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![i'm sad the show might be cancelled): [scream queens]: I'm sorry. Are you okay?
City
Yeah, thanks for not killing me
City
i'm sad the show might be cancelled): [scream queens]](https://pics.me.me/thumb_im-sorry-are-you-okay-city-yeah-thanks-for-not-10106215.png)
![Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories](https://pics.me.me/thumb_insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-61533067.png)
![Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them.
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister](https://pics.me.me/thumb_insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-62010341.png)
![Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
Bed time stories](https://pics.me.me/thumb_insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-62008090.png)
