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Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark: minority-cubed: princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. oh my god these are great fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates I can feel the frustration

Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark:

minority-cubed:

princemetalthunder:

skrill-cosby:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates

I can feel the frustration

Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark:

minority-cubed:

princemetalthunder:

skrill-cosby:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates

I can feel the frustration

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Assassination, Definitely, and England: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES. 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED. 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG. 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR PURPLE 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR. " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR. " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK. 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES. 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO DEATH 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR. 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE CRASHES. 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35- SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP." 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI) 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE. 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT HANDED PEOPLE DO *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH THEY START 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT l KNOW SO MUCH NOW lolmeme.th Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

Assassination, Definitely, and England: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T
NEED TO KNOW
"1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED
2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE
3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR
* 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING
5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES.
6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED.
8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT
BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG.
9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20
10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR
PURPLE
11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT
12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY
13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS
TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS
14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR.
" 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN
16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR.
" 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10
18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER
" 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT
THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE
20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS
21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS
22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD
24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.
25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR
TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE
26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES.
27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL
28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT
29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO
DEATH
30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR.
31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY
ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS
SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE
32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR
PANTS
33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE
CRASHES.
34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35-
SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP."
36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI)
37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE.
38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN
39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT
HANDED PEOPLE DO
*40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES
EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
*41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH
THEY START
42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON
ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD
43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT
TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT
44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS
45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM
EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS
46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST
47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF
1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES
48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
* 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD
AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT
50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT
l KNOW SO
MUCH NOW
lolmeme.th
Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

Assassination, Definitely, and England: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T
NEED TO KNOW
"1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED
2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE
3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR
* 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING
5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES.
6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED.
8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT
BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG.
9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20
10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR
PURPLE
11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT
12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY
13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS
TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS
14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR.
" 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN
16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR.
" 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10
18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER
" 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT
THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE
20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS
21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS
22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD
24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.
25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR
TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE
26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES.
27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL
28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT
29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO
DEATH
30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR.
31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY
ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS
SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE
32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR
PANTS
33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE
CRASHES.
34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35-
SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP."
36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI)
37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE.
38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN
39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT
HANDED PEOPLE DO
*40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES
EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
*41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH
THEY START
42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON
ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD
43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT
TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT
44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS
45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM
EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS
46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST
47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF
1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES
48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
* 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD
AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT
50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT
l KNOW SO
MUCH NOW
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Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

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Dank, God, and Memes: dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch pixar ceo: remember guys, we work as a team. there is no "T in pixar employee: yes there is pixar ceo: no there isn't employee: *writes the word Pixar on a piece of paper and hands it to the ceo* pixar ceo: Oh my god employee: yea- pixar ceo: murder it with a lamp Boing boing boing splat by intcreator MORE MEMES

Dank, God, and Memes: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
pixar ceo: remember guys, we work as
a team. there is no "T in pixar
employee: yes there is
pixar ceo: no there isn't
employee: *writes the word Pixar on a
piece of paper and hands it to the
ceo*
pixar ceo: Oh my god
employee: yea-
pixar ceo: murder it with a lamp
Boing boing boing splat by intcreator
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Dank, God, and Memes: dustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
pixar ceo: remember guys, we work as
a team. there is no "T in pixar
employee: yes there is
pixar ceo: no there isn't
employee: *writes the word Pixar on a
piece of paper and hands it to the
ceo*
pixar ceo: Oh my god
employee: yea-
pixar ceo: murder it with a lamp
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Iphone, Roast, and Twitter: James Charles @jamescharles it makes me so mad that British people say the c word in like EVERY sentence like ugh that word is actually awful please stop 05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone 148 Retweets 902 Likes maggie @gwilyms 15h Replying to @jamescharles what? consent? Epic roast

Iphone, Roast, and Twitter: James Charles
@jamescharles
it makes me so mad that British
people say the c word in like EVERY
sentence like ugh that word is actually
awful please stop
05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone
148 Retweets 902 Likes
maggie @gwilyms 15h
Replying to @jamescharles
what? consent?
Epic roast

Iphone, Roast, and Twitter: James Charles
@jamescharles
it makes me so mad that British
people say the c word in like EVERY
sentence like ugh that word is actually
awful please stop
05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone
148 Retweets 902 Likes
maggie @gwilyms 15h
Replying to @jamescharles
what? consent?
Epic roast

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Ass, Food, and Google: No English word has double "oo" except Good prove me wrong? dhruviswanathan You're a FOOL to think this is COOL. Grab a STOOL and get your ass to SCHOOL. Don't forget to tell your mom to COOK some FOOD, but don't eat too much or you might have to POOP If you still have doubts, go to GOOGLE and learn your grammar you uneducated RACCOON 45,463 likes srsfunny:Damn…nailed it

Ass, Food, and Google: No English word
has double "oo"
except Good
prove me wrong?
dhruviswanathan You're a FOOL to think
this is COOL. Grab a STOOL and get
your ass to SCHOOL. Don't forget to tell
your mom to COOK some FOOD, but
don't eat too much or you might have
to POOP If you still have doubts, go to
GOOGLE and learn your grammar you
uneducated RACCOON
45,463 likes
srsfunny:Damn…nailed it

Ass, Food, and Google: No English word
has double "oo"
except Good
prove me wrong?
dhruviswanathan You're a FOOL to think
this is COOL. Grab a STOOL and get
your ass to SCHOOL. Don't forget to tell
your mom to COOK some FOOD, but
don't eat too much or you might have
to POOP If you still have doubts, go to
GOOGLE and learn your grammar you
uneducated RACCOON
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Love, Time, and Word: How WE BEGA N It was how we began. Your mouth against mine, your fingers tracing along the back of my neck. You asked me to imagine what it must have been like, for the first two people who fell in love; before the word love was conceived You said it felt like that for you. Like we existed in before love-as though we were waiting for the word to catch up to the feeling. a time --L ANG LEAV

Love, Time, and Word: How WE BEGA N
It was how we began. Your mouth against mine, your
fingers tracing along the back of my neck.
You asked me to imagine what it must have been like, for
the first two people who fell in love; before the word love
was conceived
You said it felt like that for you. Like we existed in
before love-as though we were waiting for the word to
catch up to the feeling.
a time
--L ANG LEAV

Love, Time, and Word: How WE BEGA N
It was how we began. Your mouth against mine, your
fingers tracing along the back of my neck.
You asked me to imagine what it must have been like, for
the first two people who fell in love; before the word love
was conceived
You said it felt like that for you. Like we existed in
before love-as though we were waiting for the word to
catch up to the feeling.
a time
--L ANG LEAV

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Word, Mine, and One: Me:"describe me in one word" He:"mine."

Word, Mine, and One: Me:"describe me in one word"
He:"mine."

Word, Mine, and One: Me:"describe me in one word"
He:"mine."

