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"How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious ass meal while I dwell in this under-dining-table purgatory watching that egg yolk dribble down the side of yo mouth and then u gon feed me some overprice organic doggie food that ain't een 1-10th as delicious. K. I see u. Well see the problem is, I be acting like a dog too much. Greet u enthusiastically at the door. Wag my tail. Boop snoots, all that floofy shit that u humans like. But see I could be a cat, too. I could be hella uninterested in u. Ignore TF out of u just like the cat. Just icey cold den a MF. That's what u what? It MUST be what chu want, witchoe non-sharing ass. Go head then. GO HEAD. From now on, meow, BIH. MEOW. AF." 😂😂😂: u/chili_and_sesame 7d i.redd.it The downside to having a glass dining table irt "How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious ass meal while I dwell in this under-dining-table purgatory watching that egg yolk dribble down the side of yo mouth and then u gon feed me some overprice organic doggie food that ain't een 1-10th as delicious. K. I see u. Well see the problem is, I be acting like a dog too much. Greet u enthusiastically at the door. Wag my tail. Boop snoots, all that floofy shit that u humans like. But see I could be a cat, too. I could be hella uninterested in u. Ignore TF out of u just like the cat. Just icey cold den a MF. That's what u what? It MUST be what chu want, witchoe non-sharing ass. Go head then. GO HEAD. From now on, meow, BIH. MEOW. AF." 😂😂😂
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Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) believed in a primeval egg from which the sun god hatched. Alternatively, the sun was sometimes discussed as an egg itself, laid daily by the celestial goose, Seb, the god of the earth. Hinduism makes a connection between the content of the egg and the structure of the universe: for example, the shell represents the heavens, the white the air, and the yolk the earth. The Chandogya. Upanishads describes the act of creation in terms of the breaking of an egg. In the Zoroastrian religion, the creation myth tells of an ongoing struggle between the principles of good and evil. During a lengthy truce of several thousand years, evil hurls himself into an abyss and good lays an egg, which represents the universe with the earth suspended from the vault of the sky at the midway point between where good and evil reside. In China, there are several legends that hold a cosmic egg at their center, including the idea that the first being or certain people were born of eggs. For example, the Palangs trace their ancestry to a Naga princess who laid three eggs. The cosmic egg, according to the Vedic writings, has a spirit living within it which will be born, die, and be born yet again. Certain versions of the complicated Hindu mythology describe Prajapati as forming the egg and then appearing out of it himself. Brahma does likewise, and we find parallels in the ancient legends of Thoth and Ra. All of these doctrines are thousands of years before the Bible. 4biddenknowledge: HAPPY ISHTAR 4biddenknowledg DONT EAT THE EGGS Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) believed in a primeval egg from which the sun god hatched. Alternatively, the sun was sometimes discussed as an egg itself, laid daily by the celestial goose, Seb, the god of the earth. Hinduism makes a connection between the content of the egg and the structure of the universe: for example, the shell represents the heavens, the white the air, and the yolk the earth. The Chandogya. Upanishads describes the act of creation in terms of the breaking of an egg. In the Zoroastrian religion, the creation myth tells of an ongoing struggle between the principles of good and evil. During a lengthy truce of several thousand years, evil hurls himself into an abyss and good lays an egg, which represents the universe with the earth suspended from the vault of the sky at the midway point between where good and evil reside. In China, there are several legends that hold a cosmic egg at their center, including the idea that the first being or certain people were born of eggs. For example, the Palangs trace their ancestry to a Naga princess who laid three eggs. The cosmic egg, according to the Vedic writings, has a spirit living within it which will be born, die, and be born yet again. Certain versions of the complicated Hindu mythology describe Prajapati as forming the egg and then appearing out of it himself. Brahma does likewise, and we find parallels in the ancient legends of Thoth and Ra. All of these doctrines are thousands of years before the Bible. 4biddenknowledge

Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) beli...

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Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...: Vel 4 PM PIV Text Message Today 3:31 PM Hey sis, fresh out of the oven I have no idea who you are Sorry about that. It's only a pie that baked. missed my sister's by one digit. O Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM Those pies looks lovely though Lemon meringue? Yes, my mother's recepi. Can have the recipe? I have never made lemon meringue pie and this seems like a sign that l should OK. The recepi is, 19" gramkracker That is 1- 9" Keebler Graham cracker ready made pie crust. 2 cans of carnation sweetened condensed milk. 5 lemons, 2 limes, 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell O A Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell and bake at 325 for twenty minutes. Whip egg whites on high speed by themselves, without sugar until they start to peak. Add granular sugar and zest until they stand on their own and to taste. Use convection setting @4500 until meringue browns nicely. Let cool for 1 hour then transfer to your fridge for another 2 hours. Enjoy Hank you Thank You're welcome O A. Text Message Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

