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Bless Up, Memes, and Milf: when u see ur new replacement @DrSmashlove Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional ☺️. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote πŸ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes πŸ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth 😩). BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Memes, and Milf: when u see ur new replacement
 @DrSmashlove
Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional ☺️. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote πŸ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes πŸ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth 😩). BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get u...

Memes, Yolo, and πŸ€–: Count your blessings, not your problems. If you are reading this, blessings to you and your family :) ❀ Today is yours, it could be your last... So you are going to live it. I don't mean getting drunk or high trying to escape from who you really are. I don't mean Yolo, you only die once, yet you live everyday. Past mistakes are meant to guide you not define you. You have had many days on this earth but none like today. Today you are realising your potential. We all know you are capable of something great. Something special, something the world will remember you for. Self-worth comes from within, you can't give it to someone, and you can't expect others to give it to you. It's about time, too long have you wasted this potential, we were getting scared you would never unlock it. Everything in life is temporary so if things are going good, enjoy because it won't last forever, and if things are going bad, don't worry because things don't last forever. You are a warrior not a worrier. I know you haven't had time to come to terms with what it is you have to do. Looking for your true purpose on earth is never easy, but you have found it. Carpe diem, seize today, own it say you lived it and loved it. Don't put off something you could do today until tomorrow, for when tomorrow comes it is today... If you are "just going to work" today, start planning your future. Don't be scared as it is yours, nobody else's, you determine it, nobody else. Do not waste today, you might not have a tomorrow, instead make it special. Don't concern yourself with things as things don't last, but people last forever. In our hearts, our minds, cherish moments as they become memories and memories never end. Appreciate today as it is yours :) chakabars
Memes, Yolo, and πŸ€–: Count your blessings, not your
 problems.
If you are reading this, blessings to you and your family :) ❀ Today is yours, it could be your last... So you are going to live it. I don't mean getting drunk or high trying to escape from who you really are. I don't mean Yolo, you only die once, yet you live everyday. Past mistakes are meant to guide you not define you. You have had many days on this earth but none like today. Today you are realising your potential. We all know you are capable of something great. Something special, something the world will remember you for. Self-worth comes from within, you can't give it to someone, and you can't expect others to give it to you. It's about time, too long have you wasted this potential, we were getting scared you would never unlock it. Everything in life is temporary so if things are going good, enjoy because it won't last forever, and if things are going bad, don't worry because things don't last forever. You are a warrior not a worrier. I know you haven't had time to come to terms with what it is you have to do. Looking for your true purpose on earth is never easy, but you have found it. Carpe diem, seize today, own it say you lived it and loved it. Don't put off something you could do today until tomorrow, for when tomorrow comes it is today... If you are "just going to work" today, start planning your future. Don't be scared as it is yours, nobody else's, you determine it, nobody else. Do not waste today, you might not have a tomorrow, instead make it special. Don't concern yourself with things as things don't last, but people last forever. In our hearts, our minds, cherish moments as they become memories and memories never end. Appreciate today as it is yours :) chakabars

If you are reading this, blessings to you and your family :) ❀ Today is yours, it could be your last... So you are going to live it. I don't...

Memes, Phoenix, and Babylon: et-the-phoenix-fly malfxoys: my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what l only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and l start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how l thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax the other day my class was canceled and come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when get down? see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes l see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing I have never related to an animal more. -mio
Memes, Phoenix, and Babylon: et-the-phoenix-fly
 malfxoys:
 my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking
 harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's
 really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating
 usually when come home from class she is all over me like the whore of
 babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and
 give her more food but no matter what l only feed her the amount of food
 for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't
 loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet
 pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to
 another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and
 frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and l
 start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and
 I remembered how l thought that was so weird like I God honest could not
 figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent
 mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax the other day my class
 was canceled and come downstairs at like noonish and do you know
 what I see when get down? see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin.
 with my own two eyes l see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled
 ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while
 I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you
 know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut
 which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working
 the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i
 want to scream and now have to call the vet and the morning and explain
 to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in
 intelligence by my fucking cat
 Read the whole thing
I have never related to an animal more. -mio

