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Friends, Girls, and Head: Kale @kkeyes96 Some poor guy traded in his car and he had a contract from his girlfriend in You are NOT to have a single girls phone number You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat and Twitter) 1oo You are NOr to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public) You are NOT to go to Honda without me vroom vroom You are NOT to hang out with your friands more than two times a week You're NO1 to look at a single gir if gris come up to you at anpaceormme you are toEALK-way M0 is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out You are NOT to ask for head Nur e . ยท * ยท ๏นƒk)a ยท You are NOT toget mad at me about single thing again . You're NOT to bring up Tyler Noah, Devenor Josh gver again Ewwe .You are NOT allowed to drink unless i am with you 21? . I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please (xxx) kox. Xxx * * It we move in there are tobiergeverbe girls at our house If we move in together your friends wil RARLEY be allowed over if I catch you around girls- -L You are NOT to ditch me for your friends ยท * Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN 1 HANG OUT WITH YOU! nver . We are to go on a lsgit date once every two weeks at least Yoo e if i say jump you say "how high princess" x You are to make sure you telil me you love me ince a day at least so I know your not messing around You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Damn, make sure you zoom in.

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Books, Fake, and Fanfiction: Shelley Zhang @shelzhang Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one Did you get all your booias from the same placet t was al of them in one collection. Maybe it sequed into the sth? So Dudley dies in Harry Potter right? Cudley is never forced to commit suicide No I juss get to the part where he was kiled but Juia cidnt remember that so I just want to make sure iIm not reading some weird fan fictiorn And i assume the scenes where Harry and hermonie gec intimate? What book are Nope Finisting up order of the Phoena He doesnt de in order of the Phoenk Wizarding age of consent is 15 what?! The order of the Phoenix was full of e you serious? He doesnt jump off a bulding? In the real order of the phoenix Harry is baroly able t0 kiss a girl tor the first time, and it's not Hermione heck, no l guess ir's not a hoge spoler, but he doese't de l no point did you think, wait this seems kind of weird or a kid's book? What the what?rl Youre troling me ARE YOU SERIOUS? I mean rd heard they g0t more mature and dark as it No, rm not. Dudley doesnt de. in fact็ฟthe books go on, he gets almost no screen time. Why is he jumping off a buiding? Oay, sol think I know what the answer is going to be, but did Draco and Ginny fake a rape scene? He was paced under the imperious curse and made to jump off his school 0y the rat guy Uh, I don't lonow what you're reading but it's not I'm lauching so hard I'm eryieg the phoeni Ok, Im going to need you to give me a rundown of everything that's happened so far in these books What sick freak wrote thisP:2 OMG This is worth reading and OMG AFSGSYSGSHSHSYDYIEJD ๐Ÿฅ—โค๏ธ (if you don't know how to zoom in you can pinch to zoom)

This is worth reading and OMG AFSGSYSGSHSHSYDYIEJD ๐Ÿฅ—โค๏ธ (if you don't know how to zoom in you can pinch to zoom)

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