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Curving, Fashion, and Head: Pendulum financialeconomicsexplainedus: POSTED: 10/09/2019 The Stock market, as well as the overall economy, moves between a boom and bust cycle - it basically moves between growth and value investing - it is that simple! After a recession, when the whole stock market cycle, the business cycle and the credit cycle have gone bust: interest rates are low to super low, the Fed is trying to stimulate the economy - Investors start to look at Growth Stocks/ Growth-Oriented Mutual Funds (a growth stock is one that generally averages about 20% growth per year along with the technology sectors like semiconductors and Biotech/Pharmaceuticals)….. Small Cap stocks/Mutual Funds also take off - money is cheap to borrow to fund R&D, marketing expenses, etc. But Value stocks/Mutual Funds also start to rise: A RISING TIDE LIFTS ALL BOATS - was the 90′s moniker! Hence, the market starts to take off: as markets start to heat up and the economy starts to OVERHEAT - the Fed starts to raise interests to COOL the market down - like in November 1999 - the Fed had raised the Federal Funds rate way up to a whopping 6.5% to try and cool down the economy and to put a damper on the Dot.com Boom - fueled stock market! Those who forget history do not recall that the yield curve inverted in 1998; the Federal Funds rate was too high in 1999 (FYI side note: the “average” technology mutual fund in 1999 was up 100%!!!!!!!!!!!! by years’ end) Guess what? The whole market crashed in April 2000! So from that time to about mid-June 2000 - the market went nowhere! Value investing and investing in Bonds (like Intermediate and Long-term Treasury Bonds (backed by the full faith of the US government) went up from June 2000 to December 2000 (Berkshire Hathaway A shares went up over 85% that year within 6 months!). Warren Buffet? Look him up! Treasuries also did extremely well - like one “Talking Head” has been quoted as saying - “There is always a Bull Market somewhere”…… And the whole process starts over again from a boom to bust cycle, about every 10 years or so……the Real Estate Market moves in a boom to bust cycle about every 7 years…. MY OPINION – stay the course with Value-oriented Investing: it works in both up and down markets! A mix of Value Mutual Funds and Treasury Bond Mutual Funds weather ALL storms - OVER THE LONG HAUL - and yes, expect a few hiccups along the way too LOL!)….Exchange Traded Funds (ETF’s) investing will work too - but, I like Mutual Funds - the minimums are $3,000.00 however (at least) to start investing in a SINGLE fund. DO YOUR RESEARCH/DUE DILIGENCE ON THE WEB and also on YOU TUBE! Guys - the overall stock market climbs in a stair-step fashion: up, then sideways/down and then up again! Invest for the long term (like 30-50+ years)….YOU WILL BE A WINNER! Be it an investment account or a retirement account or BOTH: like a personal investment account and a ROTH IRA or an employer-sponsored 401k Plan along with a personal investment account. Dollar-Cost Average your contributions to personal investment/ROTH accounts; that is invest the same $ amount each and every month - regardless, whether the market is up or down! Ignore the noise! Ignore the Talking Heads”. CURRENT MARKET : MY OPINION Me personally, I am accumulating cash and letting my current investment portfolio just ride along with this geo-politically fueled/baseless rate cut economic environment …Impeachment talks, China Trade War escalation, Iran concerns, Saudi Arabia bombings, Japan-South Korea tensions as well as renewed North Korea tension over prior failed talks, the American Farmers plight due to the trade war, negative return/yield rates on European Bonds, Brexit concerns, a dollar that is too strong, etc. When American companies start to cut back, lay people off, these people can not keep spending to keep GDP/the economy growing, then these people can not pay their mortgages/auto loans/credit cards….Will it be “somewhat” similar to 2008… all over again? I have no professional opinion nor do I have a crystal ball – Maybe the FED will engineer a “SOFT” Landing”…..this time: they never did in the past when “Bubbles” Greenspan or “Helicopter Ben” Bernake were FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIRMEN. THOSE THAT FORGET HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT…. Flash

