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Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂

Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair....

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Cats, Church, and Dr. Seuss: smi Today 6:33 PM Like I said, mine usually wind up in poetry. I think this was an outlier for us both tbh Tell u what a write you a poem to help drown out the murderwedding Shakespearean sonnet, limerick, or Dr Seuss style? And then I'd need a topic hmm dr seuss styles seems different i actually don't mind the murder wedding topic Sooo a Dr. Seuss poem about a Because if so, comin' right up Today 719 PM yup. key to my heart right there The church bells ka-klangered with rupturous sound as everyone gathered and crowded The Whofolk of Whoville all smiled with to witness the wedding of woman and boy. We're gathered today, the Lorax Up here on the hill with my favorite tree These two will trade vows, together and then let the murderous bloodshed The man did step forward and proffered and stared in her eyes and was lost for a while. But soon did the moment return him with haste as he reached for pages he'd tucked in his waist My Sally, my love, words cannot the love that I feel in my heart and my brain. The feelings come in in a wondrous flood so I have to have have you to kill in cold I promise you this, my dear Sam I Am, I'd poison your breakfast of green eggs and ham. I meant what I said and I said what I I promise I'll kill you, one hundred The crowd did applaud and gushed out their 'awwws and then did soon fall. and then did soon fall a quite tangible pause The Lorax stepped forward, his face in And now let the murdering bloodfest Horton stomped guests into glittering refusing to listen to screams of a Who He tossed a man up, straight up in the airl And down he did crash through a woody old chair Thing One and Thing Two both did pull and squeezed on the triggers.. oh what such good fun They gunned down the Lorax with rat-a- tat-tat but then came their boss the nefarious Cat He waitzed up to One and did toss his hat free and said "give your gun, you should give it to me!" "I can't give it, Cat.. 'd be a sitting duck!" But the Cat didin't give one flippity-flap- flying fuck. He pushed on a button and watched his machine a horrific titan that loomed over scene Its arms and its gloves all did spin all knocking off heads quite scary no doubt! But then Sam I Am gave and leaped through the air- wow, did a furious roar, He tossed a He tossed a grenade right into Cat's seat and Booml all that lay were two smoking cat feet. All 'cross the field, corpses bled rainbow hues, which pooled up and squished with each step into shoes The bride and the groom were t two to stand and there they embraced, both with blades in their hand he last A flash and a crack, and then both coughed in sync and down to their knees both in unison slinked. As darkness closed in, with stopping of they shared one more kiss... "ill death do us part Today 8:15 PM that was the best thing i've ever read we can get married now i'm ready Time to run these poems straight into the ground 😎
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Bad, Chill, and Drunk: this is my good boy HendriX. eDiSmahlove Pic: reddit u/bigfatpup rs Shout to the cheeto man I had him all wrong. I really did. He is in fact a brilliant leader, lemme splain u why. The average starting teach salary in this country is $36,141. For that amount per year she gotta come into work at a hella absurdly early hour like 5:50 am for no reason other than schools are still tied to the antiquated agrarian system where people awoke at sun up to take they kids to school and tend the crops. She gotta deal with all type of coffee breath from fellow coworkers. She gotta deal with Todd the kindygarten teacher with the terrible bicep tattoo and outdated nerd glasses like not the new joints that’s sleek but like the Randy Jackson joints who hit on every, single female teacher. She gotta deal with bad a$$ misbehaving kids. Angry helicopter parents. By the time Friday come around she so exhausted, so beat, so withered that the only thing she got energy for is to crawl home, pop that bottle of wine, pack that bowl, and text smash like “long week zaddy come beat the brakes off this lil Nani lol wyd tho don’t say Work nobody works on Friday 😤”. Ok Kristine, Mandy and Samantha chill Imma get to all of u sequentially in order LOL JUST KIDDING CHILL PEOPLE DAMN. Anyway in addition to all this stress and heartache for $36k-year the cheeto wanna give these poor young tings firearms and bulletproof vests to confront deranged murderers when they go on shooting rampages at schools. Now lemme get this straight. Video footage shows that the trained, armed cop that came to the school in Boca Raton was too scared to enter the school because this kid was firing extended clips off a AR-15. But Mandy, on her fourth cup of coffee because she still low key wine drunk on a Thursday morning bc she polished a bottle off the night before bc she couldn’t wait till Friday ... MANDY ... all 5 foot 1 of her ... is expected to strap a gun to her leg and do the work a trained cop won’t do and engage a killer brandishing an army rifle. Cheeto, I had u underestimated my dude! U are indeed a wondrous repository of good ideas and good leadership - I had u wrong! My deepest apologies. Nothing but respect for my president 🇺🇸😂😂😂
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80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit @DrSmashlove Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂

Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy b...

