If your OTP didn’t make this list, it’s okay. It just means you are directly responsible and should’ve made more posts about them.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017302904/tumblr2017-animated-tv-shows">Animated TV</a><br/></b>The only list where a self-loathing horse and an extremely rich duck can be found in competition with each other.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017275479/tumblr2017-live-action-tv-shows">Live-Action TV</a><br/></b>In the golden age of television, every single one of these is a winner. Some are just winnier than others.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017170154/tumblr2017-movies">Movies</a><br/></b>Moonlight beat La La Land in this list, too, but neither were No. 1.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017030884/tumblr2017-actresses">Actresses</a><br/></b>You like them! You really like them!</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017022079/tumblr2017-actors">Actors</a><br/></b>Once again we find ourselves with a disproportionate amount of men named Chris. No one is complaining. Especially the men named Chris.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016961274/tumblr2017-models">Models</a><br/></b>20 women who have perfected everything from their smizes to their struts.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016950484/tumblr2017-tv-personalities">Television Personalities</a><br/></b>The alternative name was “people who get paid a lot for being themselves on TV,” but that wasn’t very catchy.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016938524/tumblr2017-athletes">Athletes</a><br/></b>For a community based on competition, the sports community on Tumblr is incredibly supportive and kind.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016930354/tumblr2017-wrestling-superstars">Wrestling Superstars</a><br/></b>Hit up this link or we’ll break out our meanest piledriver.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016891349/tumblr2017-web-series">Web Series</a><br/></b>We put all of your favorite stuff from the internet onto one list on the internet.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016882749/tumblr2017-web-celebrities">Web Celebrities</a><br/></b>The definitive list of your favorite YouTubers, Twitchers, and podcasters.  </p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016858804/tumblr2017-solo-artists">Solo Artists</a><br/></b>We’re warning you now: Taylor Swift was knocked down a peg. There’s a new No. 1 in these here parts.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016849714/tumblr017-bands">Bands</a><br/></b>Five of these bands have numbers in their names, ranging from one to 1975.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016839794/tumblr2017-kpop">K-Pop</a><br/></b>Get your light sticks ready!</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016831199/tumblr2017-kpop-band-members">K-Pop Band Members</a><br/></b>Did your ultimate bias make No. 1?</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016811864/tumblr2017-musicals">Musicals</a><br/></b>While we’re talking, let us offer you some free advice: Block less. Reblog more. Let your followers know what musical you’re against or what you’re for.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016772769/tumblr2017-video-games">Video Games</a><br/></b>⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016766149/tumblr2017-books">Books</a><br/></b>You asked, we delivered. Feast your eyes on these words, you incredible bookworms.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016729244/tumblr2017-authors">Authors</a><br/></b>Fun (?) fact: This is the only list in the batch that features a man who died over 400 years ago.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016716589/tumblr2017-anime-and-manga">Anime &amp; Manga</a><br/></b>You’re gonna triple axel when you see what’s No. 1.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016697169/tumblr2017-tumblr-communities">Tumblr Communities</a><br/></b>They aren’t any more or less important than the communities that didn’t make the cut. They’re just the ones that tagged their posts the most.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167993855949/tumblr2017-food-drink">Food &amp; Drink</a><br/></b>This list is zero carbs, and yet it’s full of carbs.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167993814639/tumblr2017-animals">Animals</a><br/></b>Old MacDonald had a blog, T-U-M-B-L-R.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167992680304/tumblr2017-dog-breeds">Dog Breeds</a><br/></b>Some puppers, a few pupperinos, a couple of fluffers, and, of course, a h*ckin’ boofer. boop this list, fren</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167992600634/tumblr2017-memes">Memes</a><br/></b>Tired: Tagging your friend in a meme.<br/>Wired: Tagging your friend in the replies to the Memes post.</p>

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Clark Kent, Memes, and Prince: CLARK KENT REPORTER, DAILY PLANET BRUCE WAYNE GEO WAYNE ENTERPRISES @WONDERVAUGHN DIANA PRINCE ANTIQUITIES DEALER, THE LOUVRE THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is able to keep track of ongoing events where he might be of help. Largely working on his own, he sees his job as a Reporter as an extension of his super human responsibilities, bringing truth to the forefront and fighting for the little man. * BRUCE WAYNE (@benaffleck) Bruce Wayne is a wealthy businessman who runs Wayne Enterprises, a major private technology firm located in Gotham. Wired Magazine has estimated Bruce to be the 6th-richest person in the world with his $97 million dollar fortune. However, he is also known for his charitable contributions through Wayne Foundation. * DIANA PRINCE (@gal_gadot) As an Antiquities Dealer, Diana Prince specializes in the acquisition and sales distribution of ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian artifacts estimated around 5000 years old. She is so skillful at her job that she is able to distinguish between forgeries and the real thing just by looking at it. Although her work takes her around the world, she is primarily based in Europe. *** superhero injustice dceu dc dccomics dcrebirth dcentertainment dcnation dcextendeduniverse girlpower women femaleempowerment manofsteel thedarkknight

THE DAILY GRIND: Secret Identities * CLARK KENT (@henrycavill) A Newspaper Reporter for the Daily Planet in Metropolis, Clark Kent is able t...