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A Dream, Love, and True: A kiss is just a kiss until you find the one you love, A hug is just a hug until you find the one you're always thinking of. A dream is just a dream until it comes true, Love was just a word until the day I met you. https://iglovequotes.net/

A Dream, Love, and True: A kiss is just a kiss until you
find the one you love,
A hug is just a hug until
you find the one you're
always thinking of.
A dream is just a dream
until it comes true,
Love was just a word until
the day I met you.
https://iglovequotes.net/

A Dream, Love, and True: A kiss is just a kiss until you
find the one you love,
A hug is just a hug until
you find the one you're
always thinking of.
A dream is just a dream
until it comes true,
Love was just a word until
the day I met you.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: James Charles @jamescharles it makes me so mad that British people say the c word in like EVERY sentence like ugh that word is actually awful please stop 05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone 148 Retweets 902 Likes maggie @gwilyms 15h Replying to @jamescharles what? consent? 25 t88 1,115 I’m a celebrity, I can do whatever I want by DeathlyFatal MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: James Charles
@jamescharles
it makes me so mad that British
people say the c word in like EVERY
sentence like ugh that word is actually
awful please stop
05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone
148 Retweets 902 Likes
maggie @gwilyms 15h
Replying to @jamescharles
what? consent?
25 t88 1,115
I’m a celebrity, I can do whatever I want by DeathlyFatal
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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: James Charles
@jamescharles
it makes me so mad that British
people say the c word in like EVERY
sentence like ugh that word is actually
awful please stop
05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone
148 Retweets 902 Likes
maggie @gwilyms 15h
Replying to @jamescharles
what? consent?
25 t88 1,115
I’m a celebrity, I can do whatever I want by DeathlyFatal
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Iphone, Twitter, and Word: James Charles @jamescharles it makes me so mad that British people say the c word in like EVERY sentence like ugh that word is actually awful please stop 05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone 148 Retweets 902 Likes maggie @gwilyms 15h Replying to @jamescharles what? consent? 25 t88 1,115 I’m a celebrity, I can do whatever I want

Iphone, Twitter, and Word: James Charles
@jamescharles
it makes me so mad that British
people say the c word in like EVERY
sentence like ugh that word is actually
awful please stop
05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone
148 Retweets 902 Likes
maggie @gwilyms 15h
Replying to @jamescharles
what? consent?
25 t88 1,115
I’m a celebrity, I can do whatever I want

Iphone, Twitter, and Word: James Charles
@jamescharles
it makes me so mad that British
people say the c word in like EVERY
sentence like ugh that word is actually
awful please stop
05:21 02/09/2013 Twitter for iPhone
148 Retweets 902 Likes
maggie @gwilyms 15h
Replying to @jamescharles
what? consent?
25 t88 1,115
I’m a celebrity, I can do whatever I want

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Teacher, Math, and Word: When the math teacher uses your name in a word problem

$Teacher, Math, and Word: When the math teacher uses your name in a word problem$

$Teacher, Math, and Word: When the math teacher uses your name in a word problem$

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Cunt, Fuck, and Word: Lewis Spears @LewSpears Fuck off cunt James Charles @jamescharles 2/9/13 it makes me so mad that British people say the c word in like EVERY sentence like ugh that word is actually awful please stop Are we still hating on James Charles

Cunt, Fuck, and Word: Lewis Spears
@LewSpears
Fuck off cunt
James Charles @jamescharles 2/9/13
it makes me so mad that British people say
the c word in like EVERY sentence like ugh
that word is actually awful please stop
Are we still hating on James Charles

Cunt, Fuck, and Word: Lewis Spears
@LewSpears
Fuck off cunt
James Charles @jamescharles 2/9/13
it makes me so mad that British people say
the c word in like EVERY sentence like ugh
that word is actually awful please stop
Are we still hating on James Charles

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Life, Lifestyle, and The Middle: One morning she woke up different. Done with trying to figure out who was with her, against her, or walking down the middle because they didn't have the guts to pick a side. She was done with anything that didn't bring her peace. She realized that opinions were a dime a dozen, validation was for parking, and loyalty wasn't a word but a lifestyle. It was this day that her life changed. And not because of a man or a job but because she realized that life is way too short to leave the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket.

Life, Lifestyle, and The Middle: One morning she woke up different.
Done with trying to figure out who
was with her, against her, or walking
down the middle because they didn't
have the guts to pick a side. She was
done with anything that didn't bring
her peace. She realized that opinions
were a dime a dozen, validation was
for parking, and loyalty wasn't a word
but a lifestyle. It was this day that her
life changed. And not because of a man
or a job but because she realized that
life is way too short to leave the key
to your happiness in someone
else's pocket.

Life, Lifestyle, and The Middle: One morning she woke up different.
Done with trying to figure out who
was with her, against her, or walking
down the middle because they didn't
have the guts to pick a side. She was
done with anything that didn't bring
her peace. She realized that opinions
were a dime a dozen, validation was
for parking, and loyalty wasn't a word
but a lifestyle. It was this day that her
life changed. And not because of a man
or a job but because she realized that
life is way too short to leave the key
to your happiness in someone
else's pocket.

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Heart, Word, and Big: BIG MUSCLES AIN'T A THING WITHOUT A BIG HEART Word.

Heart, Word, and Big: BIG MUSCLES
AIN'T A THING
WITHOUT A BIG
HEART
Word.

Heart, Word, and Big: BIG MUSCLES
AIN'T A THING
WITHOUT A BIG
HEART
Word.

Word.

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Shit, Word, and Been: the fuckening When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down Ah, there it is, the fuckening. Found the word I have been looking for

Shit, Word, and Been: the fuckening
When your day is going too well and you don't
trust it and some shit finally goes down
Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
Found the word I have been looking for

Shit, Word, and Been: the fuckening
When your day is going too well and you don't
trust it and some shit finally goes down
Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
Found the word I have been looking for

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Children, England, and Fucking: tonystark-tm not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny tonystark-tm governor of the colony: hey l'm gonna go back to england to get more supplies 115 colonists: okay governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit governor: gets back to the colony to find evervone gone governer: sees the word "croatoan", the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke tonystark-tm racism is a hell of a drug langernameohnebedeutung governor: I can't believe my colony died roanoke folks: actually these really nice peo- ple took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we're dead? governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices funny.Ce

Children, England, and Fucking: tonystark-tm
not to be a history fucker on main but the
whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke
is so fucking funny
tonystark-tm
governor of the colony: hey l'm gonna go
back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in
england bc of a naval war with spain or some
shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find
evervone gone
governer: sees the word "croatoan", the
name of a native american tribe, carved into
a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children
with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the
colonists of roanoke
tonystark-tm
racism is a hell of a drug
langernameohnebedeutung
governor: I can't believe my colony died
roanoke folks: actually these really nice peo-
ple took us in? we left you a note about that?
so please stop telling everyone we're dead?
governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their
Voices
funny.Ce

Children, England, and Fucking: tonystark-tm
not to be a history fucker on main but the
whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke
is so fucking funny
tonystark-tm
governor of the colony: hey l'm gonna go
back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in
england bc of a naval war with spain or some
shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find
evervone gone
governer: sees the word "croatoan", the
name of a native american tribe, carved into
a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children
with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the
colonists of roanoke
tonystark-tm
racism is a hell of a drug
langernameohnebedeutung
governor: I can't believe my colony died
roanoke folks: actually these really nice peo-
ple took us in? we left you a note about that?
so please stop telling everyone we're dead?
governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their
Voices
funny.Ce

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Being Alone, Boo, and Crush: No one told me how much my heart would hurt when you hurt. They told me I wouldn’t sleep. They warned me about blow outs and tantrums, and made sure I knew to always keep snacks on hand. A few brave souls even cautioned me not to lose myself to motherhood. Still working on that one if I'm being totally honest. They told me you would grow up too fast and that I shouldn’t blink if I could help it. But no one told me my heart would be so completely wrapped up in another person’s wellbeing. They didn’t mention I would physically ache when you struggle. No one told me I’d beg God to take your pain away or that I’d plead with Him to place it on me instead. They didn’t mention long nights with high fevers, or falls from high places. I wasn’t warned about the way your eyes would search for me when you were hurt or scared or defeated; as if my presence alone could heal even the deepest wounds. No one told me about rejection, exclusion or heartbreak, and the way it would both crush and infuriate me to see your feelings trampled. They didn’t tell me that despite my very best efforts, I wouldn’t be able to spare you from pain, or that I would replay scenes over and over in my mind trying to figure out how I could have protected you better. But if they had – if anyone had been bold and honest enough to tell me how vulnerable my heart would become as a mother; how I'd be walking around the rest of my life with pieces of my soul outside my body and completely outside my control – then they should have mentioned the strength of a mother’s heart, too. They should have told me that no matter how hard or how dark or how painful, I would find the strength to be strong for you. They should have mentioned that my love would have the power to mend boo boos and hurt feelings, and that my arms would be the safest place you know. They should have told me that I’d do absolutely anything within my power to keep you from getting hurt, but that when those painful moments inevitably come, I’d be there. With a band-aid, an ice pack, an encouraging smile, a knowing look, a hand to hold, or a hug that quiets the rest of the world if only just for a second. So, no. No one warned me about what would happen to my heart when I became your mom. But I can promise you this: it’s yours, and it will be constant and strong and overflowing with love to get you through everything this life throws your way. And when it’s not as simple as a bumped head or a cruel word on the playground, my heart will sit with you. It will hold you and grieve with you. It will take on as much of your pain as it can, and it will bear the rest by your side. Because that’s what mothers do, my love, and that’s what they should have told me. (via Daylight to Dark)

Being Alone, Boo, and Crush: No one told me how much my heart would hurt when you hurt.

