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        Dogs, Head, and Love: MACHINEDOGGERISM
machinedoggerism:


One last kiss. I love you like a broken pot. One last kiss. I love you like a pack of dogs. One last kiss. I need you like I need a gaping head wound.


        

            
            

                
                
                    Dogs, Head, and Love: MACHINEDOGGERISM
machinedoggerism:


One last kiss. I love you like a broken pot. One last kiss. I love you like a pack of dogs. One last kiss. I need you like I need a gaping head wound.


                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Dove, Funny, and Head: Language
 Why English is
 so hard to learn
 11. The insurance was invalid for the
 invalid in his hospital bed.
 12. There was a row among the
 oarsmen about who would row.
 13. They were too close to the door
 to close it.
 14. The buck does funny things when
 the does (females) are present.
 15.A seamstress and a sewer fell
 down into a sewer line.
 16. To help with planting, the farmer
 taught his sow to sow.
 17.The wind was too strong to wind
 the sail around the mast.
 Marlene Davis
 YOU think English
 is easy? Check out
 the following.
 1. The bandage
 was wound around
 the wound.
 2. The farm was cultivated to produce
 produce.
 3. The dump was so full that the
 workers had to refuse more refuse.
 4. We must polish the Polish furniture
 shown at the store.
 5. He could lead if he would get the
 lead out.
 6. The soldier decided to desert his
 tasty dessert in the desert.
 7. Since there is no time like the pres-
 ent, he thought it was time to present the
 present to his girlfriend.
 8.A bass was painted on the head of
 the bass drum.
 9.When shot at, the dove dove into
 the bushes.
 10.1 did not object to the object
 which he showed me.
 18. Upon seeing the tear in her
 painting she shed a tear.
 19.I had to subject the subject to a
 series of tests.
 20. How can I intimate this to my
 most intimate friend?
 Heteronyms
 These are brilliant. Homonyms
 or homographs are words of like
 spelling, but with more than one
 meaning and sound.
 When pronounced differently,
 they are known as heteronyms
English is thoroughly tough
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dove, Funny, and Head: Language
 Why English is
 so hard to learn
 11. The insurance was invalid for the
 invalid in his hospital bed.
 12. There was a row among the
 oarsmen about who would row.
 13. They were too close to the door
 to close it.
 14. The buck does funny things when
 the does (females) are present.
 15.A seamstress and a sewer fell
 down into a sewer line.
 16. To help with planting, the farmer
 taught his sow to sow.
 17.The wind was too strong to wind
 the sail around the mast.
 Marlene Davis
 YOU think English
 is easy? Check out
 the following.
 1. The bandage
 was wound around
 the wound.
 2. The farm was cultivated to produce
 produce.
 3. The dump was so full that the
 workers had to refuse more refuse.
 4. We must polish the Polish furniture
 shown at the store.
 5. He could lead if he would get the
 lead out.
 6. The soldier decided to desert his
 tasty dessert in the desert.
 7. Since there is no time like the pres-
 ent, he thought it was time to present the
 present to his girlfriend.
 8.A bass was painted on the head of
 the bass drum.
 9.When shot at, the dove dove into
 the bushes.
 10.1 did not object to the object
 which he showed me.
 18. Upon seeing the tear in her
 painting she shed a tear.
 19.I had to subject the subject to a
 series of tests.
 20. How can I intimate this to my
 most intimate friend?
 Heteronyms
 These are brilliant. Homonyms
 or homographs are words of like
 spelling, but with more than one
 meaning and sound.
 When pronounced differently,
 they are known as heteronyms
English is thoroughly tough
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Android, Community, and Iphone: Uncle G i o
 @GionniOnTheSpot
 A black man was offered $200 to beat
 up a black transgender woman. It was
 filmed & went viral one month ago
 Today, she was found dead from a
 gunshot wound
 Transphobia is NOT a joke. Hold your
 peers accountable
 Transphobia KILLED Muhlaysia
 Booker
 #ProtectBlackTransWomen
 4:47 PM May 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
 17.4K Likes
 8.9K Retweets

 Uncle G i o
 @GionniOnTheSpot
 Three black transgender women have
 been murdered with days of each
 other.
 I'm sick. But will continue to fight for:
 Muhlaysia Booker
 Claire Legato
 Michelle Simone
 Rest in power sistahs
 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
 #TransisBeautiful
 #ProtectBlackTransWomen
 8:14 AM May 20, 2019 Twitter for Android

 Uncle G i o
 @GionniOnTheSpot
 Update via @HRC hrc.org/blog/hrc-
 mourn
 Simone's death comes just a day after
 Muhlaysia Booker was fatally shot in Dallas
 and less than a week after Claire Legato died
 in Cleveland after being shot. It is the fifth
 known case of deadly violence against the
 transgender community in 2019, all of whom
 were Black transgender women. Last year,
 advocates tracked the deaths of at least 26
 transgender people.
 4:35 PM May 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
between-stars-and-waves:
thatpettyblackgirl:


Source


https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/05/20/transgender-woman-muhlaysia-booker-shot-dead-dallas/


Black trans lives matter. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    Android, Community, and Iphone: Uncle G i o
 @GionniOnTheSpot
 A black man was offered $200 to beat
 up a black transgender woman. It was
 filmed & went viral one month ago
 Today, she was found dead from a
 gunshot wound
 Transphobia is NOT a joke. Hold your
 peers accountable
 Transphobia KILLED Muhlaysia
 Booker
 #ProtectBlackTransWomen
 4:47 PM May 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
 17.4K Likes
 8.9K Retweets