Being Alone, Bad, and Funny: @adamantpangoro can cheese go bad? im eatin this cheese and its tastes funny but im also hungry 9:42 PM 28 Jan 2017 II D 0:42/8:08 Gordon Ramsay Answers Cooking Questions From Twitter | WIRED WIRED Subscribe 17,824 views II I 0:47/8:08 Gordon Ramsay Answers Cooking Questions From Twitter | WIRED WIRED Subscribe 764,749 17,824 views <p><a href="http://catchaglimpseofalleble.tumblr.com/post/160882183184/libertarirynn-kidlazer-please-leave-gordon" class="tumblr_blog">catchaglimpseofalleble</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160881273679/kidlazer-please-leave-gordon-alone-really" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kidlazer.tumblr.com/post/160880305139/please-leave-gordon-alone" class="tumblr_blog">kidlazer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>please leave gordon alone</p></blockquote> <p>Really though cheese is basically just cultivated mold. It’s hard for it to go bad though I won’t say impossible.</p></blockquote> <p>That’s a joke. Right?</p></blockquote> <p>No? Hard cheeses will keep for months and months. You just need to cut extra mold off of them. Cheese like Gorgonzola/bleu cheese is almost entirely mold. I know I&rsquo;ve eaten quite old bleu cheese with no issue. Soft cheeses like cottage or cream cheese are different story since they have a high moisture content. But even they take a while before they get bad. At least a few weeks. If you see mold it&rsquo;s probably best to toss them. Semi-soft cheeses like Gouda last awhile but not quite as long as hard ones.</p>

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America, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: ACLU The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States Seattle International Portland d'A Great Falls Grand Forks luth Salem Bismarck Sault Ste. Marie oBillings Marqutte Manchester Portland Medford Minneapoliso Green Bay*Traverse City Rochester, . Syracuse Bosto Boise Rapid City Buffala Hartford Sioux Falls Detroit ToledoCleveland Allentown Bridgeport edding Mlwaukee Rapids ChicagoToledokon . Akron New York Des Moines Salt e City Piladelphia San FranciscoStockton y Washington San Jose Denver Kansas Salinas le Richmond Virginia Beach Wichita oSpringfield gh. Creenville NashvilleCharlotteoFayetteville e Los Albuquerque Oklahoma City Mem Wilmington Long Beach Riverside Phoenix Little Rock Columbia San Diego Lubbock Las Savannahe Charleston Jack Sierra V Pecos Fort WorthoDallas Shreveport ille stin Lafayette New Orleans Or TampaPalm Bay Rio San. Antonio Victoria St. Petersburg West Palm Beach Corpus Christ Fort Lauderdale Miami Cape Coral Fairbanks McAllen Brawnsville The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States uneau Honolulu Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders, according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau. <p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p> <p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p> <p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p> <p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p> <p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p> <p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p> <p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p> <p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p> <p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p> <p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p> <p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p> <p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p> <p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p> <p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p> <p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p> <p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p> <p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p> <p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p> <p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck</p> <p>Please tell me this is not real</p> </blockquote> <p>WTF America?</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p> </blockquote>

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Dating, Fire, and Funny: break or makeup Bom thank you for the block. Iasked you to block him because he might be upset with me. Met him on your dating site last few months and he is a very cool and nice guy, he knows how to treat a woman but he is wired. This guy eats my pubic hair, including the one in my armpit.the first day we made out, he was with clipper, first he said he wanted to shave me, was not very cool with it but I felt it was romantic, so allowed him. He just used the clipper to shave small and put it in a tissue paper as I watched him chew it as he made love to me. It was not funny that night cause l was scared. avoided him for some days but he was just too nice to me,so l went back, but he promised not to shave me this time but to chew directly from the source. The love making he was using his teeth to drag my pubic hair and it was so very painful, l was shouting, so I pushed him off and he begged and begged so I asked him to use razor instead of clipper, so he just uses razor to to cut small and be chewing as he makes love to me. got use to it, but when he finishedthe hair in my private part, he moved to my armpit, that was how Isaid never, that he should better be cutting my wevon since he likes eating hair, but he picked offense claiming l insulted him. He begged and begged but refused So he gave me one cream to apply in my private part to make the hairs grow within few days, that was how we concluded. What made me send this story to Bom was fear, because he always call me to ask if the hair has grown, if l say no, he will just end the call, all he is concerned about is hair. Bom are you sure he is not a ritualist? don't want to get him upset that was why lasked you block him, but apart from this hair chewing the guy is very ok. Please l need advise, should I run for my life or is it just a habit. Like he chews the hair and swallow with moaning sound, like chewing the hair and fingering me or pressing my boobs. You will see the fire in his eyes as he chews my pubic hair View all 2275 comments peju petite Modaran hirah m Chai What did I just read? 😷 (Via- @break_or_makeup h-t @hirah_m ) 🔸Follow us on 📸 Instagram: @KraksTV | @KraksHQ | @KraksNews 🔁 Twitter: @KraksTV 👻 Snapchat: @KraksTV 🌀Facebook: KraksTV | KraksHQ 🔴 YouTube: KraksHQ

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