They told me I wouldn’t sleep.

They warned me about blow outs and tantrums, and made sure I knew to always keep snacks on hand.

A few brave souls even cautioned me not to lose myself to motherhood. Still working on that one if I'm being totally honest.

They told me you would grow up too fast and that I shouldn’t blink if I could help it.

But no one told me my heart would be so completely wrapped up in another person’s wellbeing.

They didn’t mention I would physically ache when you struggle.

No one told me I’d beg God to take your pain away or that I’d plead with Him to place it on me instead.

They didn’t mention long nights with high fevers, or falls from high places.

I wasn’t warned about the way your eyes would search for me when you were hurt or scared or defeated; as if my presence alone could heal even the deepest wounds.

No one told me about rejection, exclusion or heartbreak, and the way it would both crush and infuriate me to see your feelings trampled.

They didn’t tell me that despite my very best efforts, I wouldn’t be able to spare you from pain, or that I would replay scenes over and over in my mind trying to figure out how I could have protected you better.

But if they had – if anyone had been bold and honest enough to tell me how vulnerable my heart would become as a mother; how I'd be walking around the rest of my life with pieces of my soul outside my body and completely outside my control – then they should have mentioned the strength of a mother’s heart, too.

They should have told me that no matter how hard or how dark or how painful, I would find the strength to be strong for you.

They should have mentioned that my love would have the power to mend boo boos and hurt feelings, and that my arms would be the safest place you know.

They should have told me that I’d do absolutely anything within my power to keep you from getting hurt, but that when those painful moments inevitably come, I’d be there. With a band-aid, an ice pack, an encouraging smile, a knowing look, a hand to hold, or a hug that quiets the rest of the world if only just for a second.

So, no. No one warned me about what would happen to my heart when I became your mom.

But I can promise you this: it’s yours, and it will be constant and strong and overflowing with love to get you through everything this life throws your way.

And when it’s not as simple as a bumped head or a cruel word on the playground, my heart will sit with you. It will hold you and grieve with you. It will take on as much of your pain as it can, and it will bear the rest by your side.

Because that’s what mothers do, my love, and that’s what they should have told me.

(via Daylight to Dark)

Being Alone, Boo, and Crush: No one told me how much my heart would hurt when you hurt.

They told me I wouldn’t sleep.

They warned me about blow outs and tantrums, and made sure I knew to always keep snacks on hand.

A few brave souls even cautioned me not to lose myself to motherhood. Still working on that one if I'm being totally honest.

They told me you would grow up too fast and that I shouldn’t blink if I could help it.

But no one told me my heart would be so completely wrapped up in another person’s wellbeing.

They didn’t mention I would physically ache when you struggle.

No one told me I’d beg God to take your pain away or that I’d plead with Him to place it on me instead.

They didn’t mention long nights with high fevers, or falls from high places.

I wasn’t warned about the way your eyes would search for me when you were hurt or scared or defeated; as if my presence alone could heal even the deepest wounds.

No one told me about rejection, exclusion or heartbreak, and the way it would both crush and infuriate me to see your feelings trampled.

They didn’t tell me that despite my very best efforts, I wouldn’t be able to spare you from pain, or that I would replay scenes over and over in my mind trying to figure out how I could have protected you better.

But if they had – if anyone had been bold and honest enough to tell me how vulnerable my heart would become as a mother; how I'd be walking around the rest of my life with pieces of my soul outside my body and completely outside my control – then they should have mentioned the strength of a mother’s heart, too.

They should have told me that no matter how hard or how dark or how painful, I would find the strength to be strong for you.

They should have mentioned that my love would have the power to mend boo boos and hurt feelings, and that my arms would be the safest place you know.

They should have told me that I’d do absolutely anything within my power to keep you from getting hurt, but that when those painful moments inevitably come, I’d be there. With a band-aid, an ice pack, an encouraging smile, a knowing look, a hand to hold, or a hug that quiets the rest of the world if only just for a second.

So, no. No one warned me about what would happen to my heart when I became your mom.

But I can promise you this: it’s yours, and it will be constant and strong and overflowing with love to get you through everything this life throws your way.

And when it’s not as simple as a bumped head or a cruel word on the playground, my heart will sit with you. It will hold you and grieve with you. It will take on as much of your pain as it can, and it will bear the rest by your side.

Because that’s what mothers do, my love, and that’s what they should have told me.

(via Daylight to Dark)

No one told me how much my heart would hurt when you hurt. They told me I wouldn’t sleep. They warned me about blow outs and tantrums, an...

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Bad, Okay, and Word: Banned: The server has automatically banned you for saying a bad word. You Said: light theme is better than dark theme Okay s610 Instant ban

Bad, Okay, and Word: Banned:
The server has automatically banned
you for saying a bad word.
You Said: light theme is better
than dark theme
Okay
s610
Instant ban

Bad, Okay, and Word: Banned:
The server has automatically banned
you for saying a bad word.
You Said: light theme is better
than dark theme
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Internet, Tumblr, and Blog: SpecialX 15d Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit- inducing 162 ⑦HiHoJufro 15d Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy! | 172 ferviduspizza: This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

Internet, Tumblr, and Blog: SpecialX 15d
Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-
inducing
162
⑦HiHoJufro 15d
Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!
| 172
ferviduspizza:
This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

Internet, Tumblr, and Blog: SpecialX 15d
Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-
inducing
162
⑦HiHoJufro 15d
Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!
| 172
ferviduspizza:
This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

ferviduspizza: This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

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Silver, Word, and English: burntcopper adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't things english speakers know, but don't know we know windycityteacher WOAH WHAT? ice-light-red That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like "Brown big cat" and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened. #ref 405,908 notes

Silver, Word, and English: burntcopper
adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-
size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you
can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver
whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the
slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every
English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write
it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't
things english speakers know, but don't know
we know
windycityteacher
WOAH WHAT?
ice-light-red
That is profound. I noticed this by accident
when asked about adjectives by a Japanese
student. She translated something from
Japanese like "Brown big cat" and I corrected
her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.
#ref
405,908 notes

Silver, Word, and English: burntcopper
adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-
size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you
can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver
whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the
slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every
English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write
it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't
things english speakers know, but don't know
we know
windycityteacher
WOAH WHAT?
ice-light-red
That is profound. I noticed this by accident
when asked about adjectives by a Japanese
student. She translated something from
Japanese like "Brown big cat" and I corrected
her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.
#ref
405,908 notes

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7/11, Food, and Friends: 7-11 : Sells me and my friends food and drinks My friends : *Litter'* Seriously, our Earth is dying at an alarming rate and we must save it. Spread the word. Go outside and pick up litter. It makes a difference Help out the Earth everyone!!

7/11, Food, and Friends: 7-11 : Sells me and my friends food
and drinks
My friends : *Litter'*
Seriously, our Earth is dying at
an alarming rate and we must save
it. Spread the word. Go outside
and pick up litter. It makes a
difference
Help out the Earth everyone!!

7/11, Food, and Friends: 7-11 : Sells me and my friends food
and drinks
My friends : *Litter'*
Seriously, our Earth is dying at
an alarming rate and we must save
it. Spread the word. Go outside
and pick up litter. It makes a
difference
Help out the Earth everyone!!