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Curving, Fashion, and Head: Pendulum financialeconomicsexplainedus: POSTED: 10/09/2019 The Stock market, as well as the overall economy, moves between a boom and bust cycle - it basically moves between growth and value investing - it is that simple! After a recession, when the whole stock market cycle, the business cycle and the credit cycle have gone bust: interest rates are low to super low, the Fed is trying to stimulate the economy - Investors start to look at Growth Stocks/ Growth-Oriented Mutual Funds (a growth stock is one that generally averages about 20% growth per year along with the technology sectors like semiconductors and Biotech/Pharmaceuticals)….. Small Cap stocks/Mutual Funds also take off - money is cheap to borrow to fund R&D, marketing expenses, etc. But Value stocks/Mutual Funds also start to rise: A RISING TIDE LIFTS ALL BOATS - was the 90′s moniker! Hence, the market starts to take off: as markets start to heat up and the economy starts to OVERHEAT - the Fed starts to raise interests to COOL the market down - like in November 1999 - the Fed had raised the Federal Funds rate way up to a whopping 6.5% to try and cool down the economy and to put a damper on the Dot.com Boom - fueled stock market! Those who forget history do not recall that the yield curve inverted in 1998; the Federal Funds rate was too high in 1999 (FYI side note: the “average” technology mutual fund in 1999 was up 100%!!!!!!!!!!!! by years’ end) Guess what? The whole market crashed in April 2000! So from that time to about mid-June 2000 - the market went nowhere! Value investing and investing in Bonds (like Intermediate and Long-term Treasury Bonds (backed by the full faith of the US government) went up from June 2000 to December 2000 (Berkshire Hathaway A shares went up over 85% that year within 6 months!). Warren Buffet? Look him up! Treasuries also did extremely well - like one “Talking Head” has been quoted as saying - “There is always a Bull Market somewhere”…… And the whole process starts over again from a boom to bust cycle, about every 10 years or so……the Real Estate Market moves in a boom to bust cycle about every 7 years…. MY OPINION – stay the course with Value-oriented Investing: it works in both up and down markets! A mix of Value Mutual Funds and Treasury Bond Mutual Funds weather ALL storms - OVER THE LONG HAUL - and yes, expect a few hiccups along the way too LOL!)….Exchange Traded Funds (ETF’s) investing will work too - but, I like Mutual Funds - the minimums are $3,000.00 however (at least) to start investing in a SINGLE fund. DO YOUR RESEARCH/DUE DILIGENCE ON THE WEB and also on YOU TUBE! Guys - the overall stock market climbs in a stair-step fashion: up, then sideways/down and then up again! Invest for the long term (like 30-50+ years)….YOU WILL BE A WINNER! Be it an investment account or a retirement account or BOTH: like a personal investment account and a ROTH IRA or an employer-sponsored 401k Plan along with a personal investment account. Dollar-Cost Average your contributions to personal investment/ROTH accounts; that is invest the same $ amount each and every month - regardless, whether the market is up or down! Ignore the noise! Ignore the Talking Heads”. CURRENT MARKET : MY OPINION Me personally, I am accumulating cash and letting my current investment portfolio just ride along with this geo-politically fueled/baseless rate cut economic environment …Impeachment talks, China Trade War escalation, Iran concerns, Saudi Arabia bombings, Japan-South Korea tensions as well as renewed North Korea tension over prior failed talks, the American Farmers plight due to the trade war, negative return/yield rates on European Bonds, Brexit concerns, a dollar that is too strong, etc. When American companies start to cut back, lay people off, these people can not keep spending to keep GDP/the economy growing, then these people can not pay their mortgages/auto loans/credit cards….Will it be “somewhat” similar to 2008… all over again? I have no professional opinion nor do I have a crystal ball – Maybe the FED will engineer a “SOFT” Landing”…..this time: they never did in the past when “Bubbles” Greenspan or “Helicopter Ben” Bernake were FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIRMEN. THOSE THAT FORGET HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT…. Flash

