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Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish? i wanna die so bad right now -waaaaay too tall -blood is 3% soda -literally murders innocents and is still widely considered a "smol bean" -good relationship with their mom -hobbies range from making origami to plotting to blow up the moon -really their height is just unreasonable and very intimidating i heard you've been saying some shit grandparents live in korea -little ball of anger -uses napalm as moisturiser -no one is sure if they're actually racist or not thinks they can speak german -lists "kicking inanimate objects" as a hobby got sold fake cocaine once about me on your blog -damaged -iterally no one can bring themselves to like -communicates only in grunts -writes terrible fiction -goes out of their way to upset others -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing) -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish -leaves agressive voicemails -used to be emo -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them way too many Ns little miss finland turns to camera in shock ADAM supreme gentleman -absolutely deplorable shoves an american flag up their ass most mornings takes selfies everywhere -everywhere i said loves their pets -finds depressive thinking arousing horrible handwriting tries. fails. -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay -uses air quotes to patronise others -"feminism is stupid" -can't get laid -has probably had lip injections. and ego injections. "why do girls always go for douchebags" -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in december. after the last star in the galaxy has burned out. mad at them -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D. -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7 -says weird shit 97% of the time -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid" will not get a haircut hasn't slept ever do have a frighteningly intense 56 brennan's burger bundies gets what they want because they are-worships satan -known as the zodiac killer -takes off their glasses and becomes ets morbid sense of humour that occasionally gets them in trouble wants to have you (over) for dinner behaves drunk while sober and also while drunk. -vastly overestimates their ability to get away with things -does absolutely nothing in a group project and no one gets mad -dog person -has brushed their teeth less than 7 times since birth probably borrowed their cheekbones off a meth addict -greasy grease on top of their grease jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the d a m a g e d thing from another tag yourself I apologise) I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
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Zodiac Killer, Alien, and Zodiac: Zodiac killer about to be harvested by alien, thus ending his killing spree. (Circa 1970s)

Zodiac killer about to be harvested by alien, thus ending his killing spree. (Circa 1970s)

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Beautiful, Paintings, and Photoshop: <p><a href="http://bussanut-industries.tumblr.com/post/155736450635/onesideisgreatness-magistrate-of-mediocrity" class="tumblr_blog">bussanut-industries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://onesideisgreatness.tumblr.com/post/155685793380/magistrate-of-mediocrity-tryingkind-of-is" class="tumblr_blog">onesideisgreatness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://magistrate-of-mediocrity.tumblr.com/post/155583538122/tryingkind-of-is-this-a-renaissance-painting" class="tumblr_blog">magistrate-of-mediocrity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://trying--kind-of.tumblr.com/post/155581244166/is-this-a-renaissance-painting" class="tumblr_blog">trying–kind-of</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>is this a renaissance painting?</p></blockquote> <p>“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer”<br/>-The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015</p> </blockquote> <p>So I slapped some mathematics on this picture and…</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="632" data-orig-width="885"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4c31d14078ddadbe796cd0cd201422d/tumblr_inline_ojl0dvExT71r8ytk5_540.png" data-orig-height="632" data-orig-width="885"/></figure><p>The red lines divide the picture into thirds. They also mostly coincide with the doorway (and Cruz’s right hand), framing him nicely as the Main Character of this picture.</p> <p>The green line was placed using the golden ratio (the ratio between parts of the picture above it and below it is close enough to 1:1.618). It also goes right under his chin (and through some reporters’ hands or tools).</p> <p>The purple lines are diagonals that are framing the reporters <i>really </i>nicely.</p> <p>I’m pretty sure you could also do something clever with a circle and the yellow doorway behind him, but I don’t have the patience to fiddle with that.</p> <p>Basically, this picture has the same “maths are <i>beautiful</i>” aesthetic as (some well-known) Renaissance paintings.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1015" data-orig-width="1324"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/abf6fcab562d02ebc695c3c8403ec766/tumblr_inline_ojn199Yo6c1s44kfy_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1015" data-orig-width="1324"/></figure><p>i couldnt help but make some adjustments in photoshop…</p> </blockquote>