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Bruh, Dank, and Memes: genie: what are your 3 wishes?
me: make every word 4 letters long
geni: Wish grarn
meee: make ever word star with "br"
brni: brsh bran
bree: brke brer brrd brd brth "uh"
bruh: bruh bruh
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Bruh, Dank, and Memes: genie: what are your 3 wishes?
me: make every word 4 letters long
geni: Wish grarn
meee: make ever word star with "br"
brni: brsh bran
bree: brke brer brrd brd brth "uh"
bruh: bruh bruh
bruh: bruh bruh bruh
bruh: bruh bruh
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Club, Tumblr, and Blog: PSYCHO THE RAPIS Co Psychotherapist isonewerd,damnit! One word. laughoutloud-club: Plants need water

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THE
RAPIS
Co
Psychotherapist
isonewerd,damnit!
One word.
laughoutloud-club:

Plants need water

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: PSYCHO
THE
RAPIS
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Psychotherapist
isonewerd,damnit!
One word.
laughoutloud-club:

Plants need water

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Apparently, Tumblr, and Shark: SamClark @SamClark 23 Someone asked my professor the difference between "affect" and effect" and he said, "Honestly I have no clue.I have a PhD and wrote m entire dissertation without using either word. Just try and avoid it at all costs" omglolbutts: studentlifeproblems: What’s the difference? I KNOW THIS ONE. THIS IS MY MOMENT. Educational time, kids: Effect is a noun, Affect is a verb. Apparently there’s some deviation from this, but this is the general rule. You can always think of the phrase “Cause and effect”, seeing as they’re both nouns, or you can use this handy-dandy set of phrases: “She had a strange and magical Effect on them, as all vampires holding a three-foot-spear do.” vs. “How was I supposed to know he was affected so strongly by being eaten by a shark??”

Apparently, Tumblr, and Shark: SamClark
@SamClark 23
Someone asked my professor the
difference between "affect" and
effect" and he said, "Honestly I have
no clue.I have a PhD and wrote m
entire dissertation without using
either word. Just try and avoid it at all
costs"
omglolbutts:
studentlifeproblems:
What’s the difference?
I KNOW THIS ONE. THIS IS MY MOMENT.

Educational time, kids: Effect is a noun, Affect is a verb. Apparently there’s some deviation from this, but this is the general rule. You can always think of the phrase “Cause and effect”, seeing as they’re both nouns, or you can use this handy-dandy set of phrases:

“She had a strange and magical Effect on them, as all vampires holding a three-foot-spear do.”
vs.
“How was I supposed to know he was affected so strongly by being eaten by a shark??”

Apparently, Tumblr, and Shark: SamClark
@SamClark 23
Someone asked my professor the
difference between "affect" and
effect" and he said, "Honestly I have
no clue.I have a PhD and wrote m
entire dissertation without using
either word. Just try and avoid it at all
costs"
omglolbutts:
studentlifeproblems:
What’s the difference?
I KNOW THIS ONE. THIS IS MY MOMENT.

Educational time, kids: Effect is a noun, Affect is a verb. Apparently there’s some deviation from this, but this is the general rule. You can always think of the phrase “Cause and effect”, seeing as they’re both nouns, or you can use this handy-dandy set of phrases:

“She had a strange and magical Effect on them, as all vampires holding a three-foot-spear do.”
vs.
“How was I supposed to know he was affected so strongly by being eaten by a shark??”

omglolbutts: studentlifeproblems: What’s the difference? I KNOW THIS ONE. THIS IS MY MOMENT. Educational time, kids: Effect is a noun, Affe...

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Dank, Family, and Memes: whe you take LSD at the family reunion and your mom calls vou a failure Excuse me, l think the word for is Space Ranger. ouresearchin Im a guardian of the galaxy mom! by XI-RE MORE MEMES

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family reunion and your
mom calls vou a failure
Excuse me, l
think the word
for is Space Ranger.
ouresearchin
Im a guardian of the galaxy mom! by XI-RE
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Dank, Family, and Memes: whe you take LSD at the
family reunion and your
mom calls vou a failure
Excuse me, l
think the word
for is Space Ranger.
ouresearchin
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Affect, Word, and Phd: SamClark @SamClark 23 Someone asked my professor the difference between "affect" and effect" and he said, "Honestly I have no clue.I have a PhD and wrote m entire dissertation without using either word. Just try and avoid it at all costs" What’s the difference?

Affect, Word, and Phd: SamClark
@SamClark 23
Someone asked my professor the
difference between "affect" and
effect" and he said, "Honestly I have
no clue.I have a PhD and wrote m
entire dissertation without using
either word. Just try and avoid it at all
costs"
What’s the difference?

Affect, Word, and Phd: SamClark
@SamClark 23
Someone asked my professor the
difference between "affect" and
effect" and he said, "Honestly I have
no clue.I have a PhD and wrote m
entire dissertation without using
either word. Just try and avoid it at all
costs"
What’s the difference?

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Wings, Word, and How: Neon Soul fools have wings you are not foolish for falling. how else will you learn to ay? when the word the ar

Wings, Word, and How: Neon Soul
fools have wings
you are not foolish for falling.
how else will you learn to
ay?
when the word
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Wings, Word, and How: Neon Soul
fools have wings
you are not foolish for falling.
how else will you learn to
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Time, Word, and Seven: The right person, but the wrong time." A Seven Word Short Story

Time, Word, and Seven: The right person, but the wrong time."
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Confused, Love, and True: veryone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love 1s the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love 1s the only thing in this world that does not hurt. Meša Selimović Word Porn

Confused, Love, and True: veryone says love hurts, but that
is not true. Loneliness hurts.
Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts.
Envy hurts. Everyone gets these
things confused with love, but in
reality love 1s the only thing in this
world that covers up all pain and
makes someone feel wonderful again.
Love 1s the only thing in this world
that does not hurt.
Meša Selimović
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Confused, Love, and True: veryone says love hurts, but that
is not true. Loneliness hurts.
Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts.
Envy hurts. Everyone gets these
things confused with love, but in
reality love 1s the only thing in this
world that covers up all pain and
makes someone feel wonderful again.
Love 1s the only thing in this world
that does not hurt.
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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: @_thatniggaced When a female say "So Basically u Tellin Me..."she bout to mix up every word u said 9:10 PM 08 May 19 Twitter for iPhone This sentence has never ended well by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: @_thatniggaced
When a female say "So Basically u
Tellin Me..."she bout to mix up every
word u said
9:10 PM 08 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
This sentence has never ended well by kevinowdziej
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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: @_thatniggaced
When a female say "So Basically u
Tellin Me..."she bout to mix up every
word u said
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Spider, SpiderMan, and Tumblr: SO WHY DO YOLI HAVE wo D'S ON YOUR CHESTP DAREDEVIL IS ONE WORD YOURE MEAN! I'M GOING HOME!!! SNFF SNIFF HA HA, IT'S TOO EASY outofcontext-comics: Spider-Man is a bully

Spider, SpiderMan, and Tumblr: SO WHY DO YOLI HAVE
wo D'S ON YOUR CHESTP
DAREDEVIL IS ONE WORD
YOURE
MEAN!
I'M GOING
HOME!!!
SNFF SNIFF
HA HA, IT'S TOO EASY
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Spider-Man is a bully

Spider, SpiderMan, and Tumblr: SO WHY DO YOLI HAVE
wo D'S ON YOUR CHESTP
DAREDEVIL IS ONE WORD
YOURE
MEAN!
I'M GOING
HOME!!!
SNFF SNIFF
HA HA, IT'S TOO EASY
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Spider-Man is a bully

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Spider, SpiderMan, and Daredevil: SO WHY DO YOLI HAVE wo D'S ON YOUR CHESTP DAREDEVIL IS ONE WORD YOURE MEAN! I'M GOING HOME!!! SNFF SNIFF HA HA, IT'S TOO EASY Spider-Man is a bully

