Stop calling me Coochie: >>2319883 #
What the fuck did you just fucking
say about me, you little bitch? l'll
have you know I graduated top of
my class in getting pussy, and I've
been involved in numerous secret
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raids on Kira Yoshikage , and I have over 3
confirmed acts. I am trained in Graduation Tests
and I'm the best boi in the entire Duwang Gang.
You are nothing to me but just another target. will
wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of
which has never been seen before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words. You think you can get away
with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think
again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting The
Speedwagon Foundation and your IP is being
traced right now so you better prepare for the
storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking
dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill
you in over seven hundred ways, and that;s just
with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively
trained in Stand combat, but I have access to the
entire arsenal of the Jojo Fanbase and I will use it
to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the
face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could
have known what unholy retribution your little
"clever' comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your fucking
tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're
paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury
all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking
Stop calling me Coochie
Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year: Once, I went down to a department store, I was with a rather old man who didn't
understand how commercial businesses work. The old man reeked of stale old
woman vagina, however, I kept this to myself afraid the old man might fucking shit
his britches off.
He then shouted unreasonably loud, "I never thought a 96 year old woman could
get so wet nigga!" He's not even black. A nearby customer, who is black, gets mad
fucking angry and slams the fuck out of the perfume counter. PERFUME GOES
EVERYWHERE! The old man gets a overwhelming whiff of the perfume and begins
having a violent seizure, shit flying out of his ass everywhere. Jack Black pranced
on, by doing some weird ass face and slipped on the pile of liquid shit, screaming:
"Fuck, can a man skip in peace?". A random child is caught stealing candy through
all the commotion, to which the angry ass asian store owner gets fucking heated
and slams a glass on Jack Blacks head. Jack Black faces the store owner and whips
out a 12 gauge shotgun from his ass then proceeds to shotgun blast the store owner
in the face with fury.
Coming out of a tent located in the dog food aisle, Bernie Sanders said with pride,
"In this country a man should be able to skip around a store without slipping on a
steaming pile of liquid shit. That killing was justified." The repercussions were
removed, and mostly everyone went about their day.
However, the memories still lingered in Jack Black's mind, in fact; they haunted him
as he tossed and turned every night with rage. As much as he tried, he just couldn't
get the crusty shit globs out of his beard. Bernie showed up at his house later that
night and slammed against his door with a can of pedigree loud as fuck: "Open the
door you fat fuck, I have christmas dinner!" Jack Black didn't answer the door, as he
was afraid of Bernie's sensible political opinions, and Bernie crawled up a nearby
tree to sleep. The next morning, neighborhood children thought he was a pinata
and started to yell "Give us some candy you old bitch!". Bernie replied "Here I'll give
you some candy you little shit." Bernie proceeded to throw up dog food on them
from last night. One of the "special" kids proceeded to scoop up the dog food and
eat it like ripe sweaty ass on a hot summer day. His friend Tyrone Zimbabwe peeked
his head out of the tree and yelled with splendor, “Holy shit nigga thas fuckin
A bunch of bloods showed up in a Bentley truck and started doing a drive-by on
Jack Black's house. Jack Black finally heard all the commotion and raced outside of
his house, he then grasped the retarded kid and chucked him at the bloods
screaming, “Natural selection niggas!". The kid hit the truck like a retarded sack of
potatoes to no effect, all while projectile vomiting dog food in a backflip all over the
It was then revealed in epic fashion that Filthy Frank was the driver of the Bentley.
To everyone's surprise Pink Guy was in the passenger seat, this confused everyone
because most thought they were both the same person.
Pink guy stuck his flaming ass out of the passenger seat window with a wild grin
and completely ripped ass releasing toxic fumes like a Nazi gas chamber. Jack Black
fucking died from inhaling the obnoxiously stanky bullshit ass fumes.
Bernie Sanders waited until it was all over and jumped out of the tree, dog food
falling all over. He landed with a sick ass parkour roll, and the bloods in the back
seat said, "Damn this old nigga got clout." The bloods all lowered their weapons
with ease "Why didn't you say it was you bernie? We ain't bouta' harm the one nigga
that's gonna make weed legal."
Then something miraculous happened, a crater opened in the ground and a big
round boulder blocking the sacred entrance to christ's cave slowly moved itself
aside, allowing a holy light to seep into the atmosphere.
Then, Jack Black arose from the crater dressed in a white robe with a thorned
wreath on his head. "I am now black jesus! I am here to atone for your sins!"
The bloods all pause. Filthy Frank mutters “Nigga, do you have any idea how dumb
that name sounds?" Black Jesus obviously has none of that and takes one of his
vintage guitars from School Of RockTM, lights it on fire and hurls it at 50 miles per
hour directly into the driver side window of the truck. This impact hits Filthy Frank
and Pink Guy directly, cutting off Filthy Frank's head. The bloods in the back say
"Aw fuck no nigga" and throw a grenade out of the window without pulling the pin.
"Amateurs." Black Jesus mutters, while pulling a glock out of his back pocket and
shooting them both. Suddenly, Pink guy puts his head up. He managed to duck
under the guitar that Black Jesus had thrown! He yells, “O0OYYYUUAAA" and
climbs out of the car window. Black jesus picks up the old unpulled grenade and
throws it into the car.
Pink guy screams as he runs from the car and *BOOM!*. Pink guy then pulls out a
walkie talkie and mutters sexually into it "Got a big dick nigga over here, need
Immediately after, two sedans roll up and pink guy hurls himself onto one as the
other pulls in front of him and starts shooting. Pink guy rolls away. Satan was the
shooter, naked in the front seat, fucking George Bush in the ass as his head stuck
outſof the pink car's floor. Hillary Clinton was sitting in the back seat getting fucked
mega hard with a spinning rusty minigun held by a Nigerian Warlord. The windows
were bulletproof, and the warlord sat in front of the window smiling his ass off. He
held eye contact with Black Jesus the entire time while Donald Trump sat next to
them in the backseat playing Fornite on his Iphone XVII. Black Jesus fired multiple
shots at the warlord's window, but this didn't make the Warlord flinch or stop
smiling. Once he was done with Hillary, the Warlord pulled it out of Hillary's stank
pussy, stepped outside, spun it up, and took aim as his whole inbred family climbed
out of the trunk and watched.
"SUCK MY DICK!" yelled the warlord as Hillary's juices flew off the minigun onto his
wifes face. As He started to shoot down Black Jesus's house and caused Bernie
Sanders to shit his pants so hard all the neighborhood dogs came running to eat all
the dog food that came from Bernie's ass.
Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year