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Curving, Fashion, and Head: Pendulum financialeconomicsexplainedus: POSTED: 10/09/2019 The Stock market, as well as the overall economy, moves between a boom and bust cycle - it basically moves between growth and value investing - it is that simple! After a recession, when the whole stock market cycle, the business cycle and the credit cycle have gone bust: interest rates are low to super low, the Fed is trying to stimulate the economy - Investors start to look at Growth Stocks/ Growth-Oriented Mutual Funds (a growth stock is one that generally averages about 20% growth per year along with the technology sectors like semiconductors and Biotech/Pharmaceuticals)….. Small Cap stocks/Mutual Funds also take off - money is cheap to borrow to fund R&D, marketing expenses, etc. But Value stocks/Mutual Funds also start to rise: A RISING TIDE LIFTS ALL BOATS - was the 90′s moniker! Hence, the market starts to take off: as markets start to heat up and the economy starts to OVERHEAT - the Fed starts to raise interests to COOL the market down - like in November 1999 - the Fed had raised the Federal Funds rate way up to a whopping 6.5% to try and cool down the economy and to put a damper on the Dot.com Boom - fueled stock market! Those who forget history do not recall that the yield curve inverted in 1998; the Federal Funds rate was too high in 1999 (FYI side note: the “average” technology mutual fund in 1999 was up 100%!!!!!!!!!!!! by years’ end) Guess what? The whole market crashed in April 2000! So from that time to about mid-June 2000 - the market went nowhere! Value investing and investing in Bonds (like Intermediate and Long-term Treasury Bonds (backed by the full faith of the US government) went up from June 2000 to December 2000 (Berkshire Hathaway A shares went up over 85% that year within 6 months!). Warren Buffet? Look him up! Treasuries also did extremely well - like one “Talking Head” has been quoted as saying - “There is always a Bull Market somewhere”…… And the whole process starts over again from a boom to bust cycle, about every 10 years or so……the Real Estate Market moves in a boom to bust cycle about every 7 years…. MY OPINION – stay the course with Value-oriented Investing: it works in both up and down markets! A mix of Value Mutual Funds and Treasury Bond Mutual Funds weather ALL storms - OVER THE LONG HAUL - and yes, expect a few hiccups along the way too LOL!)….Exchange Traded Funds (ETF’s) investing will work too - but, I like Mutual Funds - the minimums are $3,000.00 however (at least) to start investing in a SINGLE fund. DO YOUR RESEARCH/DUE DILIGENCE ON THE WEB and also on YOU TUBE! Guys - the overall stock market climbs in a stair-step fashion: up, then sideways/down and then up again! Invest for the long term (like 30-50+ years)….YOU WILL BE A WINNER! Be it an investment account or a retirement account or BOTH: like a personal investment account and a ROTH IRA or an employer-sponsored 401k Plan along with a personal investment account. Dollar-Cost Average your contributions to personal investment/ROTH accounts; that is invest the same $ amount each and every month - regardless, whether the market is up or down! Ignore the noise! Ignore the Talking Heads”. CURRENT MARKET : MY OPINION Me personally, I am accumulating cash and letting my current investment portfolio just ride along with this geo-politically fueled/baseless rate cut economic environment …Impeachment talks, China Trade War escalation, Iran concerns, Saudi Arabia bombings, Japan-South Korea tensions as well as renewed North Korea tension over prior failed talks, the American Farmers plight due to the trade war, negative return/yield rates on European Bonds, Brexit concerns, a dollar that is too strong, etc. When American companies start to cut back, lay people off, these people can not keep spending to keep GDP/the economy growing, then these people can not pay their mortgages/auto loans/credit cards….Will it be “somewhat” similar to 2008… all over again? I have no professional opinion nor do I have a crystal ball – Maybe the FED will engineer a “SOFT” Landing”…..this time: they never did in the past when “Bubbles” Greenspan or “Helicopter Ben” Bernake were FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIRMEN. THOSE THAT FORGET HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT…. Flash

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Pain, Invincible, and Yield: it is being honest about my pain that makes me invincible - yield