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Arthur, Autocorrect, and Bad: dat boi dabbing dark kermit me, an squidward intellectual You: Dude, cheer up Me, an intellectua: Young man, there's no need to feel down has a lot of bad -insecure ideas -makes relatable communicate text posts -needs a thesaurus to two friends -rides a unicycle -chaotic evil -thinks they're cooler than they probably crying are -always ready to fight very convincing 2016 election harambe primitive bone app the teeth spongebob -makes bad memes hides their fear with jokes knows ted cruz is the zodiac killer -disappointed in humanity -doesn't like kids -yells a lot -confused -in the wrong place -spelling so bad at the wrong time even autocorrect still listens to mcr can't fix it -can't cook hungry dramatic youtubers arthur fist blurry don't talk to me or mr. krabs my son ever again Don't talk to me or my son -holds grudges -always ready to fight -nice hands moisturizes maybe? -overwhelmed by life -just trying to cries a lot -mom friend -short and bitter about it sensitive -sometimes get -likes money startled by own -doesn' take criticism well shadow <p><a href="http://nyc-conservative.tumblr.com/post/155060607717/starcatcher-tag-yourself-im-the-2016-election" class="tumblr_blog">nyc-conservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://itscoldinwonderland.tumblr.com/post/155060510455" class="tumblr_blog">itscoldinwonderland</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://starcatcher.tumblr.com/post/154958164780/tag-yourself-im-the-2016-election" class="tumblr_blog">starcatcher</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>tag yourself i’m the 2016 election</p></blockquote> <p>I’m Mr. Krabs</p></blockquote> <p>I’m dramatic youtubers</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m dark Kermit.</p>

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Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, and Energy: ANDOMETRICS IN DEPTH 2016 ELECTION SEASON <p>The <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/election+2016"><b>2016 US presidential election</b></a> has been dominating our collective consciousness for the last two years. We tried to distract ourselves with women Ghostbusters and <a href="https://tmblr.co/mLQYxGeVMV-PQrKiJZ_vCMw">@linmanuel</a>​ Miranda and Leo’s Oscar, but the 2016 campaign kept sucking us in. As it comes to a close, the conversation keeps getting louder, and we’ve compiled the highlights.</p><p>The charts below track the volume of the conversation about the election on Tumblr, as measured in original posts, reblogs, likes, and searches. These terms included, but weren’t limited to, #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/election+2016"><b>election 2016</b></a>, #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/presidential+election"><b>presidential election</b></a>, and #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/voting"><b>voting</b></a>. The spikes tell us what got people talking—primaries, debates, <i>alleged</i> serial killers, etc. </p><h2><b>April 1 - May 21, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="779" data-orig-width="1492"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aca904ada10b321b0b451419983b619b/tumblr_inline_og4ne8BNik1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="779" data-orig-width="1492"/></figure><!-- more --><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/new+york+primary">New York Primary</a></b>: Somehow it was only six months ago that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump won their respective primaries in New York, securing their frontrunner position in the delegate count. It was a tough loss for the Berners, who complained about problems at the polls, and the state&rsquo;s closed primary rules. On the day of the primary, engagement around #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/bernie+sanders"><b>Bernie Sanders</b></a> on Tumblr reached its all-time high and would never be that loud again..</p><p><b><strike><i>Alleged</i> Zodiac Killer</strike> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/ted+cruz">Ted Cruz</a> drops out</b>: Days after Trump made a clean sweep in the Northeastern Super Tuesday, Cruz dropped out of the race, elbowing his wife in the face after his concession speech. </p><figure data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="231" data-tumblr-attribution="ohsoswiftly:IL2-wWXT3j0eiblwd0UHMQ:ZIVA_x25yIszL" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0586d00354af2fb58f466447db795ac/tumblr_o6mpxakIxn1qfoj4do1_400.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="231"/></figure><h2><b>May 22 - September 2, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1391" data-orig-width="1493"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fd99d0a87003ecd78e527d270a4420c3/tumblr_inline_og4nepvOBW1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="1391" data-orig-width="1493"/></figure><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/super+tuesday">Super Tuesday</a></b>: <i>Again?