why talk dirty when you can be wholesome sskskskskssk
I saw my opening and took it
Bio said count my freckles and I’ll love you
A bit of self deprecation never went astray..
I don’t know why I’m crying in the club right now
So this worked out well.
tinderventure:Harambe didnt die for this
I finally had a witty opening line!
Harambe didnt die for this
Hello 911 I would like to report a murder
(CS) This didn’t age well.
She is laying on an American flag in her profile.
Sitting here whole body in spasms and laughing manically waiting to pull the trigger
10/10 wholesome yet smooth
And that’s a wrap..?
Suppose she was right
Got this last night and now it better be coming home 🏆
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Theres a GIF for that.
Self deprecation, it works.
Her bio said “God made, Jesus saved”
Okay then :(
Give it back
I dig it
Where did I go wrong?
B-but Doctor, I thought you said I wouldnt have to suffer for much longer
<p>“B-but Doctor, I thought you said I wouldn’t have to suffer for much longer…” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Might have been a little too savage on this one