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"Im bored." "Same." "You tryna make out?" "Nigga what?" "Never mind it was a dumb question." "You wanna make up some scenarios?" "Scenarios?" "Yea, made up situations." "Oh ok. Ight you go first." "Hmm lets see. If you could relive last year, what would you do differently?" "Awww this shit easy. I wouldn't fuck this one nigga that gave me herpes." "Holup you got herpes? Is that why you wanted to make-" "What would you do differently?" "Me? I would stop myself from nutting in my baby sisters lotion." "Oh word you do that too?" Alright I got a tough one. If you could go back in time to any time period, where would you go and why?" "Tough? Nigga thats easy." "How?" "Look, ima go back to when my Mom was pregnant with me and rock her shit while she on the stairs. Im saving her money on an abortion ya feel me?" "Wont you dissapear then?" "Dont we all?" "Damn that's deep." "What would you do?" "Well, I'd probably go back in time and stop 9-11." "9-11? Whats that?" "Exactly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)": When a lame nigga in the group chat say he get hoes Me: "Im bored." "Same." "You tryna make out?" "Nigga what?" "Never mind it was a dumb question." "You wanna make up some scenarios?" "Scenarios?" "Yea, made up situations." "Oh ok. Ight you go first." "Hmm lets see. If you could relive last year, what would you do differently?" "Awww this shit easy. I wouldn't fuck this one nigga that gave me herpes." "Holup you got herpes? Is that why you wanted to make-" "What would you do differently?" "Me? I would stop myself from nutting in my baby sisters lotion." "Oh word you do that too?" Alright I got a tough one. If you could go back in time to any time period, where would you go and why?" "Tough? Nigga thats easy." "How?" "Look, ima go back to when my Mom was pregnant with me and rock her shit while she on the stairs. Im saving her money on an abortion ya feel me?" "Wont you dissapear then?" "Dont we all?" "Damn that's deep." "What would you do?" "Well, I'd probably go back in time and stop 9-11." "9-11? Whats that?" "Exactly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
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You know what I hate? I hate when people bash other people for not being good in a subject. Like people have different intellectual levels. I'm very good at science, ELA, and social studies, but guess what, I'm horrible at math. You may be amazing at everything or you may be horrible at everything. But we shouldn't bash each other because we don't all handle a subject differently. Or when people say something hurts. Like if I stub my toe, I'll probably cry for 74 days because I have a low pain tolerance. You might saw off your arm with a spark from Popeyes and you might say "ouch that hurt a little." But we are all different so we can't tell each other that this hurts or that doesn't hurt. Ya feel me? We're all unique and have different ways of understanding and doing things. And I think that's great. I mean it's not great that I want to cry when I have a paper cut but those things hurt ok like ow. But I mean uniqueness is great and we should embrace it.: the james boyle: OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. We i'm pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah I deserve notes ok You know what I hate? I hate when people bash other people for not being good in a subject. Like people have different intellectual levels. I'm very good at science, ELA, and social studies, but guess what, I'm horrible at math. You may be amazing at everything or you may be horrible at everything. But we shouldn't bash each other because we don't all handle a subject differently. Or when people say something hurts. Like if I stub my toe, I'll probably cry for 74 days because I have a low pain tolerance. You might saw off your arm with a spark from Popeyes and you might say "ouch that hurt a little." But we are all different so we can't tell each other that this hurts or that doesn't hurt. Ya feel me? We're all unique and have different ways of understanding and doing things. And I think that's great. I mean it's not great that I want to cry when I have a paper cut but those things hurt ok like ow. But I mean uniqueness is great and we should embrace it.

You know what I hate? I hate when people bash other people for not being good in a subject. Like people have different intellectual level...

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This one day I wanted to feel what's it's like to be a Caucasian. So I ordered red wine with a medium cooked steak. I usually get it medium well or well done because I can't be biting a raw cow fam, ya feel me? But that day was a Caucasian day so I had to get the most rawest cooked steak. I got my red wine to go along with it. My waiter brings me the meal I'm doing the most with that wine Infront of him. Like having my pinky raised and sniffin that shit and rotating the glass then sniffing it again. Knowing damn well I don't know what the fuck I'm sniffing. I'm used to drinking mango lassi with kabobs so when I tasted that red wine......bruhhhhhh I wanted my $14 back ASAP. Then I cut into my steak and the fucking blood spurred out. I realized I didn't wanna be a Caucasian no more. I went to "laziz biryani corner" right after. Smh $60 gone to waste. (@mo_wad): When the waiter brings out the wine and u have to do the weird taste test acting like u didn't chug wine from a bag in college Camo wad This one day I wanted to feel what's it's like to be a Caucasian. So I ordered red wine with a medium cooked steak. I usually get it medium well or well done because I can't be biting a raw cow fam, ya feel me? But that day was a Caucasian day so I had to get the most rawest cooked steak. I got my red wine to go along with it. My waiter brings me the meal I'm doing the most with that wine Infront of him. Like having my pinky raised and sniffin that shit and rotating the glass then sniffing it again. Knowing damn well I don't know what the fuck I'm sniffing. I'm used to drinking mango lassi with kabobs so when I tasted that red wine......bruhhhhhh I wanted my $14 back ASAP. Then I cut into my steak and the fucking blood spurred out. I realized I didn't wanna be a Caucasian no more. I went to "laziz biryani corner" right after. Smh $60 gone to waste. (@mo_wad)
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