</i> <a href="http://chickensnack.tumblr.com/post/93947404481/tuesday-again-no-problem"><b>No problem</b></a>. This one, with Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, South Dakota, and California, finally put Clinton and Trump over the line in delegates. In the days following the primary, engagement around #Hillary Clinton jumped 153% while engagement around #Donald Trump dropped almost 40%. </p><p><b>Obama endorses Clinton</b>: Officially. </p><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/brexit">Brexit</a></b>: June 24th was a bit of a day across the pond when the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. Ever the diplomat, Trump offered his congratulations to the country while visiting his golf course in Scotland, which voted overwhelmingly to stay. The locals’ unique insult structure brought such tags as “<a href="http://ernie23.tumblr.com/post/146413284049/sixohthree-yes-good-via"><b>mangled apricot hellbeast</b></a>” into the Tumblr lexicon for the first time.</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="279" data-tumblr-attribution="sandandglass:mXgq8yhPqi2gSDX2dowh6Q:Z4ewHy28Y3fGl" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ee9e90fa3a82f6f64794d03ec491926/tumblr_o9hcdzRihB1qc8jh0o6_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="279"/></figure><p><b>Sanders endorses Clinton</b>: That was that.</p><p><b>Democratic National Convention</b>: Though the RNC was held days before, the DNC was the convention that got Tumblr talking. Clinton officially became the democratic nominee and we all thought the walkout by Sanders supporters was the craziest this thing was gonna get. </p><p><b>Halloween</b>: The least scary part of the election. Right before the DNC, engagement around #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/halloween"><b>Halloween</b></a> hit an all time high, up nearly 550% from earlier that week. Throughout August, the lull in the election correlated with an uptick in Halloween and by September 4th, there were hundreds of thousands of engagement with Halloween content per day.</p><h2><b>September 26 - October 19, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1157" data-orig-width="1492"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f9c3bc7581dd486dd765e29d98c0ff3/tumblr_inline_og4nf1kFxQ1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="1157" data-orig-width="1492"/></figure><p><b>Joss Whedon, <a href="https://tmblr.co/m-GeqjH2fmLP0u2daEze6lg">@markruffalo</a>​, et al #<a href="http://savetheday.vote/">Save the Day</a></b>: This thing&hellip;</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnRp1CK_X_Yw"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nRp1CK_X_Yw?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p><b>Debate #1</b>: Oh, wow! Trump&rsquo;s public meltdown was the high point of the Tumblr conversation. </p><p><b>Debate #2</b>: This was the town hall style debate, which let Trump lurk behind Clinton while she spoke. It was also the night the world met #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/ken+bone"><b>Ken Bone</b></a>, an undecided voter who was curious about energy policies but will only be remembered for his mustache and red sweater. Eventually, his <a href="https://the-movemnt.tumblr.com/post/151798658840/national-hero-ken-bone-thinks-the-killing-of"><b>Reddit</b> <b>history</b></a> burst the Bone bubble</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500" data-tumblr-attribution="mtv:IurtlltWLChct3Qdnf5Sdg:ZGvpnx2DDZYDH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41f6acac71d45df00746ef2f114580a9/tumblr_oeuljpRj5f1qh9nffo1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500"/></figure><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/michelle+obama">Michelle Obama</a>&rsquo;s speech</b>: Her emotionally-charged <a href="http://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/151758854762/watch-michelle-obamas-speech-on-the-trump-tapes"><b>rebuttal</b></a> to the leaked video of Donald Trump boasting about sexual assault resonated on Tumblr. On October 14th, engagement around the #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/feminism"><b>feminism</b></a> tag increased 179% and the #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/consent"><b>consent</b></a> tag 283%.</p><p><b>Debate #3</b>: Clinton finished her clean sweep of the debates with a sick new <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/nasty+woman,+clinton"><b>nickname</b></a>:</p><figure data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="920" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1307d89608f515e7357d1f4003a83b5/tumblr_inline_og2woickNX1qzo3up_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="920"/></figure><p><i>[Art by <a href="https://tmblr.co/mOX0BNH8BQ-YRk5BdAohbEQ"></a><a href="https://tmblr.co/mOX0BNH8BQ-YRk5BdAohbEQ">@tonycliff</a>​​]</i></p><p>We’re still a few days out from the election, but as you can see, it’s been a long, wild ride. Keep tagging your posts and make sure you get out and vote on Tuesday (you can find out how right in your dashboard!). Just don’t take a selfie with your ballot, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/10/26/yes-your-ballot-selfie-still-might-be-illegal-sorry/"><b>please</b></a>. <br/></p>
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