In "Hit And Run" (2012), Annie and Charlie have a conversation about the car. Charlie says, "I just wanted a car that was fast as hell, c...
Thaddaeus “Whatchu Kno Bout Deez Streetz?” Ryan; 8 y/o, a former stray that used to run the streets until he mysteriously awoke one morni...
Welp, excuse me as I go into witness protection!
Literally the witness protection program
When you join the witness protection program
When 69 joins the witness protection program
If 69 joins the witness protection program
Witness Protection Program
I need witness protection
Hey Blondie, you in witness protection or something?
Those are the facts
You are still using your birth name? That is kinda cringe ngl
69 IQ on the regular.
Found something that looked VERY familiar in one of my school journals.
People in witness protection, is this true? 🤔🤔
Am I crazy or does this look like an older, tired felix?
He'll have to change his name and identity. Good thing there's no distinguishing marks that'll reveal who he really is.
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Mobster: murders my whole family. Infographics show: LOL EPIC FAIL 🔥 😜
I must now enter witness protection
Sea lion jail
This guy looks familiar...
Oh no a non spookums meme
Natural selection hard at work.
6ix9ine in disguise?
Should turn out fine