I have never related to an animal more. -mio

Memes, Dessert, and Dish: look i made dis @Drsmashlove Now see Bruh sex need a soundtrack. U gotta be careful tho because if u pick the wrong thing, u could ruin the mood. Like back in the day I was fooling around with this one girl and she wanna put on Dave Matthews Band. Dave motherfucking Matthews. While I'm tryina hit my lil deep stroke. This whiny motherfucker hit that growly, whispery, effeminate "crashhhhh...into me" and I lost it Bruh. Smash don't usually lose that Woody Harrelson but at that moment bruh Woody had left the building. Had to gently ask to turn the music off, hit the washroom, splash water on my face and realign my chakras right quick. Painful 😩. So with that said, avoid music. It might work for one of y'all but not the other. Rather, I recommend cooking shows. Chopped, to be exact. Builds a lil suspense. Intriguing. And best of all, the judges provide a lil humor: "WE CLEARLY SAID THE GHOST PEPPER HAD TO BE USED "IN" THE DISH. HE ROASTED IT. AND PUT IT ON THE SIDE. IT COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE." (Side note: I eat scotch bonnet pepper sauce from Trinidad directly on my food and it hasn't killed me yet. Thank you God πŸ˜πŸ˜‚). Anyway that show provides the perfect soundtrack for sex. (I speak from experience ☺️.) And the added benefit is that every time the contestant makes dessert, at least one of them use the ice cream machine, and these judges - every time - wanna be like: "OMG HE'S GOING FOR IT HE'S USING THE ICE CREAM MACHINE." And men - that right there is when u stop, stand up on that bed, look her right in the eyes and say: "AYE BABY - CONTESTANT 3 ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GONNA USE THAT ICE CREAM MACHINE - NOW OPEN WIDE FOR DADDY" πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Memes, Dessert, and Dish: look i made dis
 @Drsmashlove
Now see Bruh sex need a soundtrack. U gotta be careful tho because if u pick the wrong thing, u could ruin the mood. Like back in the day I was fooling around with this one girl and she wanna put on Dave Matthews Band. Dave motherfucking Matthews. While I'm tryina hit my lil deep stroke. This whiny motherfucker hit that growly, whispery, effeminate "crashhhhh...into me" and I lost it Bruh. Smash don't usually lose that Woody Harrelson but at that moment bruh Woody had left the building. Had to gently ask to turn the music off, hit the washroom, splash water on my face and realign my chakras right quick. Painful 😩. So with that said, avoid music. It might work for one of y'all but not the other. Rather, I recommend cooking shows. Chopped, to be exact. Builds a lil suspense. Intriguing. And best of all, the judges provide a lil humor: "WE CLEARLY SAID THE GHOST PEPPER HAD TO BE USED "IN" THE DISH. HE ROASTED IT. AND PUT IT ON THE SIDE. IT COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE." (Side note: I eat scotch bonnet pepper sauce from Trinidad directly on my food and it hasn't killed me yet. Thank you God πŸ˜πŸ˜‚). Anyway that show provides the perfect soundtrack for sex. (I speak from experience ☺️.) And the added benefit is that every time the contestant makes dessert, at least one of them use the ice cream machine, and these judges - every time - wanna be like: "OMG HE'S GOING FOR IT HE'S USING THE ICE CREAM MACHINE." And men - that right there is when u stop, stand up on that bed, look her right in the eyes and say: "AYE BABY - CONTESTANT 3 ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GONNA USE THAT ICE CREAM MACHINE - NOW OPEN WIDE FOR DADDY" πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now see Bruh sex need a soundtrack. U gotta be careful tho because if u pick the wrong thing, u could ruin the mood. Like back in the day I ...