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Friends, Future, and Respect: jehovahhthickness Dawg I hope my future kids respect me because I'm such a softy and I'm gonna have such a hard time saying no to them uncleromeo one of my close friends uses a "don't say no" approach to her parenting style. its more of a "let them say no" style but it works. when they ask for something, like "can I go..." or "can I have..." she responds with "is there any reason you can't/shouldn't?" no matter their answer, she asks.."why?" basically asking them to elaborate. a simple yes or no doesn't cut it. it builds their language skills and understanding of how their actions yield positive and negative results. if they know their behavior hasn't been satisfactory they may still be rewarded for acknowledging it. even if they try to lie... well she basically catches them in a lie. after talking it out she asks again, "should I let you have.../go...? even though she wants to give them everything they ask for, she also wants them to know (and understand what it means) whether or not they deserve it... and it really seems to be working. do you guys think this would work? -lilli

do you guys think this would work? -lilli

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Reason, Car, and Local: A. This car is yielding properly. If it enters now, it will cause an accident. B. This car is entering properly. There is no one to yield to. C. This car is yielding to nobody for no reason, because it thinks it has to yield if ANY car is in the circle ANYWHERE B D. This car hates car C. Courtesy of my local PD

Courtesy of my local PD

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Speed, Signs, and One: snOwbro THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES lubricates Stop Sign: Strict Speed Limit Sign: Cautious One Way Sign: Stubborn Yield Sign: Shy Keep Out Sign: Secretive signs and their personalities

signs and their personalities

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Beautiful, Clothes, and Crying: Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong I shalt pop some tags, only possess shillings within my pocket 2/12/13, 3:15 PM Not lambic....Do Not Accept... These tags I'll pop, and boast in rhyming verse that what I wear puts swagger in my gait; though twenty shillings have I in my purse, my self-esteem and manhood both inflate when lofty furs I purchase for a cent. Thy grandpa's clothes are worthy salvage, though they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent much less to dress myself from head to toe. To save or not to save? The question's moot. l never give my coin to high-street crooks. These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot to those, like me, more frugal in their looks. Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores, Il find my treasures in these thrifty stores. -Macklemore, "Thrift Shoppe" Crying with laughter ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING SO BEAUTIFUL THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz:Shakespearean Lyrics

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Food, Lay's, and Target: The Spectator Index SPECIATOR INDEX @spectatorindex Follow BUSINESS: Pepsi has sued four Indian farmers $150,000 each for growing the type of potato used in the chips of its Lays brand. 4:41 AM - 26 Apr 2019 1,371 Retweets 2,537 Likes Riley Mahon Follow @MahonoftheHour What stage of capitalism is it when massive corporations can sue poor people for growing food The Spectator Index @spectatorindex BUSINESS: Pepsi has sued four Indian farmers $150,000 each for growing the type of potato used in the chips of its Lays brand. 4:47 AM - 26 Apr 2019 2,893 Retweets 6,605 Likes summer-may: gahdamnpunk: Burn these corporations down!! Looks like when people talk about how greedy you are as a corporation, you take back your dumbass decision. Indian farmers make bare minimum after production, there are high number of suicides amongst farmers in India because they can’t pay back the loan they took or they didn’t yield much but due them why don’t you over the production of potatoes, yeah like they’ll be able to pay you, yeah great idea.

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Dad, Go to Sleep, and Hello: import 1btisam as mom import boaz as dad class Sophia(mom.genes, dad.genes Nelcome home def init (self): print('hello world!') def live(self): while True: self.go to sleep() yield Bardak() self.be_awesome() def be awesome (self): Nothing to do.. already aesod pass When a software developer weds a software developer.

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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Africa, Facts, and Food: 12 African nations have come together pledging to build a 9 mile wide band of trees that will stretch all the way across Africa, 4750 miles, in order to stop the progressive advancement of the Sahara. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com fuck-sayer: thatlupa: jenniferrpovey: jumpingjacktrash: becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys: ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy! Oh yes, acacia trees. They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality. And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on. And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows. Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better. So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land. Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc). This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries. ^ The bold.