Spider, SpiderMan, and Daredevil: SO WHY DO YOLI HAVE
wo D'S ON YOUR CHESTP
DAREDEVIL IS ONE WORD
YOURE
MEAN!
I'M GOING
HOME!!!
SNFF SNIFF
HA HA, IT'S TOO EASY
Spider-Man is a bully

Spider, SpiderMan, and Daredevil: SO WHY DO YOLI HAVE
wo D'S ON YOUR CHESTP
DAREDEVIL IS ONE WORD
YOURE
MEAN!
I'M GOING
HOME!!!
SNFF SNIFF
HA HA, IT'S TOO EASY
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Life, Memes, and Lifestyle: One morning she woke u different. Done with trying to figure out who was with her, against her, or walking down the middle because they didn't have the guts to pick a side. She was done with anything that didn't bring her peace. She realized that opinions were a dime a dozen, validation was for parking, and loyalty wasn't a word but a lifestyle. It was this day that her life changed. And not because of a man or a job but because she realized that life is way too short to leave the key to your happines in someone else's pocket Lessons Taught ByLIFE

Life, Memes, and Lifestyle: One morning
she woke u
different.
Done with trying to figure out who was
with her, against her, or walking down
the middle because they didn't have the
guts to pick a side. She was done with
anything that didn't bring her peace.
She realized that opinions were a dime a
dozen, validation was for parking, and
loyalty wasn't a word but a lifestyle.
It was this day that her life changed.
And not because of a man or a job but
because she realized that life is way too
short to leave the key to your happines
in someone else's pocket
Lessons Taught
ByLIFE

Life, Memes, and Lifestyle: One morning
she woke u
different.
Done with trying to figure out who was
with her, against her, or walking down
the middle because they didn't have the
guts to pick a side. She was done with
anything that didn't bring her peace.
She realized that opinions were a dime a
dozen, validation was for parking, and
loyalty wasn't a word but a lifestyle.
It was this day that her life changed.
And not because of a man or a job but
because she realized that life is way too
short to leave the key to your happines
in someone else's pocket
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Memes, He-Man, and Kobe: Allison @AllieLia A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asKS, Do you mind if say a word?". "No, go right ahead, the woman replies T he man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down "Thanks', the woman says, "that means a lot" 21 Memes That Are As Tender As A Kobe Steak

Memes, He-Man, and Kobe: Allison
@AllieLia
A woman is sitting at her deceased
husband's funeral. A man leans in to her
and asKS, Do you mind if say a word?".
"No, go right ahead, the woman replies
T he man stands, clears his throat, says
"Plethora", and sits back down
"Thanks', the woman says, "that means
a lot"
21 Memes That Are As Tender As A Kobe Steak

Memes, He-Man, and Kobe: Allison
@AllieLia
A woman is sitting at her deceased
husband's funeral. A man leans in to her
and asKS, Do you mind if say a word?".
"No, go right ahead, the woman replies
T he man stands, clears his throat, says
"Plethora", and sits back down
"Thanks', the woman says, "that means
a lot"
21 Memes That Are As Tender As A Kobe Steak

21 Memes That Are As Tender As A Kobe Steak

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Cats, Tumblr, and Wikipedia: did you know? didyouknowblog.com Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas' eggs so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects di dyouknowblog.com Photo Credit: Francesco Tomasinelli ringsabellamy: losingmymindtonight: rapid-artwork: fedoraspooky: sir-p-audax: bogleech: did-you-kno: Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together. Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad. This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it. Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing. How is this? it all makes sense now fjdjfkNFLSLDKBFJEIRBRBFKF

Cats, Tumblr, and Wikipedia: did you know?
didyouknowblog.com
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs
as pets. Insects will eat the
burrowing tarantulas' eggs
so the spiders protect the
frogs from predators, and in
return the frogs eat the insects
di
dyouknowblog.com
Photo Credit: Francesco Tomasinelli
ringsabellamy:
losingmymindtonight:

rapid-artwork:

fedoraspooky:

sir-p-audax:

bogleech:

did-you-kno:

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

How is this?

it all makes sense now

fjdjfkNFLSLDKBFJEIRBRBFKF

Cats, Tumblr, and Wikipedia: did you know?
didyouknowblog.com
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs
as pets. Insects will eat the
burrowing tarantulas' eggs
so the spiders protect the
frogs from predators, and in
return the frogs eat the insects
di
dyouknowblog.com
Photo Credit: Francesco Tomasinelli
ringsabellamy:
losingmymindtonight:

rapid-artwork:

fedoraspooky:

sir-p-audax:

bogleech:

did-you-kno:

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

How is this?

it all makes sense now

fjdjfkNFLSLDKBFJEIRBRBFKF

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Word, Rappers, and Word To: Rappers when they can't find a word to rhyme I'm gonna say the N word!

Word, Rappers, and Word To: Rappers when they can't find a word to
rhyme
I'm gonna say the N word!

Word, Rappers, and Word To: Rappers when they can't find a word to
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I'm gonna say the N word!

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Dank, Family, and Love: YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE OK OK YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE YOU CAN'T TELL ANYO ITOLD EVERYONE YOU HAVE MY WORD G o TA R G That's family love, Aegon.

Dank, Family, and Love: YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE
PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE
OK
OK
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYO
ITOLD EVERYONE
YOU HAVE MY WORD
G o
TA R G
That's family love, Aegon.

Dank, Family, and Love: YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE
PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE
OK
OK
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYO
ITOLD EVERYONE
YOU HAVE MY WORD
G o
TA R G
That's family love, Aegon.

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College, SpongeBob, and House: Jalen Skutt @JalenSkutt that one episode of spongebob when he procrastinates writing his essay and is only capable of writing the word the & eventually burns his house down basically sums up what college is like SpongeBob is a more accurate depiction of society than society itself.

College, SpongeBob, and House: Jalen Skutt
@JalenSkutt
that one episode of spongebob when
he procrastinates writing his essay
and is only capable of writing the word
the & eventually burns his house
down basically sums up what college
is like
SpongeBob is a more accurate depiction of society than society itself.

College, SpongeBob, and House: Jalen Skutt
@JalenSkutt
that one episode of spongebob when
he procrastinates writing his essay
and is only capable of writing the word
the & eventually burns his house
down basically sums up what college
is like
SpongeBob is a more accurate depiction of society than society itself.

SpongeBob is a more accurate depiction of society than society itself.

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Friends, Word, and Can: "Bestfriend" isn't just a word. A bestfriend is someone who's there for you, no matter what. Thick or thin. I can label anyone as a friend. But a bestfriend..? That's something that needs to be earned. A bestfriend knows me sometimes more than I know myself. Bestfriends share tears and laughs. You can trust them with anything and everything. I have a bunch of friends, but only a few that I can count on completely. RELATIONG

Friends, Word, and Can: "Bestfriend" isn't just a word.
A bestfriend is someone who's
there for you, no matter what.
Thick or thin. I can label anyone
as a friend. But a bestfriend..?
That's something that needs to be
earned. A bestfriend knows me
sometimes more than I know
myself. Bestfriends share tears
and laughs. You can trust them
with anything and everything.
I have a bunch of friends, but
only a few that I can count
on completely.
RELATIONG

Friends, Word, and Can: "Bestfriend" isn't just a word.
A bestfriend is someone who's
there for you, no matter what.
Thick or thin. I can label anyone
as a friend. But a bestfriend..?
That's something that needs to be
earned. A bestfriend knows me
sometimes more than I know
myself. Bestfriends share tears
and laughs. You can trust them
with anything and everything.
I have a bunch of friends, but
only a few that I can count
on completely.
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Life, Memes, and Word: Single isn't a status. It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without depending on the wrong people. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

Life, Memes, and Word: Single isn't a status.
It's a word that describes a
person who is strong enough
to enjoy life without depending
on the wrong people.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