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Anaconda, Beer, and Bless Up: This is Ralph. It's his first time out in public. 11/10 good boy Reddit u/aaronr93 @DrSmashlove A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Brothers coffee, 2 lb. bag, $17.99. This isht right HERE, bruv? This is one of them joints that pay for the membership itself. Do me a favor and go to whole food. A 12 ounce bag run u $12.99. Here go THIRTY TWO OUNCES for $17.99. I feel like I won the lotto every time I buy this. U will need a grinder but that’s light work - TREAT YOSELF. (2) Ito En sencha and matcha tea bags. You get 100 wrapped tea bags. Brew the sencha and then add milk and honey and then empty the matcha from the bag on top. BLAM. U a barista now. Have a lil lady over like “aye baby u want a fresh ground Two Brothers latte - it’s a local beer brewery that happens to make killer coffee - or do u want a green tea latte made with the realeast authentic green tea from Japan?” She gon look at u and a single tear will form in her eye. He ex used to drag her a$$ to Starbucks, order a $5 drink, and then pat his own body down like he the police and make HER pay for HIS coffee talmbout “I forgot my wallet baby I’ll get you next.” Now YOU hand-crafting her morning beverage from scratch. You upgrading HER off of that COSTCO flex. JEW HEARD!! 🤫😍😂 (3) MyMo mochi balls (18 pcs). One tray has six - perfect for Netflix and chill at the end of a long week. “But smash, that’s only three mochis per person(?) My girl like to eat.” BIH. I SHARE MY COFFEE + TEA. NOT MY MOCHI. I NETFLIX AND CHILL MYSELF AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT. SHE GOTTA GET HER OWN “oush cream” *michelle tanner from full house voice* FAWKUMEAN 😂. (4) Siggi’s yogurt. Siggi’s is made the Iceland way. Like the Cheeto said, “why can’t we get more immigrants from countries like Norway?” BECAUSE U BRAINDEAD MORON THEY DONT WANNA COME TO THIS SH!THOLE COUNTRY THAT ELECTED YOU 😂. This is natural skyr yogurt that taste sweet + wondrous like the Nani of a comely, tall blond Icelandic woman wearing only fur boots, whispering sweet nothings in your ear that vaguely sound German but mostly like gibberish. Now u too can COSTCO flex. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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Bless Up, Guacamole, and Life: New pupper meets old soul. Pic: reddit u/Scotty367 @DrSmashlove On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Mature. Sophisticated. Appetizer looking like a still life painting. Put out some red wine, bam. Now u a grown and sexy hostess. U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now. U made it. U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous. However there is one, small problem. Just one. U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV, YUCK LMAO. Let me upgrade u. U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE. Do not over complicate this. Do not get creative. Do not ruin a perfect thing. Hummus...and guac. In two separate bowls. In between? Them thin crispy salty tortilla chips and if u really can’t fight the urge to be fancy, some veggies to dip. That’s it. “Wow the Camembert in that cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter was absolutely delectable” - no human being, ever. “OMG I COULD BATHE IN GUAC. AND HUMMUS. LIKE LITERALLY BATHE ME IN A VAT OF GUAC AND HUMMUS AND RUB IT ON MY CHEST AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH IT LOL DAMN IT’S GONE.....OMG AMANDA BROUGHT OUT MORE SORRY BRB ☺️.” - everyone. Guac and hummus. U could be the worst cook ever - don’t een matter - all the guests already gon be full off of guac. And hummus 🤗. Aight? I just upgraded u. When u host the best holiday party ever next week and nobody can een explain why and they just speechless like “AMANDA OMG THIS PARTY WAS AMAZING U R MARTHA STEWART LOL” just do me one favor. Just one. Say “smashy taught me” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Ma...