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Memes, Break, and Test: To be rendered powerless does not strip you of your humanity. Your resilience is your humanity To yield and not break that is incredible strength... There is no way, there is no way- anyone would dare test their strength out on me because you all know there is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself. -Hannah Gadsby t1 pizzawithglitter #HannahGadsby ~GTSH~

#HannahGadsby ~GTSH~

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Will, Yield, and I Will: "I WILL NOT YIELD"

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Too Much, Work, and Best: Inside a method that returns IEnumerable<T> ' yield return has to return T ' not an IEnumerable<T> 341 Replace yield return c.GetDeepControlsByType<T> ); with foreach (var x in c.GetDeepControlsByType<T>)) yield return x; share edit flag answered Jan 13'10 at 10:29 Marcin Seredynski 4,4792 1422 341 just had exactly the same problem and googled this solution. I used it. I wanted to thank the author and got "You cant vote for your own post" I laughed when I realized what has just happened. Too much work kills your brain cells... - Marcin Seredynski Sep 12 11 at 19:24 @MarcinSeredynski, you deserve a vocation! KMX Sep 17 '13 at 23:53 @MarcinSeredynski that may well be the funniest comment I have ever seen on SO but it is SO believable. - Floris Dec 17 '13 at 17:59 2 @Marcin the same happened to me in the past:-) however, since can upvote this... - chiccodoro Jul 18 '14 at 12:35 @KMX - his vOcation is obviously 'Software Developer! - FastAl Oct 6 '14 at 13:43 I am wondering if this is still milkable for points? - Marcin Seredynski Dec 9 15 at 1:21 @MarcinSeredynski - This is without a doubt the best comment I've ever seen and is a poignant 6 reminder of the nature of software development. - bubbleking Dec 29 "15 at 20:33 add a comment when too much work kills your brain cells

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Anaconda, Beautiful, and Electronic Arts: Electronic Arts Inc NASDAQ: EA +Follow 76,57 usD-0,87 (1,12%) Closed: 21 Dec, 17:17 GMT-5 Disclaimer After hours 76.57 0.00 (0.00%) 1 day 5 days month 6 months YTD 5 years T year ax 160 106,02 USD Dec 22, 2017 140 120 100 80 60 Mar 2018 Jul 2018 Nov 2018 78,30 79,46 75,63 23,13B 24,56 Open Div yield Prev close 52-wk high 52-wk lovw High 77,44 151,26 75,63 Mkt cap P/E ratio What a beautiful thing to see

What a beautiful thing to see

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Curving, Head, and Shit: Finding an academic paper on the algorithm you want to implement Dirac-Chebyshev Degulsion with Tripolsive Tail Canceling and other shit that's over your head In this model, when the probability density of two series as a triplosive function which is zero on the positive integer, For each unit increased from x to x+1 units, the expected yield changes by Where is given by: It can then be solved using: Which yields the degulsion curve of Buhshhr Abandoned Repo With Perfect Implementation of your exact subproblem include Incomplete s incomplete / irst commit Mie Clarks nts on computing that Cholesky factoriat 热gngore 2013-03-10 ร1.4& 14 st com LICENSE irst commit README Update READMEt st commi irst commit eusodevice.ou 7 year But it is written in Prolog The saga continues.

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Curving, Head, and Shit: Finding an academic paper on the algorithm you want to implement Dirac-Chebyshev Degulsion with Tripolsive Tail Canceling and other shit that's over your head In this model, when the probability density of two series as a triplosive function which is zero on the positive integer, For each unit increased fromxtox+ units, the expected yield changes by Whereis given by It can then be solved using: Which yields the degulsion curve of Abandoned Repo With Perfect Implementation of your exact subproblenm φ view lcense Include Incomplete first com Incomplete first commit Mke Clark's ins on computing tat Cholesky factorizat first comt first commit 2013-03-19 114514 poupo LICENSE txt Make README. Update README. first comt first commit 7 yean 7 yeart open-source education