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😮😶2 INGREDIENTS to SHRINK-TIGHTEN PORES and SKIN! 😮😶 ⛄️DIY BUBBLE FOAM MASK!! Servin some Mrs. Doubtfire realness 😂Ive seen this bubble mask that foams after you apply it onto the skin so I thought I would DIY it... the diy version starts as a foam (because its all natural) but you can feel the bubbles working on your skin.. so SHRINK LARGE PORES and GET HYDRATED, SOFT, SUPER TIGHT skin!! (you know that tight feeling facelift you get when you wear a super tight high ponytail.. thats what this feels like. natural botox lol) 😛DISCLAIMER: try not to eat it! its SO YUMMY!!! 😊I love me some skincare that's good enough to eat! All my bakers out there know whats up!🍰 (yes I know this is a merengue. I love food) 🍦ALL YOU NEED: 🥚EGG WHITES (from one egg) **make sure there is NO YOLK otherwise this wont bubble) 🍬SUGAR (1 tbsp) 🍳-you can do this with JUST egg whites too but I like adding sugar cuz of the amazing benefits it has for your skin! more on that later 🍯WHISK your egg whites and sugar in a ceramic-metal bowl. DO NOT use plastic (it wont foam) .. you can use an electric mixer or whisk it by hand 💪🏾 ❄️Keep whisking until it changes from runny yellowish egg whites to a white thick bubbly foam 🌬Apply the foam to your entire face - you can use a brush to apply it or your CLEAN fingers 🙊Youll feel the bubbles tingling your skin! it kinda tickles and feels really cool! 💦Wash off after 10-15 mins 💥BOOM. TIGHT SKIN. TIGHT PORES. 💸Glycolic Bubble Mask to buy: $54 💵DIY this Glycolic Bubble Mask: Less than $4 😱WHY THIS WORKS:😱 SUGAR: natural form of glycolic acid -makes your skin younger looking and fresh because of cell turnover natural exfoliant (alpha hydroxy acids) -natural humectant = juices your skin up with moisture and traps it in EGG WHITES: high in protein so they help heal the skin and kill acne -helps wrinkles and make the skin appear firmer-tighter -the protein is a natural astringent so it tones your face and soaks up any excess oil and its a “preservative” -contain an enzyme called Lysozyme that helps to tighten and shrink pores -helps with skin elasticity @homeabguide diy diyremedies remedies by @farahdhukai: F A R A H D H U K A l 😮😶2 INGREDIENTS to SHRINK-TIGHTEN PORES and SKIN! 😮😶 ⛄️DIY BUBBLE FOAM MASK!! Servin some Mrs. Doubtfire realness 😂Ive seen this bubble mask that foams after you apply it onto the skin so I thought I would DIY it... the diy version starts as a foam (because its all natural) but you can feel the bubbles working on your skin.. so SHRINK LARGE PORES and GET HYDRATED, SOFT, SUPER TIGHT skin!! (you know that tight feeling facelift you get when you wear a super tight high ponytail.. thats what this feels like. natural botox lol) 😛DISCLAIMER: try not to eat it! its SO YUMMY!!! 😊I love me some skincare that's good enough to eat! All my bakers out there know whats up!🍰 (yes I know this is a merengue. I love food) 🍦ALL YOU NEED: 🥚EGG WHITES (from one egg) **make sure there is NO YOLK otherwise this wont bubble) 🍬SUGAR (1 tbsp) 🍳-you can do this with JUST egg whites too but I like adding sugar cuz of the amazing benefits it has for your skin! more on that later 🍯WHISK your egg whites and sugar in a ceramic-metal bowl. DO NOT use plastic (it wont foam) .. you can use an electric mixer or whisk it by hand 💪🏾 ❄️Keep whisking until it changes from runny yellowish egg whites to a white thick bubbly foam 🌬Apply the foam to your entire face - you can use a brush to apply it or your CLEAN fingers 🙊Youll feel the bubbles tingling your skin! it kinda tickles and feels really cool! 💦Wash off after 10-15 mins 💥BOOM. TIGHT SKIN. TIGHT PORES. 💸Glycolic Bubble Mask to buy: $54 💵DIY this Glycolic Bubble Mask: Less than $4 😱WHY THIS WORKS:😱 SUGAR: natural form of glycolic acid -makes your skin younger looking and fresh because of cell turnover natural exfoliant (alpha hydroxy acids) -natural humectant = juices your skin up with moisture and traps it in EGG WHITES: high in protein so they help heal the skin and kill acne -helps wrinkles and make the skin appear firmer-tighter -the protein is a natural astringent so it tones your face and soaks up any excess oil and its a “preservative” -contain an enzyme called Lysozyme that helps to tighten and shrink pores -helps with skin elasticity @homeabguide diy diyremedies remedies by @farahdhukai
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