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AldenRants 19-50 @peyton.atthedisco asked me to rant about recliners! DOn't GEt ME STarted! HERE I THOUGHT ROCKING CHAIRS WERE WILD ENOUGH BUT NOOOOPE HERE COME FUCKIN RECLINERS ACTING LIKE THEY INNOVATED LYING DOWN FOR US LIKE YEAHHHH IDK, RECLINERS, SORRY, I DONT EVEN THINK I CAN REALLY USE YOUR PRODUCT TO FALL INTO A TRANQUIL STATE OF MIND NECESSARY TO DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT WHENEVER I PULL THAT LEVER ON THE CHAIR OF WHAT COULD ONLY BE CONSIDERED THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST TRANSFORMER IDEA, I END UP FEELING LIKE I'M CAREENING MYSELF OFF THE BACK OF THAT VEGAN MECHANICAL BULL FASTER THAN YZMA COULD SAY "WROOOOOOONGGG LEEEEVEEERRRrrrrrrrrr!": maemuldez gh-hai didnt-c-u-there tennantbutt "Enchanted River Phillipines "NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM' Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called "enchanted" because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many peoplo, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has beon successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear. They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic," the perfect place to hide a body Two types of people nteresting AldenRants 19-50 @peyton.atthedisco asked me to rant about recliners! DOn't GEt ME STarted! HERE I THOUGHT ROCKING CHAIRS WERE WILD ENOUGH BUT NOOOOPE HERE COME FUCKIN RECLINERS ACTING LIKE THEY INNOVATED LYING DOWN FOR US LIKE YEAHHHH IDK, RECLINERS, SORRY, I DONT EVEN THINK I CAN REALLY USE YOUR PRODUCT TO FALL INTO A TRANQUIL STATE OF MIND NECESSARY TO DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT WHENEVER I PULL THAT LEVER ON THE CHAIR OF WHAT COULD ONLY BE CONSIDERED THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST TRANSFORMER IDEA, I END UP FEELING LIKE I'M CAREENING MYSELF OFF THE BACK OF THAT VEGAN MECHANICAL BULL FASTER THAN YZMA COULD SAY "WROOOOOOONGGG LEEEEVEEERRRrrrrrrrrr!"
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glumshoe: tapraisha: shutup-jacqueline: missmaria4740: Fun fact: Madam Zeroni, Yzma, and the signer of the song “Santa Baby” are the same person! Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) was born in cotton fields in South Carolina as the result of a rape by a white plantation owner. Given away by her mother she moved to New York, dropped out of high school, and was homeless until she was discovered for her singing and performed touring Europe. What an incredible woman. I have to reblog…..its Madam Zeroni. I see her picture, i reblog. Not taking any chances Her being Eartha Kitt is enough alone for me to reblog Earths Kitt’s entire career is amazing. She was an outspoken civil rights activist and just an utterly good person. I remember hearing news of her death on the radio during a roadtrip and crying silently until we reached our destination. : glumshoe: tapraisha: shutup-jacqueline: missmaria4740: Fun fact: Madam Zeroni, Yzma, and the signer of the song “Santa Baby” are the same person! Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) was born in cotton fields in South Carolina as the result of a rape by a white plantation owner. Given away by her mother she moved to New York, dropped out of high school, and was homeless until she was discovered for her singing and performed touring Europe. What an incredible woman. I have to reblog…..its Madam Zeroni. I see her picture, i reblog. Not taking any chances Her being Eartha Kitt is enough alone for me to reblog Earths Kitt’s entire career is amazing. She was an outspoken civil rights activist and just an utterly good person. I remember hearing news of her death on the radio during a roadtrip and crying silently until we reached our destination.

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