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Curving, Head, and School: Finding arn academic paper on the algorithm you want to implement Dirac-Chebyshev Degulsion with Tripolsive Tail Canceling and other shit that's over your head In this model, when the probability density of two series as a triplosive function which is zero on the positive integer For each unit increased from x to x 1 units, the expected yield changes by Пеге,..jur(ax.M: )E,)--(MIx :.: Е,ן)° Indrz.» is given by: א ± fa3/2 y bipax.lij Where XI _ g. (Vr2)do -0 It can then be solved using: Which yields the degulsion curve of Should have paid better attention in school

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cnn.com, Memes, and News: U.S. NEWS CNN LAWSUIT Nov 13 | CNN has filed a lawsuit against the White House after Jim Acosta's security clearance was suspended. CNN has filed a lawsuit against President Trump and several White House aides after chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s hard pass, a White House security clearance, was suspended. Acosta and Trump clashed during a press conference last week. ___ When Acosta attempted to enter the White House last Wednesday, he was denied access. The lawsuit alleges that the suspension violates his first and fifth amendment rights and calls for an immediate reinstatement of Acosta’s press credentials. ___ “He physically refused to surrender a White House microphone to an intern, so that other reporters might ask their questions. This was not the first time this reporter has inappropriately refused to yield to other reporters,” said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders. ___ “While the suit is specific to CNN and Acosta, this could have happened to anyone. If left unchallenged, the actions of the White House would create a dangerous chilling effect for any journalist who covers our elected officials,” said CNN.

CNN has filed a lawsuit against President Trump and several White House aides after chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s hard pass, ...

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cnn.com, Memes, and Respect: AP Photo/Alex Brandon Statement from Press Secretary Sarah Sanders on the CNN lawsuit: “We have been advised that CNN has filed a complaint challenging the suspension of Jim Acosta’s hard pass. This is just more grandstanding from CNN, and we will vigorously defend against this lawsuit. CNN, who has nearly 50 additional hard pass holders, and Mr. Acosta is no more or less special than any other media outlet or reporter with respect to the First Amendment. After Mr. Acosta asked the President two questions—each of which the President answered—he physically refused to surrender a White House microphone to an intern, so that other reporters might ask their questions. This was not the first time this reporter has inappropriately refused to yield to other reporters. The White House cannot run an orderly and fair press conference when a reporter acts this way, which is neither appropriate nor professional. The First Amendment is not served when a single reporter, of more than 150 present, attempts to monopolize the floor. If there is no check on this type of behavior it impedes the ability of the President, the White House staff, and members of the media to conduct business.”

Statement from Press Secretary Sarah Sanders on the CNN lawsuit: “We have been advised that CNN has filed a complaint challenging the suspen...

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Advice, Ass, and Bad: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that Counterpoint, my good man: Bragonsuck Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. dragons are SUPER horny counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post OP is right and they should say it Dragon Bf Giont Gnol Gobin Haiting Koboid Spite As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid Don't bring shrek into this OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never stopped talking or singing. That was his THING 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN advice-animal: How to Fuck your Dragon

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Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: the biggest lie, i think, the intemet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny ittle twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon ike a dragon...a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet..a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid formwould look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn't even love them and go...yeah I'd like to fuck that Counterpoint, my good man: Bragonsuck Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I'm Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I'm not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards. dragons are SUPER horny counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they've got better prospects than spindly little bards!lll They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!ll They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons, so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn't washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon's lairl I don't care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bitel When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can't at least True Polymorph to make things interesting you're right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard's sexual prospects with this post OP is right and they should say it Dragon Bf Giont Gnol Gobin Haiting Koboid Spite As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for homy-ness is, in fact, nymphs. Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM's carefully planned Big Bad encounter and fuck the dragon. I'm not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!! That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child If anything this just proves siderealsandman's point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their+1 light leather amor. What's the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid Don't bring shrek into this OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD 1) Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies-Donkey's role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero's quest and keep him on his path 2) You channel magical power through words and music Doney never stopped talking or singing. That was his THING 3) Key abilities: Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution- Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence-He's COLOR BLIND and stl managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution-dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie CONCLUSION-SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN How to Fuck your Dragon

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Apu ya dejará de aparecer en los Simpson porque lo consideran como un personaje que discrimina a los hindúes. Una pena. Hasta pronto gran Ap...

