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So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I donโ€™t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me ๐Ÿค”...5 footers really be going the hardest! ๐Ÿ› Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! ๐Ÿ˜‚) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies donโ€™t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I donโ€™t blame yโ€™all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! โ€œSmash Iโ€™m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I canโ€™t bring a man into my house who reach to my sonโ€™s chestโ€ BB ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ DO ๐Ÿ‘ WHAT ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ FEEL ๐Ÿ‘. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think itโ€™s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. โ€œBut smash, Iโ€™m 5-11 which is really a lie Iโ€™m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say Iโ€™m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam Iโ€™m gon look like her handsome middle school son.โ€ Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! ๐Ÿ Maybe thatโ€™s what you been missing all your life. โ€œsmash you really Wilding today.โ€ INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_): Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I donโ€™t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me ๐Ÿค”...5 footers really be going the hardest! ๐Ÿ› Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! ๐Ÿ˜‚) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies donโ€™t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I donโ€™t blame yโ€™all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! โ€œSmash Iโ€™m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I canโ€™t bring a man into my house who reach to my sonโ€™s chestโ€ BB ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ DO ๐Ÿ‘ WHAT ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ FEEL ๐Ÿ‘. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think itโ€™s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. โ€œBut smash, Iโ€™m 5-11 which is really a lie Iโ€™m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say Iโ€™m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam Iโ€™m gon look like her handsome middle school son.โ€ Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! ๐Ÿ Maybe thatโ€™s what you been missing all your life. โ€œsmash you really Wilding today.โ€ INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)
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For a lot of people who love Kanye now because of his shift in politics, they canโ€™t understand why his Day 1 fans (like me) abandoned him. Itโ€™s quite simple. There was a time when his music got us through. That music - the old stuff - still gets some of us through. But thatโ€™s why it hurts us so bad to see him in the condition heโ€™s in now. Anyway, thatโ€™s for another time. On the song Ultralight Beam on Kanyeโ€™s last (good) album (๐Ÿ˜ฌ), Kirk Franklin said: โ€œYou can never go too far when you can't come back home againโ€. Man that lyric hit me. For all of u putting pride 2 the side and going home for Christmas even tho your papa wilding, or your mama wilding, or your step mama wilding, or your big sister wilding, or your auntie wilding...bless you. May your presence bring unity and love to the family on that day. Your reward is with God. You can never go too far ... when you can't come back home again! And for those of u who need space this holiday, take your space. Your mental health is worth more. Home is where the heart is and that can be anywhere you need to be - only you know that, and may God guide you there. Ya get me! Blessings, beloveds - bless up โค๏ธ: They see each other once a year on Christmas For a lot of people who love Kanye now because of his shift in politics, they canโ€™t understand why his Day 1 fans (like me) abandoned him. Itโ€™s quite simple. There was a time when his music got us through. That music - the old stuff - still gets some of us through. But thatโ€™s why it hurts us so bad to see him in the condition heโ€™s in now. Anyway, thatโ€™s for another time. On the song Ultralight Beam on Kanyeโ€™s last (good) album (๐Ÿ˜ฌ), Kirk Franklin said: โ€œYou can never go too far when you can't come back home againโ€. Man that lyric hit me. For all of u putting pride 2 the side and going home for Christmas even tho your papa wilding, or your mama wilding, or your step mama wilding, or your big sister wilding, or your auntie wilding...bless you. May your presence bring unity and love to the family on that day. Your reward is with God. You can never go too far ... when you can't come back home again! And for those of u who need space this holiday, take your space. Your mental health is worth more. Home is where the heart is and that can be anywhere you need to be - only you know that, and may God guide you there. Ya get me! Blessings, beloveds - bless up โค๏ธ

For a lot of people who love Kanye now because of his shift in politics, they canโ€™t understand why his Day 1 fans (like me) abandoned him...

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