Life, Memes, and Word: Single isn't a status.
It's a word that describes a
person who is strong enough
to enjoy life without depending
on the wrong people.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
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Internet, Tumblr, and Blog: SpecialX 15d Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit- inducing 162 ⑦HiHoJufro 15d Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy! | 172 ferviduspizza:This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

Internet, Tumblr, and Blog: SpecialX 15d
Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-
inducing
162
⑦HiHoJufro 15d
Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!
| 172
ferviduspizza:This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

Internet, Tumblr, and Blog: SpecialX 15d
Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-
inducing
162
⑦HiHoJufro 15d
Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!
| 172
ferviduspizza:This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

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Being Alone, America, and Click: Jason Fuller, Contributor Working to bring about the best in America, both on-line and off. Impeachment Is No Longer Enough; Donald Trump Must Face Justice Impeachment and removal from office are only the first steps; for treason and-if convicted in a court of law-executed. 06/11/2017 10:39 pm ET for America to be redeemed, Donald Trump must be prosecuted Donald Trump has been President of the United States for just shy of six months now. I think that most of us among the electorate knew that his presidency would be a relative disaster, but I am not sure how many among us expected the catastrophe our nation now faces. friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: hominishostilis: abstractandedgyname: siryouarebeingmocked: mississpithy: bogleech: notyourmoderate: angrybell: thinksquad: http://archive.is/5VvI5 Huffpo, everybody. Can someone tell me what high crime or misdemeanor Trump has committed that merits this? Or is the HuffPo just publishing outright fantasies? God dammit, I’m now in the position of defending Huffington. I didn’t want to be here. Okay, @angrybell … actually, @ literally everyone who reblogged this uncritically as a tacit endorsement and agreement. Such as @the-critical-feminist that I reblog this from.My first question has to be: are you serious? Don’t read that with a tone, don’t read that as an attack. That’s my first question: Are you asking a serious question about what high crimes or misdemeanors Trump has perpetrated? Are you asking a sincere question or is this the sort of rhetoric that doesn’t translate well into text? And, if you are actually asking this question, are ou going to hear the answer or are you going to immediately start concocting your counter-argument because you just know in your heart that anyone who disagrees with you must be wrong, so you start formulating a plan to prove them wrong before you actually hear what they have to say?Next: did you read the article that was posted in the link you responded to? Because the author of that article does a reasonable job of explaining their thought process behind the headline. Or did you lash out before you read the article? Okay, presuming that you did read the article in good faith, evaluate its points, perform the follow-up research to understand context, and still disagree with the central tenets and simply believe that the author’s reasoning does not hold up for whatever reasons you have chosen not to state, and you believe their source information is falsified for whatever reason you have chosen not to state, I will move on. After I have given you and yours every conceivable benefit of the doubt and every charitable assumption. Because if the article itself doesn’t convince you, there’s the fact that Donald Trump has broken literally every federal law against corruption and conflict of interest. Not one or two, not most, not all but a few. Literally every single law we have against corruption, from the Constitution to the informal guidelines circulated as a memo from the White House ethics scholars. He’s broken literally every one of those rules. He’s openly traded favors for money and favors for months now. Hell, that Chinese influence-peddler that paid him off for sixteen million dollars should have been enough to get him convicted of treason. Sharing code-word level classified information with a government on the opposite side of an ongoing military conflict isn’t *necessarily* treason, unless the information was part of a share program with an allied nation and wasn’t his to distribute. That’s aiding a foreign aggressor at the expense of a military ally, and that’s treason. Giving aid and comfort to enemies of the nation. Obstruction of justice is pretty clear-cut, that’s an impeachment, except that the justice in question is also a matter of national security, so that’s treason. Again. Defaming the former president? Misdemeanor, impeachable. The way he drags his heels nominating posts in Justice and State could be prosecuted as dereliction of duty. If he has tapes of Comey, he’s on the hook for contempt, if he doesn’t then he’s on the hook for witness tampering. Hell, deleting the covfefe tweet is destroying federal records, which is a misdemeanor, and impeachable. The man doesn’t go a week without bringing on an impeachable offense. Strictly speaking, every time he goes to Mar-A-Lago he’s committing grand larceny by fraud, because he’s taking millions of dollars of American funds for his own benefit, after promising not to do that. There are dozens, hundreds maybe, of impeachable offenses already in this 140 days, “high crimes and misdemeanors”. Actual counts of treason, punishable by death by hanging, is probably only five or six counts. Only five or six counts of high treason by our sitting president. His job does not put him above reproach. His job is to *be* above reproach. And he’s failing that job. Trump’s supporters probably believe he’s done nothing impeachable or treasonous because they spent eight years claiming on no grounds whatsoever that Obama was impeachable and treasonous, just because they didn’t like him. They now probably convince themselves that these facts about Trump are as fake as their Obama theories and they’ve ruined the gravity of these terms for themselves. “ His job does not put him above reproach. His job is to *be* above reproach. And he’s failing that job. “ I like how Bogleech doesn’t know many Trump supporters are former Obama supporters. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/04/us/obama-trump-swing-voters.html https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/10/16/17980820/trump-obama-2016-race-racism-class-economy-2018-midterm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama-Trump_voters It’s not even a secret. But why am I not surprised bogleech - that intellectual titan - failed to do basic research? And last time I checked, no nation required their politicans to be perfect. Which is what NYM is asking for with that quote; perfection. That’s what ‘above reproach’ means. An impossible standard, considering people “reproach” Trump for feeding fish wrong, for his skin color, for any and every little thing, even if they have to twist reality into a pretzel to do it. In fact, I’ve seen people take pictures of kids in cages from 2014, and blame Trump for it. So this: Are you asking a serious question about what high crimes or misdemeanors Trump has perpetrated? Is a question of this: Can someone tell me what high crime or misdemeanor Trump has committed that merits this? Seems you missed the part that says “merits this”. Next: did you read the article that was posted in the link you responded to? Because the author of that article does a reasonable job of explaining their thought process behind the headline. Or did you lash out before you read the article? (The underlined is in the subtitle, not the headline.) Okay, presuming that you did read the article in good faith, evaluate its points, perform the follow-up research to understand context, and still disagree with the central tenets… Context? Central tenets? Do you not know how highlighting works? You don’t need to know the context, or any other point, when you’re indicating a specific, explicit, and isolated quality. The subtitle called for Trump’s execution, we’re 5 paragraphs in and you haven’t even acknowledged that part yet. Or at all, I’m guessing, because I’m not reading further. You keep talking around it. You accuse others, preemptively, of not hearing the answer and pre-”concocting” a response, and yet you’re waffling on about shit around the one, sole, isolated thing that was indicated in the first place. This isn’t about ignoring context, this is about criticising one thing. Which is a thing people are allowed to do, by the way, just because people criticise one thing, doesn’t mean they’re criticising everything about the everyone involved, and everything said before, adjacent to, and after that one thing, and therefore are required to include all of those things in their consideration and assessment of this one thing. The specific criticism of the indicated quality is the advocation of Trump’s execution. That’s it. No context is needed to understand that this is what was said, especially since that which was said, which is being criticised, is explicit. No amount of, “So, click-bait subtitle that you don’t see until you’ve already clicked on the article link out of the way, here’s what I actually meant when I said I wanted this person tried and executed,” could excuse the use of that language, let alone actually believing in it. It’s like… it’s like if someone makes a typo, someone else is like, “Oh, seems you made a typo,” you’d jump in like, “But what about they’re perfectly reasonable spelling everywhere else? Hm? Forced to ignore contextual perfect spelling I see. They’re lack of typos everywhere else explains this typo, and vindicates it”. You and what’s his face, James, fuckin ReasonAndEmpathy or whatever now, y’all keep saying “but what of the context?” when the criterion of criticism is isolated, atomic, specific, and/or explicit. No amount of context invalidates the very specific, singular words explicitly spoken. “Sure he called for Trump to be executed, but he explains himself.” Fucking and? When did the death sentence become ok? When did that happen? Moderates are ok with the death sentence now? Aight, weird. Man this fucking post aged like fine wine, take a SIP Delicious This was quite a ride

Being Alone, America, and Click: Jason Fuller, Contributor
Working to bring about the best in America, both on-line and off.
Impeachment Is No Longer Enough;
Donald Trump Must Face Justice
Impeachment and removal from office are only the first steps;
for treason and-if convicted in a court of law-executed.
06/11/2017 10:39 pm ET
for America to be redeemed, Donald Trump must be prosecuted
Donald Trump has been President of the United States for just shy of six months now. I
think that most of us among the electorate knew that his presidency would be a relative
disaster, but I am not sure how many among us expected the catastrophe our nation now
faces.
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

hominishostilis:

abstractandedgyname:
siryouarebeingmocked:

mississpithy:

bogleech:

notyourmoderate:

angrybell:

thinksquad:

http://archive.is/5VvI5

Huffpo, everybody.