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Anaconda, Children, and Driving: 1983 autism rate i in 10.000 2008 autism fafe iin to 2013 autism trate in gg 10 vaccines given to U.s. children 36 vaccines given to U.S, children 46 vaccines glven to U.S. children Even if you don't think vaccines and autism are related... these are some YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERINGI WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO Fig. I IS FACEBOOK DRIVING THE GREEK DEBT CRISIS 750m users ofactive Facebook users 3.6 Yield on 10 year Greek government bonds 5.5m users 2011 Fig.3 DID AVAS CAUSE THE U.S. HOUSING BUBBLE? 100 price index 93.74 281 Avas named Ava Fig.4 WOULD M.NIGHT SHYAMALAN START MAKING GOOD MOVIES AGAIN IF PEOPLE BOUGHT MORE NEWSPAPERS? 85% (The Sixth Sense) ad sales The Last movies score on Rotten Tormatoes 1999 IS THIS MOUNTAIN RANGE AFFECTING THE MURDER RATE? Murders in New York State 12/10 best response to this idiocy correlation does not equal causation dumbasses Those are the best graphs ever l have seen similar posts, but this one has the best charts. Causation get Correlated.

Causation get Correlated.

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Anaconda, Children, and Driving: 1983 autism rate i in 10.000 2008 autism fafe iin to 2013 autism trate in gg 10 vaccines given to U.s. children 36 vaccines given to U.S, children 46 vaccines glven to U.S. children Even if you don't think vaccines and autism are related... these are some YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERINGI WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO Fig. I IS FACEBOOK DRIVING THE GREEK DEBT CRISIS 750m users ofactive Facebook users 3.6 Yield on 10 year Greek government bonds 5.5m users 2011 Fig.3 DID AVAS CAUSE THE U.S. HOUSING BUBBLE? 100 price index 93.74 281 Avas named Ava Fig.4 WOULD M.NIGHT SHYAMALAN START MAKING GOOD MOVIES AGAIN IF PEOPLE BOUGHT MORE NEWSPAPERS? 85% (The Sixth Sense) ad sales The Last movies score on Rotten Tormatoes 1999 IS THIS MOUNTAIN RANGE AFFECTING THE MURDER RATE? Murders in New York State 12/10 best response to this idiocy correlation does not equal causation dumbasses Those are the best graphs ever l have seen similar posts, but this one has the best charts. Causation get Correlated.

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Crying, England, and Life: CYRIL RICHARD "RICK" RESCORLA MAY 27, 1939 SEPT. 11, 2001 Men of Cornwall stop your dreaming; Can't you see their spearpoints gleaming? See their warriors' pennants streaming To this battlefield. Men of Cornwall stand ye steady; It cannot be ever said ve for the battle were not ready; Stand and never yield! 62-year-old Rick Rescorla was a veteran of both the British and American army, working in corporate security for Morgan Stanley-Dean Witter on the 44th floor of the south tower. When the tower was struck, Witter ignored intercom instructions for workers to remain at their desks and immediately began assisting people in leaving the building. As he directed people out, he boosted spirits by singing songs of his native Cornwall, England. He called his wife, Susan, who had been watching the attacks on TV. The New Yorker recounts some of his last words to her: "Stop crying," he said. "I have to get these people out safely. If something should happen to me, I want you to know I've never been happier. You made my life." Rescorla then contacted a friend, Dan Hill, and asked him to call his wife to calm her down. He is credited with saving most of the lives of Morgan Stanley's workers that day. His remains were never found.

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Sale Elon Musk fumando porros y bebiendo whisky y baja la acción(que haya dimitido el director financiero seguro que no tiene nada que ver)

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Meme, Cool, and Mom: My mom trying to leave the park ul5ive8ght Me A cool stick I wanna keep Excellent valuable meme that will yield high returns. Invest! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2NDEuyR

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A captured kamikaze pilot refusing to yield to America interrogation (circa 1944)

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