 Uncle G i o
 @GionniOnTheSpot
 Three black transgender women have
 been murdered with days of each
 other.
 I'm sick. But will continue to fight for:
 Muhlaysia Booker
 Claire Legato
 Michelle Simone
 Rest in power sistahs
 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
 #TransisBeautiful
 #ProtectBlackTransWomen
 8:14 AM May 20, 2019 Twitter for Android

 Uncle G i o
 @GionniOnTheSpot
 Update via @HRC hrc.org/blog/hrc-
 mourn
 Simone's death comes just a day after
 Muhlaysia Booker was fatally shot in Dallas
 and less than a week after Claire Legato died
 in Cleveland after being shot. It is the fifth
 known case of deadly violence against the
 transgender community in 2019, all of whom
 were Black transgender women. Last year,
 advocates tracked the deaths of at least 26
 transgender people.
 4:35 PM May 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
between-stars-and-waves:
thatpettyblackgirl:


Source


https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/05/20/transgender-woman-muhlaysia-booker-shot-dead-dallas/


Black trans lives matter. 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
between-stars-and-waves:
thatpettyblackgirl:


Source


https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/05/20/transgender-woman-muhlaysia-booker-shot-dead-d...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        College, Crime, and Fake: coolhotdad
 my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then
 go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I
 break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I
 take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring
 fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when
 the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out
 who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire
 division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake"
 purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and
 break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee.
 While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to
 my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35
 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who
 shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying
 body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the
 last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break
 into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have
 been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I
 have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college
 girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she
 goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and
 realizes that they're all fakes.
 Source: coolhotdad
A crime requiring purse-istence
        

            
            

                
                
                    College, Crime, and Fake: coolhotdad
 my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then
 go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I
 break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I
 take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring
 fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when
 the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out
 who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire
 division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake"
 purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and
 break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee.
 While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to
 my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35
 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who
 shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying
 body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the
 last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break
 into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have
 been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I
 have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college
 girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she
 goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and
 realizes that they're all fakes.
 Source: coolhotdad
A crime requiring purse-istence
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Tumblr, Ugly, and Bears: When my brother was born in 1985, my mother
 purchased two identical teddy bears. The one on the
 left has been my brother's for 30 years, the one on
 the right has been kept in storage for my brother's
 first child who was born today...
noitsbecks:

breanieswordvomit:
foulmouthedliberty:

srsfunny:

Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later

“Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.’‘Does it hurt?’ asked the Rabbit. ‘Sometimes,’ said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. ‘When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.’ ‘Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,’ he asked, ‘or bit by bit?’ ‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”― Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

ugly sobbing 

@upon-your-eyes
        

            
            

                
                
                    Tumblr, Ugly, and Bears: When my brother was born in 1985, my mother
 purchased two identical teddy bears. The one on the
 left has been my brother's for 30 years, the one on
 the right has been kept in storage for my brother's
 first child who was born today...
noitsbecks:

breanieswordvomit:
foulmouthedliberty:

srsfunny:

Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later

“Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.’‘Does it hurt?’ asked the Rabbit. ‘Sometimes,’ said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. ‘When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.’ ‘Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,’ he asked, ‘or bit by bit?’ ‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”― Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

ugly sobbing 

@upon-your-eyes
                    
                
            

            
                
                
noitsbecks:

breanieswordvomit:
foulmouthedliberty:

srsfunny:

Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later

“Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the S...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Advice, Apparently, and Basketball: envyadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say "you're
 welcome" and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying 'your problem
 ea
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 looking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "
 have to pay a fee" and I walked in
 and firmly stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents)
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnof so I tried to say
 "quick and "tast at the same time and
 I ended up screaming "QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how I
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying "I'm gay.
 Which, while kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 I was switching between Bye Deanna
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 uncomfortable.
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up
 demanding "What are you doing here?
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying "Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm
 so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drink
 "MY KINK
 and my keys
 and ended up screaming
 I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You
 have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POS T
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled
 between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night
 die"
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but
 finished with "no don't
 INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with It's my pleasure
 and said "You're my pleasurel
 instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie.
 kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com
        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Apparently, and Basketball: envyadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say "you're
 welcome" and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying 'your problem
 ea
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 looking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "
 have to pay a fee" and I walked in
 and firmly stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents)
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnof so I tried to say
 "quick and "tast at the same time and
 I ended up screaming "QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how I
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying "I'm gay.
 Which, while kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 I was switching between Bye Deanna
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 uncomfortable.
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up
 demanding "What are you doing here?
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying "Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm
 so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drink
 "MY KINK
 and my keys
 and ended up screaming
 I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You
 have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POS T
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled
 between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night
 die"
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but
 finished with "no don't
 INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with It's my pleasure
 and said "You're my pleasurel
 instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie.
 kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Bad, Fire, and Head: REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 DISSOLUTE HABITS
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GRIEF
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDY
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SALVATION ARMY
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
 AC EACT
 NOVEL READING
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
intp-fuck-up:

phanintheafternoon:

phanintheafternoon:List of reasons for admission into a mental asylum in 1864-1889
tag yourself i’m seduction & disappointment

over action of the mind

Immoral life
        

            
            

                
                
                    Bad, Fire, and Head: REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 DISSOLUTE HABITS
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GRIEF
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDY
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SALVATION ARMY
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
 AC EACT
 NOVEL READING
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
intp-fuck-up:

phanintheafternoon:

phanintheafternoon:List of reasons for admission into a mental asylum in 1864-1889
tag yourself i’m seduction & disappointment

over action of the mind

Immoral life
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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