Can someone tell me what high crime or misdemeanor Trump has committed that merits this? Or is the HuffPo just publishing outright fantasies?

God dammit, I’m now in the position of defending Huffington. I didn’t want to be here. Okay, @angrybell … actually, @ literally everyone who reblogged this uncritically as a tacit endorsement and agreement. Such as @the-critical-feminist that I reblog this from.My first question has to be: are you serious? Don’t read that with a tone, don’t read that as an attack. That’s my first question: Are you asking a serious question about what high crimes or misdemeanors Trump has perpetrated? Are you asking a sincere question or is this the sort of rhetoric that doesn’t translate well into text? And, if you are actually asking this question, are ou going to hear the answer or are you going to immediately start concocting your counter-argument because you just know in your heart that anyone who disagrees with you must be wrong, so you start formulating a plan to prove them wrong before you actually hear what they have to say?Next: did you read the article that was posted in the link you responded to? Because the author of that article does a reasonable job of explaining their thought process behind the headline. Or did you lash out before you read the article? Okay, presuming that you did read the article in good faith, evaluate its points, perform the follow-up research to understand context, and still disagree with the central tenets and simply believe that the author’s reasoning does not hold up for whatever reasons you have chosen not to state, and you believe their source information is falsified for whatever reason you have chosen not to state, I will move on. After I have given you and yours every conceivable benefit of the doubt and every charitable assumption. Because if the article itself doesn’t convince you, there’s the fact that Donald Trump has broken literally every federal law against corruption and conflict of interest. Not one or two, not most, not all but a few. Literally every single law we have against corruption, from the Constitution to the informal guidelines circulated as a memo from the White House ethics scholars. He’s broken literally every one of those rules. He’s openly traded favors for money and favors for months now. Hell, that Chinese influence-peddler that paid him off for sixteen million dollars should have been enough to get him convicted of treason. Sharing code-word level classified information with a government on the opposite side of an ongoing military conflict isn’t *necessarily* treason, unless the information was part of a share program with an allied nation and wasn’t his to distribute. That’s aiding a foreign aggressor at the expense of a military ally, and that’s treason. Giving aid and comfort to enemies of the nation. Obstruction of justice is pretty clear-cut, that’s an impeachment, except that the justice in question is also a matter of national security, so that’s treason. Again. Defaming the former president? Misdemeanor, impeachable. The way he drags his heels nominating posts in Justice and State could be prosecuted as dereliction of duty. If he has tapes of Comey, he’s on the hook for contempt, if he doesn’t then he’s on the hook for witness tampering. Hell, deleting the covfefe tweet is destroying federal records, which is a misdemeanor, and impeachable. The man doesn’t go a week without bringing on an impeachable offense. Strictly speaking, every time he goes to Mar-A-Lago he’s committing grand larceny by fraud, because he’s taking millions of dollars of American funds for his own benefit, after promising not to do that. There are dozens, hundreds maybe, of impeachable offenses already in this 140 days, “high crimes and misdemeanors”. Actual counts of treason, punishable by death by hanging, is probably only five or six counts. Only five or six counts of high treason by our sitting president. His job does not put him above reproach. His job is to *be* above reproach. And he’s failing that job.

Trump’s supporters probably believe he’s done nothing impeachable or treasonous because they spent eight years claiming on no grounds whatsoever that Obama was impeachable and treasonous, just because they didn’t like him. They now probably convince themselves that these facts about Trump are as fake as their Obama theories and they’ve ruined the gravity of these terms for themselves.

“

His job does not put him above reproach. His job is to *be* above reproach. And he’s failing that job.

“

I like how Bogleech doesn’t know many Trump supporters are former Obama supporters.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/04/us/obama-trump-swing-voters.html
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/10/16/17980820/trump-obama-2016-race-racism-class-economy-2018-midterm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama-Trump_voters
It’s not even a secret. But why am I not surprised bogleech - that intellectual titan - failed to do basic research?
And last time I checked, no nation required their politicans to be perfect. Which is what NYM is asking for with that quote; perfection. That’s what ‘above reproach’ means. An impossible standard, considering people “reproach” Trump for feeding fish wrong, for his skin color, for any and every little thing, even if they have to twist reality into a pretzel to do it. In fact, I’ve seen people take pictures of kids in cages from 2014, and blame Trump for it.

So this:

Are you asking a serious question about what high crimes or misdemeanors Trump has perpetrated?

Is a question of this:

Can someone tell me what high crime or misdemeanor Trump has committed that merits this?

Seems you missed the part that says “merits this”.

Next: did you read the article that was posted in the link you responded to? Because the author of that article does a reasonable job of explaining their thought process behind the headline. Or did you lash out before you read the article?

(The underlined is in the subtitle, not the headline.)

Okay, presuming that you did read the article in good faith, evaluate its points, perform the follow-up research to understand context, and still disagree with the central tenets…
Context? Central tenets? Do you not know how highlighting works? You don’t need to know the context, or any other point, when you’re indicating a specific, explicit, and isolated quality.
The subtitle called for Trump’s execution, we’re 5 paragraphs in and you haven’t even acknowledged that part yet. Or at all, I’m guessing, because I’m not reading further. You keep talking around it. You accuse others, preemptively, of not hearing the answer and pre-”concocting” a response, and yet you’re waffling on about shit around the one, sole, isolated thing that was indicated in the first place.
This isn’t about ignoring context, this is about criticising one thing. Which is a thing people are allowed to do, by the way, just because people criticise one thing, doesn’t mean they’re criticising everything about the everyone involved, and everything said before, adjacent to, and after that one thing, and therefore are required to include all of those things in their consideration and assessment of this one thing.
The specific criticism of the indicated quality is the advocation of Trump’s execution. That’s it. No context is needed to understand that this is what was said, especially since that which was said, which is being criticised, is explicit. No amount of, “So, click-bait subtitle that you don’t see until you’ve already clicked on the article link out of the way, here’s what I actually meant when I said I wanted this person tried and executed,” could excuse the use of that language, let alone actually believing in it.
It’s like… it’s like if someone makes a typo, someone else is like, “Oh, seems you made a typo,” you’d jump in like, “But what about they’re perfectly reasonable spelling everywhere else? Hm? Forced to ignore contextual perfect spelling I see. They’re lack of typos everywhere else explains this typo, and vindicates it”.
You and what’s his face, James, fuckin ReasonAndEmpathy or whatever now, y’all keep saying “but what of the context?” when the criterion of criticism is isolated, atomic, specific, and/or explicit. No amount of context invalidates the very specific, singular words explicitly spoken. “Sure he called for Trump to be executed, but he explains himself.” Fucking and? When did the death sentence become ok? When did that happen? Moderates are ok with the death sentence now? Aight, weird.