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Bless Up, Bruh, and Crazy: meet Waffles. Pic: Reddit u/invadergrimm @DrSmashlove Shout to all u thick ladies who DMed me saying you loved my last caption for supporting big girls 😍. Y’all sweet. Y’all amazing. I love y’all. But most importantly......YALL AIN’T OVERSIZED BRUH THAT CAPTION WASN’T ABOUT YOU, STOP IT 😂. U women don’t get to be “big” just because y’all got a big chest and backside - y’all thicky thicc! That’s another type! Y’all don’t take no damn space on airplanes shut the hell up bruv y’all wilding 😂. Body positive my a$$ y’all smol lmao. That caption was about BIG GIRLS - LET THEM HAVE THEY LIL MOMENT DAMMIT. It is however adorable asf that y’all identify and have solidarity with big girls - it’s high key inspiring - rather than look down on big women, u lock arms in sisterhood of thickness. Like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants except this is Sisterhood of the Wondrous Thunderous Thighs 😍😂. Go head with y’all lovey dovey supportive a$$es bruv we are one human race. That’s the only race I know. People always wanna talk about how women are catty and crazy ... somewhat accurate ... matter fact I gotta make a few calls to figure out which of my sisters hate each other on this particular day (cattiness and pettiness take no holidays lol) so I keep them separate at Thanksgiving but I digress 🤗😂 ... examples of women being SUPPORTIVE and AMAZING abound, including this one. Big up yaselves women today y’all are the real MVPs - BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂
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Gif, Life, and Tumblr: FANDOMETRICS EB STUFE WEB STU EB TUI EB V L <h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending August 7th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318QUqD">Jacksepticeye</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338QUq1">The Adventure Zone</a> <i>+4</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348QUqG">Camp Camp</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358QUqH"><b>Nick Robinson</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368QUqy">Daniel Howell</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378QUqJ">AmazingPhil</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388QUqK">Markiplier</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398QUqz">RWBY</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308QUqM">Homestuck</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318QUq3">Game Grumps</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328QUqO">Critical Role</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338QUqP">Thomas Sanders</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348QUqu">The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368QUqr">Achievement Hunter</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378QUqT">Eddsworld</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388QUqp"><b>Check, Please!</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398QUqV"><b>CrankGameplays</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308QUqn">The Dolan Twins</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328QUqk">My Brother, My Brother and Me</a> <i><i>−6</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338QUqZ">Cow Chop</a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="justchasingghosts:iNa9JQIzJzejBIeeo7JJOg:ZbiYVh2LnBPHR"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f50d7e5e57b07f458717359d4a74b9a/tumblr_oq5xec7I9k1vpkt5mo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
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Gif, Life, and Monster: FANDOMETRICS EB STUFE WEB STU EB TUI EB V L <h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 31st, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388tv3q">Jacksepticeye</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308tv3s">Markiplier</a> <i>+6</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318tv3t">Daniel Howell</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338tv3v">Camp Camp</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348tv3a">AmazingPhil</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358tv3x">The Adventure Zone</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368tv3I">RWBY</a> <i><i>−4</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378tv3L">Game Grumps</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388tv30">Homestuck</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398tv3F">Critical Role</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308tv32">Thomas Sanders</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318tv3N">The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328tv34"><b>My Brother, My Brother and Me</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338tv3f">Eddsworld</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348tv3A">Achievement Hunter</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358tv37"><b>Monster Factory</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368tv3C">The Dolan Twins</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378tv3h">Anthony Padilla</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388tvO6"><b>Matt Bellassai</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398tvOB"><b>Cow Chop</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="249" data-orig-width="442" data-tumblr-attribution="jonbutter:Gq82f3dRHhfMbiUYAPhu0Q:Z07VGv2IpJhBT"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e8e7ffe1e58a8fb75f197a02f00bac62/tumblr_olunceYEsC1rwsd7jo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="249" data-orig-width="442"/></figure>
