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Af, Bitch, and Blunts: Anonymous 09/03/18(Mon)19:47:12 No.778968096 >-778968096 (OP)# Alright /b/ros, high stories thread? I'll start of course ana yesS >somewhat-friend is hosting a party at his place, he's a stoner (and rich) so guaranteed weed spit it out already, goddamn "I wanna give you my phone number are you fucking kidding me we sit up, she starts to say her number has me repeat it back to her he's a narcissistic asshole but he's also enough of one that more than a few people think he's a "456 "456 7890 7890' >desperately trying to keep the numbers in my hate this dude's guts but marijohna so what the show up, place is more packed than I thought bypass everyone inside, go straight for fakechad's room gottagetthatshreddedlettuce.pptx >he's in the room, couple others passing blunts >sees me, I give him a brofive while the phrase "fucken chads" resonates through my head over and over take stock of the personage >I forget within 5 seconds fuck it, I wanna bone we get back to it >couple minutes in, were about to do it I've got my pants pulled to my ankles, her shirt:s eyes lock on this 8/10 flatchested gril about my height, leggy af, EXACTLY my type targetspotted.wav >l say "hand me a blunt bro", hold out hand >she stops me agairn FORFUCKSSAKE.jpg tears in her eyes >what'd I fuck up now "anon i >dumb bitch is probably gonna give me her email or some shit maintain eye contact with qt, she smiles at me >get absolutely fucking wrecked for the next few hours, initiate conversation with gt >she's obviously into me, we share some interests talk about vidya, later on some heavier topics once were sufficiently fucked > 40 or so hits later I'm ready to engage stand up, say "bathroom eye contact with qt, she gets it and stands up >she's wearing jean short-shorts my boner hits critical mass holyshitthoselegs.webm Anonymous 09/03/18(Mon)20:05:50 No.778969312 >-778969243 # rans mind completely blanks what the fuck does that even mean takes me a few seconds before my mind goes back to some dumbass greentext single line sticks over everything else "trans people are a disease" moment of epiphany, everything's fine now we make our way to another room, unoccupied i have a little trouble finding it, she just followS h close behind me the whole time, breathing heavyyou don't care?" Eyes bright, tears gone even her breathing is hot, sweet christ eventually find room, step in as soon as door is closed I turn around and we yea'Iljust wear a condom so I don't catch the lean in hand on my chest, stopped again "Nah it's fine I have condoms 2 disease his face when immediate outrage, he stands up in a single surge of motion >"fuck you man, I thought you'd be cool storms out I'm confused as fuck, wtf just happened I sit there for like 10 minutes with my pants around mv knees >her mouth is hot and soft we move it over the the twin size bed in the corner of the room gets hot and heavy, my shirts on the floor, buckle we're making out after a minute she puts her hand on my chest and stops me she bites her lip "anon i... holy shit this is the part where she tells me she >OHSHIT It strikes me that I just made out with a dude >l gtfo as quickly as possible, never go to fakechad's place again Part 2 in a minute So, how gay am 1? Is it curable?