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The Worst, Space, and Annoying: Gabe Rivera
@gaberivera
You know how when you're a fast
walker and the guy ahead of you is
fast too but only 90% as fast as you,
so you MUST pass him, but to pass
him you have to walk comically faster
than your normal speed, or else youll
be in his personal space too long as
you pass? That's annoying
This is the worst 😂😭 @gaberivera https://t.co/sj8ce0iQkk
This is the worst 😂😭 @gaberivera https://t.co/sj8ce0iQkk
Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM
Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE
READ. It's about my experience last night with
these fucking border patrol agents.
Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from
Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family.
When we got to the California/Nevada state
line, as always, there's a checkpoint.
(This checkpoint USED to be one where they
made sure you weren't carrying fruits into
California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species)
Anyway...
The bus driver makes an announcement: "We
are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be
prepared to show your documentation upon
request".
WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK?
So you know I'm ready to act an ASS.
I stand up and say LOUDLY
I stand up and say LOUDLY:
THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH
AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are
not within 100 miles of an international border
so that have NO authority to ask you for
ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF!
And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google
translated how to say that in Spanish and
repeated myself:
Esto es una violación de los derechos de su
cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles
nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas
miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos
pasar esto
The lady next to me did not speak English.
She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had
her back.
The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
they are about to start asking for
"documentation" from people.
I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
'm not drivina this his so vou have NO
The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
they are about to start asking for
"documentation" from people.
I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO
RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest
of you guys don't have to show them
anything, either! This is harassment and
racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn
thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border
so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction
here! GOOGLE IT!"
The agents start to look exasperated,
because they can see I'm wiling to act a
WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We
can see that you're a citizen because of your
filthy mouth". And then they just said "go
ahead" to the bus driver and got off.
Point is: These border patrol officers act like
they do because they EXPECT people to be
afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when
Point is: These border patrol officers act like
they do because they EXPECT people to be
afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when
they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend
her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No
one should be asked to present "papers" for
interstate travel. I defended her, and I
defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just
take this shit LYING down. What those
officers did is WRONG and completely illegal.
All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to
let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE
SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off.
Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS.
Because if you let them intimidate the poor
Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do
you think they're coming for next?
Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"
Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"
Baby Daddy, Target, and Husband: Target Has Pulled A "Baby Daddy"
Card From Its Stores After People
Called It Insulting
You're a wonderful
husband and father_
and I'm so grateful
to have you
as my partner,
my friend,
and my baby daddy!
Do y’all think this is insulting? 🤔 https://t.co/lPlKHPuZZV
Do y’all think this is insulting? 🤔 https://t.co/lPlKHPuZZV
Ass, Dumb, and Memes: YOU'RE A
DUMB ASS
CHANGE MY MIND
https://t.co/ovMnTfXsGQ
https://t.co/ovMnTfXsGQ
9gag, Dank, and Funny: Who needs April Fools
when your whole life is a joke
Who needs April fools when you're a fool the whole year?
http://9gag.com/gag/aVqEeOK/sc/funny?ref=fbsc
Who needs April fools when you're a fool the whole year? http://9gag.com/gag/aVqEeOK/sc/funny?ref=fbsc