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Gif, Life, and Tumblr: FANDOMETRICS EB STUFE WEB STU EB TUI EB V L <h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 24th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308siWn">Jacksepticeye</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328siWk">Camp Camp</a> <i>+3</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338siWZ">RWBY</a> <i>+4</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348siWw">The Adventure Zone</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358siWb">Daniel Howell</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368siWj">AmazingPhil</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378siWd">Game Grumps</a> <i>+7</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388siWe">Markiplier</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398siW5">The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo</a> <i>+3</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308siWg">Homestuck</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318siW9">Critical Role</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328siWi">Thomas Sanders</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338siWc">17776</a> <i><i>−12</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348siWY">Eddsworld</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358siWl">Achievement Hunter</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368siWm"><b>Filthy Frank</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378siWW">CrankGameplays</a> <i>+3</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388siWo">The Dolan Twins</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398siWU">Anthony Padilla</a> <i><i>−4</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308siWq"><b>Carmilla</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="jtangc:zGf8SZEML-0QqnVTdjlSfw:Z-FYyk21m0q1U"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/68f07fd18420725888a0a94f1b8e93c3/tumblr_o2k5ueldB41ursewko1_500.gif" data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="268"/></figure>
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Boxing, Energy, and Memes: @WONDERVAUGH @vVONI AUGHN!.. R, / KEEPERS OF THE BOX! * A MOTHER BOX is a sentient, miniaturized, portable supercomputer that usually communicates with a repetitive "ping!". It shares a mystical rapport with nature and is capable of wondrous powers and vast abilities that includes teleportation through time and space (via Boom Tubes), sensing danger, creating force fields, rearranging molecular structure, energy manipulation, healing the injured, and taking control over non-sentient machines. * Three Mother Boxes were left on Earth in possession of Amazonians, Humans and Atlanteans and will be hunted down by General Steppenwolf. * @gal_gadot The AMAZONIAN's Mother Box is blood red in color, intricately decorated in lettering and designs that hint at their metal armor and classical style still to come. * rayfisher The HUMAN's Mother Box is bronze in design, echoing the early culture of man at the time of them wearing animal skins and using crude weapons. * @prideofgypsies The ATLANTEAN's Mother Box is ornately styled with crustaceans and coloring of their deep sea kingdom – similar to their armor and weaponry. *** mywonderwoman girlpower women femaleempowerment MulherMaravilha MujerMaravilla galgadot unitetheleague princessdiana dianaprince amazons amazonwarrior manofsteel thedarkknight jasonmomoa arthurcurry victorstone motherbox darkseid steppenwolf

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Gif, Life, and Target: FANDOMETRICS EB STUFE WEB STU EB TUI EB V L <h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 17th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358S3Ut">17776</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388S3Ua">The Adventure Zone</a> <i>+5</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398S3Ux">Jacksepticeye</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308S3UI">Daniel Howell</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318S3UL">Camp Camp</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328S3U0">AmazingPhil</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338S3UF">RWBY</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348S3U2">Critical Role</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358S3UN">Homestuck</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368S3U4">Markiplier</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378S3Uf">Thomas Sanders</a> <i>+5</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388S3UA%20gay%20and+wondrous+life+of+caleb+gallo"><b>The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398S3U7">Eddsworld</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308S3UC">Game Grumps</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318S3Uh">Anthony Padilla</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328S3q6"><b>LeafyIsHere</b></a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338S3qB">Achievement Hunter</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348S3q8">The Dolan Twins</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358S3qD">Cow Chop</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368S3qE">CrankGameplays</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="rosegoldgay:8pNi5RjzIaNn8Au9vQAPpQ:ZSyy3f2Nmjp7w"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f58cefe67bbd632398ef101da635e1f7/tumblr_ot1s48adx01w17axjo6_500.gif" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
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