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Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv?...

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Dear Men, a one piece animal sleeper onesie thingie with a hood is not a costume. Ignore the lil animal ears on the hood bruv that’s just to make it cute - it’s not a costume - issa sleeper. And them little footsies bruv? Them lil built-in footsies that u wearing OVER shoes onto the street, getting it all dirty and worn out and tattered? Thems indoor footsies bruv. Not outdoor. Iss ruined now. Who raised u, bruv? Like when u were a kid and u had that onesie sleeper on and u tried to run out on the street to play with yo lil homies, yo mama ain’t grab u by the upper arm, brang u inside and whup ya ass for dirtying the footsie feets bruv? I’m appalled. This sh!t appalling. I got a lil homegirl who if u send her a d!ck pic she will reverse stalk yo phone number and find out who u mama is and get her cell phone number and text her to tell her. “Your son is sending pics of his pen!s I thought you may wish to know.” Yes. She do this. She’s beautiful and she get a lot of them so she had to. I might need to start telling yo mama that u out here in these streets dirtying yo onesie footsies bruv. THEMS INDOOR FOOTSIES NOT FOR OUTDOOR WEAR-AND-TEAR SMH YALL GOT THE GAME FVCKED UP AND MOST IMPORTANT: ISS NOT A COSTUME ISSA SLEEPER BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂: u/Hotpocket1229 ld i.redd.it l think my dog wants to be a mob boss for Halloween @DrSmashlove Dear Men, a one piece animal sleeper onesie thingie with a hood is not a costume. Ignore the lil animal ears on the hood bruv that’s just to make it cute - it’s not a costume - issa sleeper. And them little footsies bruv? Them lil built-in footsies that u wearing OVER shoes onto the street, getting it all dirty and worn out and tattered? Thems indoor footsies bruv. Not outdoor. Iss ruined now. Who raised u, bruv? Like when u were a kid and u had that onesie sleeper on and u tried to run out on the street to play with yo lil homies, yo mama ain’t grab u by the upper arm, brang u inside and whup ya ass for dirtying the footsie feets bruv? I’m appalled. This sh!t appalling. I got a lil homegirl who if u send her a d!ck pic she will reverse stalk yo phone number and find out who u mama is and get her cell phone number and text her to tell her. “Your son is sending pics of his pen!s I thought you may wish to know.” Yes. She do this. She’s beautiful and she get a lot of them so she had to. I might need to start telling yo mama that u out here in these streets dirtying yo onesie footsies bruv. THEMS INDOOR FOOTSIES NOT FOR OUTDOOR WEAR-AND-TEAR SMH YALL GOT THE GAME FVCKED UP AND MOST IMPORTANT: ISS NOT A COSTUME ISSA SLEEPER BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂
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