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Being Alone, America, and Click: Jason Fuller, Contributor
Working to bring about the best in America, both on-line and off.
Impeachment Is No Longer Enough;
Donald Trump Must Face Justice
Impeachment and removal from office are only the first steps;
for treason and-if convicted in a court of law-executed.
06/11/2017 10:39 pm ET
for America to be redeemed, Donald Trump must be prosecuted
Donald Trump has been President of the United States for just shy of six months now. I
think that most of us among the electorate knew that his presidency would be a relative
disaster, but I am not sure how many among us expected the catastrophe our nation now
faces.
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

hominishostilis:

abstractandedgyname:
siryouarebeingmocked:

mississpithy:

bogleech:

notyourmoderate:

angrybell:

thinksquad:

http://archive.is/5VvI5

Huffpo, everybody.

Can someone tell me what high crime or misdemeanor Trump has committed that merits this? Or is the HuffPo just publishing outright fantasies?

God dammit, I’m now in the position of defending Huffington. I didn’t want to be here. Okay, @angrybell … actually, @ literally everyone who reblogged this uncritically as a tacit endorsement and agreement. Such as @the-critical-feminist that I reblog this from.My first question has to be: are you serious? Don’t read that with a tone, don’t read that as an attack. That’s my first question: Are you asking a serious question about what high crimes or misdemeanors Trump has perpetrated? Are you asking a sincere question or is this the sort of rhetoric that doesn’t translate well into text? And, if you are actually asking this question, are ou going to hear the answer or are you going to immediately start concocting your counter-argument because you just know in your heart that anyone who disagrees with you must be wrong, so you start formulating a plan to prove them wrong before you actually hear what they have to say?Next: did you read the article that was posted in the link you responded to? Because the author of that article does a reasonable job of explaining their thought process behind the headline. Or did you lash out before you read the article? Okay, presuming that you did read the article in good faith, evaluate its points, perform the follow-up research to understand context, and still disagree with the central tenets and simply believe that the author’s reasoning does not hold up for whatever reasons you have chosen not to state, and you believe their source information is falsified for whatever reason you have chosen not to state, I will move on. After I have given you and yours every conceivable benefit of the doubt and every charitable assumption. Because if the article itself doesn’t convince you, there’s the fact that Donald Trump has broken literally every federal law against corruption and conflict of interest. Not one or two, not most, not all but a few. Literally every single law we have against corruption, from the Constitution to the informal guidelines circulated as a memo from the White House ethics scholars. He’s broken literally every one of those rules. He’s openly traded favors for money and favors for months now. Hell, that Chinese influence-peddler that paid him off for sixteen million dollars should have been enough to get him convicted of treason. Sharing code-word level classified information with a government on the opposite side of an ongoing military conflict isn’t *necessarily* treason, unless the information was part of a share program with an allied nation and wasn’t his to distribute. That’s aiding a foreign aggressor at the expense of a military ally, and that’s treason. Giving aid and comfort to enemies of the nation. Obstruction of justice is pretty clear-cut, that’s an impeachment, except that the justice in question is also a matter of national security, so that’s treason. Again. Defaming the former president? Misdemeanor, impeachable. The way he drags his heels nominating posts in Justice and State could be prosecuted as dereliction of duty. If he has tapes of Comey, he’s on the hook for contempt, if he doesn’t then he’s on the hook for witness tampering. Hell, deleting the covfefe tweet is destroying federal records, which is a misdemeanor, and impeachable. The man doesn’t go a week without bringing on an impeachable offense. Strictly speaking, every time he goes to Mar-A-Lago he’s committing grand larceny by fraud, because he’s taking millions of dollars of American funds for his own benefit, after promising not to do that. There are dozens, hundreds maybe, of impeachable offenses already in this 140 days, “high crimes and misdemeanors”. Actual counts of treason, punishable by death by hanging, is probably only five or six counts. Only five or six counts of high treason by our sitting president. His job does not put him above reproach. His job is to *be* above reproach. And he’s failing that job.

Trump’s supporters probably believe he’s done nothing impeachable or treasonous because they spent eight years claiming on no grounds whatsoever that Obama was impeachable and treasonous, just because they didn’t like him. They now probably convince themselves that these facts about Trump are as fake as their Obama theories and they’ve ruined the gravity of these terms for themselves.

“

His job does not put him above reproach. His job is to *be* above reproach. And he’s failing that job.

“

I like how Bogleech doesn’t know many Trump supporters are former Obama supporters.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/04/us/obama-trump-swing-voters.html
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/10/16/17980820/trump-obama-2016-race-racism-class-economy-2018-midterm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama-Trump_voters
It’s not even a secret. But why am I not surprised bogleech - that intellectual titan - failed to do basic research?
And last time I checked, no nation required their politicans to be perfect. Which is what NYM is asking for with that quote; perfection. That’s what ‘above reproach’ means. An impossible standard, considering people “reproach” Trump for feeding fish wrong, for his skin color, for any and every little thing, even if they have to twist reality into a pretzel to do it. In fact, I’ve seen people take pictures of kids in cages from 2014, and blame Trump for it.

So this:

Are you asking a serious question about what high crimes or misdemeanors Trump has perpetrated?

Is a question of this:

Can someone tell me what high crime or misdemeanor Trump has committed that merits this?

Seems you missed the part that says “merits this”.

Next: did you read the article that was posted in the link you responded to? Because the author of that article does a reasonable job of explaining their thought process behind the headline. Or did you lash out before you read the article?

(The underlined is in the subtitle, not the headline.)

Okay, presuming that you did read the article in good faith, evaluate its points, perform the follow-up research to understand context, and still disagree with the central tenets…
Context? Central tenets? Do you not know how highlighting works? You don’t need to know the context, or any other point, when you’re indicating a specific, explicit, and isolated quality.
The subtitle called for Trump’s execution, we’re 5 paragraphs in and you haven’t even acknowledged that part yet. Or at all, I’m guessing, because I’m not reading further. You keep talking around it. You accuse others, preemptively, of not hearing the answer and pre-”concocting” a response, and yet you’re waffling on about shit around the one, sole, isolated thing that was indicated in the first place.
This isn’t about ignoring context, this is about criticising one thing. Which is a thing people are allowed to do, by the way, just because people criticise one thing, doesn’t mean they’re criticising everything about the everyone involved, and everything said before, adjacent to, and after that one thing, and therefore are required to include all of those things in their consideration and assessment of this one thing.
The specific criticism of the indicated quality is the advocation of Trump’s execution. That’s it. No context is needed to understand that this is what was said, especially since that which was said, which is being criticised, is explicit. No amount of, “So, click-bait subtitle that you don’t see until you’ve already clicked on the article link out of the way, here’s what I actually meant when I said I wanted this person tried and executed,” could excuse the use of that language, let alone actually believing in it.
It’s like… it’s like if someone makes a typo, someone else is like, “Oh, seems you made a typo,” you’d jump in like, “But what about they’re perfectly reasonable spelling everywhere else? Hm? Forced to ignore contextual perfect spelling I see. They’re lack of typos everywhere else explains this typo, and vindicates it”.
You and what’s his face, James, fuckin ReasonAndEmpathy or whatever now, y’all keep saying “but what of the context?” when the criterion of criticism is isolated, atomic, specific, and/or explicit. No amount of context invalidates the very specific, singular words explicitly spoken. “Sure he called for Trump to be executed, but he explains himself.” Fucking and? When did the death sentence become ok? When did that happen? Moderates are ok with the death sentence now? Aight, weird.

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your ass to SCHOOL. Don't forget to tell
your mom to COOK some FOOD, but
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your ass to SCHOOL. Don't forget to tell
your mom to COOK some FOOD, but
don't eat too much or you might have
to POOP If you still have doubts, go to
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Bruh, Dank, and House: Tweet
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@rebeccaisdope
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my eyes and said "this is an
apartment, not a house"
bruh.
Smarter than you think.

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@rebeccaisdope
he's 5 years old and said a curse word
one day in response to not getting his
way.i got eye level with him and told
him we don't use words like that in our
house. this child looked me dead in
my eyes and said "this is an
apartment, not a house"
bruh.
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