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Af, Bitch, and Finals: "yo mama so fat, she go to the movies and sit next to everbody" 3rd grade niggas: If you black thereโ€™s no such thing as cyber bullying or bullying in general for that matter. You gotta have tough skin in this cruel world. Flash back to the simpler times when you roast someone you had to be there not on Twitter. Yo mama jokes were probably the most fierce and cruel for two reasons. 1. because itโ€™s personal and 2. because itโ€™s personal. I can talk all the shit about my momma but if someone else do it these hands are registered to deal some damage. In middle school we had a sub for the day. Everybody knows the Sub gets less respect then Yamcha. Sub teachers get no love in the public school system. Usually we rejoicing cause our teacher was mean af and we get to do shit we usually donโ€™t getaway with. This one sub (she was white) was unseasoned and uncultured. We was probably her first black class she ran into. Shit went left from the jump when she couldnโ€™t pronounce the more challenging ghetto names like Shiquda carpayment or Walter Watermelon Jenkins the 3rd or what my niggas called Dae dae. This sub came fully prepared with a lesson and all that. We gave no fucks she eventually said fuck it too and gave free time. We started to get into yo momma jokes. At first the sub was hesitant but she saw we didnโ€™t care it was all fun and games. Itโ€™s 3rd period and we literally having a 20 man battle royale roast session. It looked like a March madness bracket the way we had rounds set up. The sub tryna be hip and hops in to roast dae dae in the semi finals. It was fun till it got personal. The Teacher had to take it to another level like she Jiren from Super. โ€œYo momma so ugly thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t got a daddy DAE daeโ€. Like damn bitch we some kids you really had to take it there. I can see defeat in dae daes eyes as he begin to go for his turn. My boy done stuttered and thatโ€™s automatic disqualification once a person begins to stutter just pull out a clip board for the L they have to receive. My Becky won yo momma that day. After school dae dae momma pulled up to school and he told her what happen. Shortly after Ms. Becky got robbed in the parking lot. Long story short donโ€™t fuck with a kid name dae dae. That shit almost sound like dangerous.
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Af, Ass, and Beard: When you watchin Black Panther wit yo boo and Michael B. Jordan come on the screen Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard donโ€™t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michael b Jordan head ass nigga pulls up I have no chance. Itโ€™s like Yamcha vs Jiren. So Iโ€™m on a double date, my bro, his girl, my girl, and I. We went to see Black Panther. Girls ruthless when they be describing they celebrirty crush. They be having no remorse describing features and attributes that We donโ€™t have. I donโ€™t got that much Virtual Currency to level up. While watching the trailers the girls converse about how hype they are for the movie and the fine line of melanated cast memebers. All throughout the movie when ever one of the dudes appeared shirtless like they on a jet beauty magazine they creamed. Michael B came up me and my bro both seen our girls mouth start to water like in the cartoons when you know they bout to fuck a plate of food. The ride home is where things really turned up. We were having a convo when sex comes up. Sharing each other thoughts my bro ask ( the girl Iโ€™m in a date with) So you wouldnโ€™t let a dude hit before marriage?โ€ She respond swiftly โ€œOnly if he fine afโ€. I try to throw myself in there like โ€œ you know Iโ€™m up next โ€œ. Her response โ€œBoy bye, like I said Girl only if he fine I can ride his dick into the sunsetโ€. I can see my bro giving me eye contact through the rear view mirror. Itโ€™s hard to drive when you see disappointment in the rear view. A single tear nosedived from eyes down my cheek. I pulled over to the side of the road and let my girl drive the rest of the way. Iโ€™m tryna build something and she playing games. Bury me in Wakanda where the land flows with milk and honey and everybody look like me. Every time I play fortnite I land in lonely lodge. A nigga donโ€™t even be tryna play no more I just sit there and let myself get engulfed in the storm.
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Anime, Bulma, and Dragonball: 2 The initial'fight is over It's time for the powenful warriors GOKU! EVERYONE HEREI COME!!I Yamcha is coming guys! Credit when reposting Comment Below! Follow my 2nd account @supersaiyanrage โ™ฆ๏ธโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€“โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ™ฆ๏ธ โฌ‡๏ธFollow Below:โฌ‡๏ธ @kakarot.holic ๐Ÿค“ @saiyansongoku.ig๐Ÿ˜Ž @legend.dbz๐Ÿ˜Œ @vegeta.holic๐Ÿ”ฅ @future.marcaritaa๐Ÿ˜‡ @future.trunkss๐Ÿ˜Š @sema.art_๐Ÿ˜† @t.apion๐Ÿ˜‹ @supersaiyan.rose ๐Ÿ˜œ @saiyankid.c ๐Ÿค‘ @lord.beeruskun ๐Ÿ˜ @dbz.heaven ๐Ÿ˜ฏ @dbz.infinity ๐Ÿ˜ @dbsuper_๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ”ทโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€“โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€“โ€”โ€”๐Ÿ”ท Credit: Hashtags: {โš ๏ธIGNOREโš ๏ธ} [ db] [ dbz] [ dbs] [ dbgt] [ dragonball] [ dragonballz] [ dragonballsuper] [ dragonballgt] [ goku ] [ songoku ] [ gohan] [ dbzmemes ] [ goten] [ chichi] [ vegeta] [ trunks] [ piccolo] [ bulma] [ beerus] [ whis] [ supersaiyan] [ kamehameha ] [ krillin] [ dokkanbattle ] [ like4like] [ anime] [ frieza] [ saiyan] [ gokublack] [ Japan] ๐Ÿ’ โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€“โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€“โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€“๐Ÿ’ 

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