how yo boss look at u when u request april 20th off
When you are on your break at work and see the staff struggling because it got busy
Shoutout to my school teacher who said I'm going to end up working at Burger King... Tommorows my first day
SHE FOUND HIM 💀
When you lied on your resume about being proficient at Excel
how i feel leaving work after using my fake ass customer service personality all day.
When you show up to work high as fuck
. @BarackObama Your time almost up, sneak this in for the hood.
Somebody said Ciara's son look like a Burger King night shift manager. BRUH IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭
When you got an office job and trap on the side
So you mean to tell me, when I apply for jobs I can put white bc that's what I identify with? Finna be getting paaiid
We might not be able to translate the latest MeekMill soundtrack, but we can help you learn languages most ppl speak
To all the young rappers who have sent me their music the past few days: Thank you, but I can't get you a record deal.
This is the reason people hire ghostwriters. WeDidntWannaKnow
Tim Duncan has made over $200 million dollars in his career. $40 of that has gone towards clothes
It look like Raven Symone didn't learn a damn thing from this episode.
When you have to present your project & you're waiting for the class to be quiet
Interviewer: Do you remember tweeting "White ppl season chicken with water, oppression, and SPF 100 sunscreen"?-Me:
When a customer gave you an attitude and their card just got declined
"you're always working"-me: okay???????
chemistry is truly beautiful 😍
Donald Trump has no political experience. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management position at Chili's
Shoutout to my bro for singing to MU 〽️
Me: I'm sick, I'm not gonna be able to make it to work today.-Supervisor: "Ok, bring a doctor's note tomorrow"
When she says she only dates doctors
When the job you want requires "Experience"
I ASKED MY WHITE MANAGER FOR A RAISE AND HE DIDNT GIVE ME ONE, SO I START SINGING SLAVE SONGS WHILE WORKING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BAD
*applies for a job*-Job: y do you want to work for us?-Me: bruv I need the money & u need staff what's the problem
How the Wal-Mart employees look at you when you put the frozen dinner you didn't want in the shoe aisle.
Video game difficulty settings should be - -1. Full Time Job-2. Part Time-3. Unemployed
"so you in college?" -him: "no" -"military?" -him: "no" -"so what you be doing?"-him: "I just be chillin"
When yo parents make you go pro when you really wanted to be a doctor
*alarm goes off*-*gets up*-*eats*-*sits in traffic*-*gets to work*-*sits down*-[5 min later]-*looks at watch*-Cool, only 40 more years to go
Lool hate when they do that